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| Players: | 97/300 | Votes: | 4855 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Void Gems Collected: | 26 | New Chunks Explored: | 117684 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7459 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 19 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 17 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
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