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Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 2794 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Villages Defended: | 13 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 37 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a house taller than your grandma’s hair, or mining for diamonds deeper than your uncle’s conspiracy theories.
Our server is so lit, even the creepers are throwing a party in the mines! And don’t even get me started on the villagers, they’re more dramatic than a soap opera on a rainy day.
So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again! Just don’t tell your mom, she might want to join too.