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Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 3877 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 | Ores Mined: | 6711 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 |
Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 4 |
Crops Grown: | 6323 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 12 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 16 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a house taller than your grandma’s hair, or mining for diamonds deeper than your uncle’s conspiracy theories.
Our server is so lit, even the creepers are throwing a party in the mines! And don’t even get me started on the villagers, they’re more dramatic than a soap opera on a rainy day.
So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again! Just don’t tell your mom, she might want to join too.