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Players: | 106/700 | Votes: | 831 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 20 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Void Armor Forged: | 22 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a house taller than your grandma’s hair, or mining for diamonds deeper than your uncle’s conspiracy theories.
Our server is so lit, even the creepers are throwing a party in the mines! And don’t even get me started on the villagers, they’re more dramatic than a soap opera on a rainy day.
So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again! Just don’t tell your mom, she might want to join too.