Admitting HoloEN’s Lack of Professionalism – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs where everything is too professional and serious? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! We like to call ourselves “the EN curse” because we embrace our lack of professionalism and turn it into a hilarious joke.

Join us and experience the chaos of a server where the admins are constantly causing mayhem, the players are always up to some shenanigans, and the mobs are just as likely to break out into a dance party as they are to attack you.

Why settle for a normal Minecraft experience when you can join a server that’s so wild, it’s practically a circus? So come on, embrace the madness and join us on our quest to turn the world of Minecraft upside down (literally, we may or may not have flipped the entire map once just for fun). Don’t be a boring corpo drone, come join the insanity today!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Astoria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Java IP: play.astoria.gg Discord: discord.gg/astoria Store: store.astoria.ggWelcome to Astoria, an exciting server built from the ground up with the player experience in mind. The Astoria server is laid-back, has strict no-grief/no-troll rules, and is an SMP style server where the community is valued more than anything else.Even though Astoria offers a huge variety of features, and plugins, to enhance your gameplay; such as Custom Enchants, Lands Claims, Boss Dungeons, and more; we always strive to preserve the authentic Minecraft experience.The survival world has a border of 20k x 20k, meaning plenty of room to find the ideal build spot, and both the End and Nether worlds are completely borderless!You can support the server by voting daily, every vote is a step closer to ranking up and gives you awesome rewards like money and flight time!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	272	Horror Stories Survived:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Friends Zone

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

The best survival server for Minecraft 1.20.4 (Brazil)• Slimefun • Jobs • Pets • mcMMO • GriefPrevention • Mobs To EggsCross-Platform! IP Bedrock: 190.115.198.224 – Porta 10002

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

idkSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

A 1.18 Minecraft Server that gets new updates every week. Bedrock IP: tempomc.com | Port: 19132 We offer: – friendly community – claims – chill environment (not serious)

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Mine Down Under

Economy, PvE, Survival

An Australian Survival Server, with crossplay compatibility with Java and bedrock. This server is very friendly, and is semi-vanilla. You can use /RTP when you spawn, to get teleported to wilderness. There is also a market area where you can rent a shop for selling items to other players. There are some plugins for convenience and Quality-of-Life, such as Sleepmost, Dynmap, TreeAssist, Griefprevention, and ChestShop. Bedrock players can connect with play.minedownunder.com:19132There’s also some NPCs living in the spawn hub, who offer small quests for in-game currency rewards, and I’m working on adding more.We have also have a discord community to go with the server at discord.gg/nFWs4GBZ7F Dynmap: http://minedownunder.com:8123 The rules are pretty basic, no griefing, no excessive profanity, no cheating.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Chimeras Created:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

TerraCraft

Earth, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

EN: Join our community with professional people and a unique way of playing. We are waiting for you to join: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and will be here for you with all you need. RO: Come to our community with professional people and a unique game mode. We are waiting for you to enter too: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and we will be here for you with everything you need.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

CrankHouse Semi-Anarchy Survival

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

CrankHouse is a Semi-Anarchy Survival SMP and our primary goal revolves around making sure mob rates, caps, and behaviors are as vanilla as possible while also ensuring a stable play environment for client and non-client alike.Server is currently running on versions from 1.17 to 1.20To ensure STABILITY we have spared no expense on the most current and top-of-the-line hardware we could get our hands-on.Although here on CrankHouse we do openly allow the usage of “modded/hacked” clients, there is a limit. This limit it here so you can use the mods/clients without being able to abuse people with what we’d consider as frowned upon hack/modules (offhand bans, chunk bans, etc) In response to these you’ll be kicked automatically and repeatedly until module in question is no longer activated (safe server)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXbSZ13cfNghttps://crankhouse.net/

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Towns Built:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

AphelionMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

AphelionMC is a Minecraft SMP Network server focused on high-quality game content. bedrock and java compatible, custom plugins + scripts, dungeon bosses, balanced economy and much more!! join us today and be part of our amazing community!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Gods Realm Romania

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Hello, this community has recently opened and we are working on it every day to make it as good as possible and to offer you a unique experience with us. The community was opened especially for a Minecraft server, but in time we will expand to more games requested by all of you!Forum: https://gods-realm.ro/forum/ Store: https://gods-realm.ro/store/ Server IP: [b]Play.Gods-Realm.Ro[/b]

Discord: https://gods-realm.ro/discord/

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Valatic

Earth, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

A remarkable server experience featuring trending game-modes such as Earth SMP, Oneblock, and much more. We pride ourselves on ensuring our players are well taken care of and our community is a non-toxic friendly place. Valatic game-modes are loaded with unique features as well as a lag free experience for all users. Join Valatic today for a one of a kind experience.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Oasis Network

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

Oasis Network (Formerly Demon Slayer Corps)Welcome to the worlds first demon slayer server! We offer quests, land claiming, economy, custom abilities, and more!We just added in Pixelmon! Its a player voted favorite and we think you would love it too! come join!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Servvival Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Servvival Network aims to create an enhanced Minecraft experience centered around the players. Our goal is to give a smooth experience to the players so they can unleash their creativity! We want to establish a fun and friendly community where everyone feels welcomed. Every player has a voice on the server that we value; express your opinion and ideas about the server. Many additions have been made to the server after the feedback we received. Your opinion matters! The server is free to play, and we disapprove of pay-to-win mechanics and perks; everyone should be able to play fairly.Server IP: play.servvival.net Discord: https://discord.servvival.net

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

RomanMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

RomanMC Network (1.7 – 1.120.2) offers a premium experience for free! We are a semi-cracked server with tons of both premium and popular plugins to give you an experience of a lifetime!– Survival / Skyblock / Factions – 100+ Plugins Per Gamemode – Mob & Parkour Dungeons – McMMO – Pets That Fly! – Land Claiming + Town Claiming | 3D Subdivides – Mob Coins – 400+ Custom Enchants – Jobs – Auction Houses, Coinflips, LotteryWhat are you waiting for? Be part of our community at play.romanmc.net today!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Wafflez Snapshot Server

Survival, Vanilla

WafflezMC is a network with two currently attached servers, Wafflez and isle96. Wafflez is a server that dates back to 2012 and is a economy/community based survival server where you can vote for free rank upgrades, earn cash, and earn more claim blocks. Wafflez has a large selection of possible ranks to purchase, some of which are even purchasable with in-game money. You can battle people in the arena or climb to the top of balancetop. Become a part of the very community oriented server now! isle96 is a more hardcore survival based server where griefing is allowed and pvp is enabled in the wild. It was one of the goals to make it feel free and open to all so even at a base rank you unlock lots of cool perks you can check out in the /ranks menu. All ranks are purchasable with in-game money on isle96!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

SoloLegends

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to SoloLegends.You will find a warm gaming environment, come and play… We would like you to participate in our community.IP: sololegends.net Store: https://store.sololegends.net (70% off sale + 10% “Patrox” Code) Discord: https://invite.gg/Sololegends

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Arcadia Minecraft

Creative, PvP, Survival

Arcadia Minecraft is back! After a five-year hiatus, the best survival Minecraft server is back and going to be bigger than ever! Join now! mc.arcadiaminecraft.com

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.