Admitting HoloEN’s Lack of Professionalism – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs where everything is too professional and serious? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! We like to call ourselves “the EN curse” because we embrace our lack of professionalism and turn it into a hilarious joke.

Join us and experience the chaos of a server where the admins are constantly causing mayhem, the players are always up to some shenanigans, and the mobs are just as likely to break out into a dance party as they are to attack you.

Why settle for a normal Minecraft experience when you can join a server that’s so wild, it’s practically a circus? So come on, embrace the madness and join us on our quest to turn the world of Minecraft upside down (literally, we may or may not have flipped the entire map once just for fun). Don’t be a boring corpo drone, come join the insanity today!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Luxcraft

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to the Luxcraft Community The Luxcraft Network is an international community Even though there quite a few swedish players anyone is welcome to join. English is the main language but we do allow local languages, we dont force anyone to speak english

Join the fun: mc.playluxcraft.com Our website: www.playluxcraft.com

Voting for Luxcraft gives you rewards on all our servers. Depending on which you get crate keys and/or coins. Available server: Survival – Creative – Skyblock – Survival Games – EggWars

Our main rules are: – Use common sense – HAVE FUN

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	295	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Towns Built:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

MCFallout Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Zombies have invaded Minecraft! Battle with your friends through hordes of zombies, upgrading your rank as you receive money and loot from your opponents. With a playing field of more than 50,000 blocks spread over 10 maps, you will always find an area unexplored. Sophisticated ranking system allows you to build at higher ranks, unlocking new perks at every level. With over 99.9% uptime, MCFallout provides you with a lag-free, immersive Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else.

Thank you, and we hope to see you soon! The MCFallout Team

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	25

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

StuzzCraft

Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

Stuzzcraft is an SMP server that celebrated it’s 3 year anniversary November 2015. We’ve had over 10,000 unique visitors to our server, but are always looking for new people to join the community!

No Whitelist – No sitting around, waiting for applications to be approved! Active Staff – From Mods right up to the Owner Farm World – Why tear up the main world – use the often resetting farming world for materials! Grief Prevention Claims – Protect your land from all forms of griefing Optional Creative World – Build what you want in your own plot using creative mode! Player Run Shops – Our players set the economy in a Shop World, using a custom plugin to create shops McMMO – Adds a fun, ‘RPG’ aspect to the server Many, MANY more custom plugins – one of the perks of having a developer the an owner!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

RexCraftia

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

RexCraftia is a one-of-a-kind survival server, featuring a custom events, unique weapons designed by the owner himself (alongside a few implemented from community suggestions), and beautifully hand-crafted scenery. Fully customized mobs paired with customized weaponry revolutionizes the PvP experience, meaning there is always something to do. Whether it be completing dungeons for rewards, or fighting boss mobs at extravagantly crafted castles, you are guaranteed a truly memorable rexperience.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Runes Activated:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

LiveToPlay (all)

LibertyMinecraft … a comprehensive server with many opportunities to have fun, there is something for everyone, no one is bored.

We offer, ➢ Paintball ➢ SkyBlock ➢ Survival ➢ Freebuild ➢ and much more…

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

PvP.LetsBuild.net

Welcome to PvP.LetsBuild.Net This is part of the LetsBuild.net network of servers. This server is built for those who want to play survival or want to compete against others in head on PvP. Griefing and raiding are all allowed.

Features:

– Factions – mcMMO – Custom Recipes – Dynamic Economy – And much more.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	9

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Zer0Fate

Factions? Nation wars? A state of Economy!!!?? it’s only getting better. Join and stat your adventure today!

Watch our server video for FTB!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

OmniworldMC

MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

64 Player Vanilla Survival server.

No PvP, No Grief.

Two year old server with well established friendly community. We are looking for new players who are interested in building and community instead of PvP and minigames.

We allow no bad or anti social behavior on our server and remove problem players quickly. Staff will undo any and all griefing done on the server no exceptions, and ban the offending player.

We Use McMMO, Economy, pets, and more.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

SwiftBees Survival Server

We are a survival/Semi-Vanilla server that keeps a few plugins to ensure no greifing and other problems that can arise. Come join us and have fun! We are a whitelist server so go to the website listed and post on the forum to get whitelisted!!!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runes Activated:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Elemental Crystals Collected:	92

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Slabcraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Prison

Slabcraft.net is the premiere Minecraft experience. We specialize in minecraft servers for over 3 years. We offer several servers including…

– Factions Server – KitPVP Server – Skyblock Server – Creative Server – Prison Server

Donate at store.slabcraft.net. We offer one of the the most reliable gaming experiences in minecraft multiplayer. We hope your stay will be one of a kind.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	5

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

MelonCraft

Welcome to MelonCraft! We offer almost every play style imaginable. Connect with: play.meloncraft.com

Factions Survival

Creative Plots

Survival Games (with custom arenas)

Capture the Flag

Parkour (checkpoint saving)

Spleef (three arenas)

Mobarena (survival rewards)

The Walls (with custom arenas)

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Dimension Hops:	10

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

blockjunkies

Creative, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Atruly lag free public survival server. 14+ only, as we do not vigilantly police the use of language. Over 45 plugins, iConomy, Lockette and highly customized protection options to harbor a grief free environment. Adult staff focuses on enforcing minecraft etiquette through education rather than heavy handed banning. 50 user integrated Mumble voice chat with in-game positional surround sound.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	8390

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

JABS Survival Server

Survival

Welcome to JABS Survival Server!

Built and operated by 4 experienced Admins who are looking forward to playing with other Minecraft users.

No griefing is allowed, but PVP is allowed.

Several Donation ranks are available in the server, as well as Ranks to be given to active and deserving players.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

IronCraft.BG 24/7

KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

OVER 10 MINIGAMES, SURVIVAL WORLD , KITPVP , PVP WORLD , HIDE AND SEEK , PAINTBALL , 24/7 AND MUCH MUCH MORE! JOIN RIGHT NOW – MC.IRONCRAFT.BG:25555

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Crops Grown:	3707

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

FjordCraft

Norwegian PVP and Survival server

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Animals Bred:	144

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.