AdoptCraft Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of emotions and outrageous events.

Imagine a world where gender reveal parties are taken to the next level – we’re talking fireworks, confetti cannons, and a full-on parade to announce the gender of your Minecraft avatar! Who needs a baby shower when you can celebrate the arrival of your new blocky bundle of joy in style?

But beware, one wrong move and your in-game spouse might threaten to call a divorce lawyer and cancel your adoption of that adorable pixelated pet you’ve been eyeing. Will you be able to navigate the drama and keep your Minecraft family intact? Join our server now to find out!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Runes Activated:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

CraftyPixel Minecraft Server

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so like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz like, haniyeh rejected billions and a palestinian state, son reveals! like, what even is that?! come join us and uncover the mysteries of the universe while building epic structures and battling crazy monsters! who needs billions when u can have blocks?! join now for the ultimate adventure!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
New Chunks Explored:	363084	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	13

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Crafty Insomniac’s Realm

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Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is the cure for your insomnia! Join us and experience the wildest adventures that will keep you up all night!

Forget about boring old age problems like dementia, because on our server, you’ll be too busy fighting off creepers and exploring epic dungeons to even remember your own name! Plus, who needs to worry about all-cause mortality when you’re respawning every time you die?

So come on, join us on the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who needs sleep when you can be living it up in a virtual world full of excitement and endless possibilities? Let’s goooooo!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7525	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

PlayHostServers

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Realm/Server/World: Server – PLAYHOST.SERVERS

Number of players: 30+

Length of Play Session (MUST be actively playing): 1 hour+

Gametype: Survival | No Griefing/Steal (no cheating allowed) | good plugins

Language: English

Availabe now you can join anytime & invite your friends

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Crops Grown:	5444
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

“Join THE CLUB SMP, where ‘vanilla’ is for ice cream, not Minecraft. Come for the shenanigans, stay for the awkward banter!” 🏕️

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ABOUT US
The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family!


Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

MODS & TWEAKS
We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack, tailored for performance and useful features. Players playing on the vanilla client will still be able to connect to the server, as all mods used are strictly client-sided or server-sided!

APPLICATION
Our application process consists of a form + short interview to carefully select candidates. Follow the steps below to get whitelisted!:

FAQ Questions & Answers

Question	Answer
What is the age requirement to join the server?	Players must be 18+ to join The Club SMP server.
Can I use mods on the server?	Players can use the custom client modpack provided or play on the vanilla client. All mods used are either client-sided or server-sided.
How can I apply to join the server?	Join the Discord server, read the server guide and rules, submit an application via the application link, wait for someone to contact you for a short interview, and receive application decision and whitelist status.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Feixiao’s Imaginary Erudition? Look no further than our server, where you can hunt for treasures like the Arrow that Seeks the Stars! Our server is so epic, even Black Swan would be impressed.

Join us for a chance to fly like Aureus Shot to Lupine Rue and laugh your way through Nothing to Laugh At. Our server is filled with more excitement than a Feixiao Files leak and more resources than you can shake a stick at.

Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server now and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness! Who needs Redeemable Codes when you have access to our server’s insane features? So what are you waiting for? Dive into the craziness today!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Farms Harvested:	736	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

D I M E S M i n e c r a f t S M P

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join – DIMES faction! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Once upon a time, a player built a giant statue of a potato in the middle of spawn. Why, you may ask? Because potatoes are the true rulers of the Minecraft world, obviously. And that player became known as the Potato King, ruling over all with a starchy fist.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party every Friday night, where players can dance the night away to the sweet tunes of Creeper remixes. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a dancing Enderman showing off his sick moves.

Join us on DIMES faction for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of potato worship. Who knows what kind of ridiculous adventures await you in this wacky world? So grab your pickaxe and come join the madness!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	26	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	17

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

CraftyDaughter Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take clothing disputes to a whole new level! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of marking your territory on your child’s clothes to prevent any sneaky ex-partners from claiming them as their own.

We understand the importance of keeping track of your child’s wardrobe, so we encourage all players to write their child’s name or initials on every piece of clothing they purchase. Not only does this prevent confusion, but it also adds an extra layer of protection against clothing thieves!

