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Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 3835 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Crops Grown: | 3961 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 9 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 27 |
one time, this dude tried to build a house outta diamonds but ended up summonin’ a dragon instead. it was wild, man.
and guess what? we got Germany’s first African-born MP playin’ with us too! he’s standin’ down after some racist abuse, but don’t worry, we got his back.
so come on over and join the fun! we promise you won’t regret it…unless you get blown up by a creeper. but hey, that’s just part of the adventure, right?