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Players: | 104/600 | Votes: | 6266 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 26 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 12 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 14 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 18 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
one time, this dude tried to build a house outta diamonds but ended up summonin’ a dragon instead. it was wild, man.
and guess what? we got Germany’s first African-born MP playin’ with us too! he’s standin’ down after some racist abuse, but don’t worry, we got his back.
so come on over and join the fun! we promise you won’t regret it…unless you get blown up by a creeper. but hey, that’s just part of the adventure, right?