Join us for epic battles over laundry disputes, where the stakes are high and the drama is real. Will you be the ultimate clothing protector, or will you fall victim to a cunning ex-partner’s scheme? Only time will tell on our outrageous Minecraft server!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

HotelCraft: NoAirportSleep

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never have to worry about being left alone in a creepy unknown place like poor 20F in the airport! Join us and you’ll be surrounded by friendly players who will always have your back, even if your phone charger gets spilled on.

Our server is like a virtual hotel, but without the loud drilling noises and bright ceiling lights that never turn off. You can build your own cozy virtual home and never have to sleep on the floor again!

And don’t worry about connecting flights being cancelled, because in our Minecraft world, the only thing getting cancelled is boring gameplay. Join us now and let the fun and adventure begin! Who needs a UK visa when you can travel to amazing virtual worlds with just a click of a button?

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	8

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

PetNameSMP: Who U Named Ur Pet After

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where naming your pet after something boring is a crime punishable by banishment to the Nether! Seriously, we once had a player who named their dog “Spot” and let’s just say they haven’t been seen since.

Join us if you want to live in a world where every pet has a legendary name like “Sir Barksalot the Third” or “Princess Meowington.” Our server is filled with epic quests, insane challenges, and a community that will make you laugh until you cry (or maybe that’s just the creeper explosions).

So come on, join us and show off your creativity by naming your pet after the most ridiculous thing you can think of. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the stuff of server legends!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	11

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

BlockyWorldChanger

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server will blow your mind (literally)!

Join our server if you want to uncover the secrets of the universe and learn things that will make you question reality itself. We have hidden dungeons filled with dancing llamas, rainbow-colored creepers, and talking cows that give out life advice.

Once you join, you’ll be greeted by a group of friendly zombies who just want to have a dance party with you. And don’t even get us started on the giant chickens that roam the land, laying golden eggs that you can use as currency in our virtual marketplace.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server and prepare to have your mind blown (figuratively, of course). Who knew a simple game could be so absurdly entertaining?

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Ores Mined:	6875
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

HezbollahHavoc Minecraft Server

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yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got air strikes goin down like it’s nobody’s business. we just destroyed 100 hezbollah rocket launchers with our epic skills. come join the madness and see what other insane shenanigans we got goin on. build, battle, and blow stuff up with us. it’s gonna be a blast, literally. so what u waitin for? join now and let’s wreck some havoc together!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

ArcticCraftWar: Russia vs NATO

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come join our epic minecraft server where we are as ready for war as russia is for arctic war with nato! we have polar bears riding tanks, penguins launching missiles, and snowmen with bazookas! you can build your own ice fortress and defend it against enemy invasions, or team up with your friends to conquer the arctic wasteland. join now and show nato who’s boss in the frozen tundra of minecraft!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Bodily Mysteries Server

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join our epic minecraft server where you can build a house out of GIANT CHEESE BLOCKS and ride on flying pigs to battle evil unicorns with LASER EYES.

we have secret portals that lead to a land made entirely of CANDY where you can ride on marshmallow clouds and duel with gummy bears for ultimate supremacy.

if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary DIAMOND BANANA that grants you unlimited power and turns all your enemies into fluffy bunnies.

come join us and explore the mysteries of the universe while riding on rainbow llamas and fighting off zombie chickens with your trusty rubber chicken sword.

who needs to know what’s happening inside your body when you can be living out your wildest dreams in our insane minecraft world?

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Holy Grails Found:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

ProteinCraft: High-Fat Fun!

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Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, man! We got pigs flying, cows doing backflips, and chickens laying golden eggs! It’s like a freakin’ circus up in here!

And get this, if you join now, you’ll get a special potion that turns you into a super buff warrior with diamond armor and a sword that shoots fireballs! You’ll be unstoppable, bro!

Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep underground that’s guarded by a pack of evil zombie villagers. But if you can defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a mountain of diamonds and emeralds!

So come on, join the madness and let’s conquer this crazy Minecraft world together! Who needs real life when you can have this much fun, am I right?

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Secret Passages Found:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Ace7MC

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Discover a versatile Minecraft server with four exciting options:

Creative Server: An open world where you can build and design without limits. Survival Vanilla: Classic survival gameplay with added perks to enhance your experience. MysticArcana: A unique server mode featuring the custom MysticArcana plugin, offering specialized classes and gameplay twists. SMP Community: Join our whitelist to become part of a close-knit community, with the option to host your own world.

Whether you’re into creative building, survival adventures, magical gameplay, or running your own SMP world, our server has something for everyone.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.