Admitting HoloEN’s Lack of Professionalism – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs where everything is too professional and serious? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! We like to call ourselves “the EN curse” because we embrace our lack of professionalism and turn it into a hilarious joke.

Join us and experience the chaos of a server where the admins are constantly causing mayhem, the players are always up to some shenanigans, and the mobs are just as likely to break out into a dance party as they are to attack you.

Why settle for a normal Minecraft experience when you can join a server that’s so wild, it’s practically a circus? So come on, embrace the madness and join us on our quest to turn the world of Minecraft upside down (literally, we may or may not have flipped the entire map once just for fun). Don’t be a boring corpo drone, come join the insanity today!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

ViperSplit

Hey guys join this server please

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	8

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

CraftPimp

Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Skywars

Brand new COD and Mini-Games servers!! 7/31/2014 UPDATE: Factions, Skyblock and Creative have all been reset! 5/5/2014 UPDATE: DWARVES VS ZOMBIES ADDED 2-7-2014 UPDATE: SKYBLOCK SERVER ADDED 1-18-2014 UPDATE: KIT PVP SERVER ADDED 1-1-2014 UPDATE: BRAND NEW MAP 12/5/2013 GUNS ADDED 11/19/2013! We also have the #1 SkyWars server in the world with more than 100 maps! We have Creative with 100X 100 plots, disguises, pets, marriage, chairs!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Realm Adventures

3 survival worlds redstone creative world creative world skyblock and more testing right now but with some help this server can improve alot

hosted by McUsername Sissubaby posted by head admin Paintsplatters

admins will be on to promote at 10-noon central time monday

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

MCServer

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Raiding

A amazing Hunger Games server that has been around for a while now! A lot of players as well! 24/7

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

VirtualCraft

A Fun Minecraft Server With Great Staff And Fun MiniGames And Pvp!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

TownyWarCraft

Economy, Parkour, Raiding, Towny

Create or join a town when you join the server! Gear up and prepare for a Minecraft war of a life time! You and your town can start a war with anyone you want at any time and day!

Build your town to be the greatest of all on TWC! Whether you start from the bottom or buy a town from someone who is selling theirs, make it your own and make it known you are the best and you will rule all!

Towns vs. Towns! Nations vs. Nations!

Best thing about TWC? You like just flat out survival? Normal towny? Parkour? THAT IS WHO WE ARE! You can join just to play survival, you can join to create your own town and never go to war! That’s okay! Like Parkour too? We have four of them! The hardest parkours you’ll ever attempt to jump around on!

mc.townywarcraft.com

Join today!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

BawsPvP

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	472	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

EthosCraft

EthosCraft is a Towny Survival server with WorldWide PVP! Are you up for the challenge? Build your colony on a brand new world. Work together to survive or go it alone. The choice is yours!

-Towny -McMMO -Auctions -PVP -iConomy -Parkour

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

DGCraft | SkyBLOCK

Play with friends and create your own levitating corner, build the most functional island to earn as much money as possible

or go towards a true Architect and create the most beautiful buildings and the title of Master SkyBLOCKer is waiting for you!

The nice new appearance of the islands will allow you to better start your adventure with our Server.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Survive2Die | Semi-Vanill

Survive2Die | Semi-Vanilla! | No Rules! PVP | 24/7,

Welcome to Survive2Die where you spawn in the world with no rules and danger off raiding and greifing. Run so fast and far you can to not get attacked by others. This server is made to be like if you were playing single player. So hope you have fun!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

BrekPvP

A brand new server! BrekPvP has just been started as of today! come and join us on our journey to make a new hit Faction PvP server. The server has a bit of a base set down right now, but we are ever expanding!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Villages Defended:	18
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Orca Creative 1.20.2 (Cross-Play Enabled)

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Orca Creative has been operated for more than 8 years and has had no world resets!!!

IP & Port for Bedrock Edition: IP: OrcaCreative.tk Port:19132

SynopsisOrcaCreative, as you might imagine, is a creative server. Our focus centers around a building community and we have multiple worlds to facilitate this. This server is not a plot server, plots are only used for contests. WorldEdit is available to all members throughout the creative worlds. In addition, our atmosphere is family-friendly, no rude posting allowed.

Worlds[Spawn] – Starting world, complete the quick intro to access the rest of the server[FB] – Superflat creative world.[Wild] – Default terrain creative world[Sv] – Generic survival world for… surviving!![A] – Contains fun challenges that you can gain prizes from: zombies, hunger games, deathrun, dueling, parkour and mazes. Also contains PVP arenas[Contest] – A plot world for our semi-frequent contests[SkyB] – SkyBlock world[HSV] – Hardcore survival. Raiding, griefing, and pvp are all allowed.NOTE: Raiding is allowed in the HSV world, not the regular survival world.

Rules[1] No griefing.[2] No harassment.[3] No rude language; we are PG.[4] No offensive buildings. [5] Do not beg for ranks.[6] Do not advertise other servers.[7] Respect the staff and other members. [8] Have Fun! :^)[9] Do not purposefully lag the server.[10] Hacked items are not allowed; this includes items not obtained in normal gameplay.[11] No excessive CAPS or spamming.[12] Starting drama, controversial topics, and hate speech are not allowed.[13] No politics.[14] Do not argue with staff or other members. All rule breaking is interpreted by staff.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	1936
New Chunks Explored:	840521	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

HooptiesWorld

Anarchy, Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival

Rankup. Become a Legend.

Similar in nature to Prison servers. The only difference is that instead of unlocking some new /warp area to mine and grief in, you unlock new permissions. From the basics like /msg , /tpa , /warp all the way up to /nick , /book , /ignore , /hat , /fly The higher up the rank ladder you climb. The more Permissions you will get on the server. Do you have what it takes to become a legend and join the ‘Hall of Legends”

We offer: creative, survival , mini-games such as spleef and hide and seek. and also a fun exploration world. The server is well over 3 years old. with a lot of long time players who have been with us for 3 years now.( so that should tell you something about the server)

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Star Shards Collected:	213

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Royalty Kraft

Ip:173.236.60.84

Medieval Ranks PvE PvP World Features: -Absolutely No Lag -Website (royaltykraft.enjin.com) -30 Slots make this a “just the right size” server -Protection Plugin -Amazing Spawn -Caring and Experienced Staff -No confusing signs, spawn with a server book -A Kits Donation System -Pvp World w/ Leaderboard -Skyblock -Spleef -4 Parkour Maps -A Plugin to record every minute of your playtime

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Enchantments Applied:	64
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Minecraft Türkiye

Best Turkish Server Ever, Come And Take Your Place.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	10

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!