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Players: | 90/600 | Votes: | 6346 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 19 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 30 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Rune Stones Activated: | 7 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a house taller than your grandma’s hair, or mining for diamonds deeper than your uncle’s conspiracy theories.
Our server is so lit, even the creepers are throwing a party in the mines! And don’t even get me started on the villagers, they’re more dramatic than a soap opera on a rainy day.
So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again! Just don’t tell your mom, she might want to join too.