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Players: | 98/100 | Votes: | 2775 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 122 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 7 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 6 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
one time, this dude tried to build a house outta diamonds but ended up summonin’ a dragon instead. it was wild, man.
and guess what? we got Germany’s first African-born MP playin’ with us too! he’s standin’ down after some racist abuse, but don’t worry, we got his back.
so come on over and join the fun! we promise you won’t regret it…unless you get blown up by a creeper. but hey, that’s just part of the adventure, right?