Admitting HoloEN’s Lack of Professionalism – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs where everything is too professional and serious? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! We like to call ourselves “the EN curse” because we embrace our lack of professionalism and turn it into a hilarious joke.

Join us and experience the chaos of a server where the admins are constantly causing mayhem, the players are always up to some shenanigans, and the mobs are just as likely to break out into a dance party as they are to attack you.

Why settle for a normal Minecraft experience when you can join a server that’s so wild, it’s practically a circus? So come on, embrace the madness and join us on our quest to turn the world of Minecraft upside down (literally, we may or may not have flipped the entire map once just for fun). Don’t be a boring corpo drone, come join the insanity today!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Farms Harvested:	854	Enchantments Applied:	203
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

oc0544

Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

EVERYONE HAS /FLY!!! NPC Quests, McMMO, Hunger Games, Capture the flag, Spleef, FFA, pets and LOTS MORE!!!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Eternity

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Le Diamonds Live for an Eternity!!! PvP, Fctions, Survival, iConomy, ChestShop, and yes you can do griefing and raids 😉 Just the best server for survival players and its semi Vanilla Spawn go make the best armor survive to find your best gear and then do war!!! Be the best and have the best faction for an Eternity! Put all the players heads in your trophy room, even admins heads, we ar playng survival yeah! 😉

We dont use all the time kick but we use a lot of the jails 😀 The Sakalaka jails. We try to make this server as much fun is possible and realistic. If you build simthing perfect, like a Arena or a shop, call the ops and if its perfect it gets warp, safezone(for your faction, you can edit the place) and your name will go to the Comunity Hall. and you get a lot of money for that 😉 Ingame money dude. We whaiting for you bro! -Snakefist(admin)

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Pagemaster

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Server Address/IP:s19.hosthorde.com:25666 Version: 1.12.2 Game Play Type/s: [SMP] [Towny] [McMMO] [Jobs] [VoteCrate] [CrazyAuction] [ArtMap]

Player Slots: 80 Server Ram: 6144 MB NEW MAP!! Description: PageMaster is a strong server quickly approaching two years of being active online! We have a lot of great events that take place through out every month including fun activities such as Creative Day Contests! Players come and go but we hope to grow larger to be able to have more fun! We have plenty of mini games that are either run by our staff or by automation, as well as some amazing builders. This is a Survival PvE Server; while there are a few PvP arenas and games, there is no raiding, and no PvPing outside of designated zones. We promote group towns and trade/shops. We aid to help make large builds and creative fun. We are also LGTBQ friendly, and have many members and staff that identify as LGTBQ. Come check us out! Offical Rules : http://pagemaster.enjin.com/rules Rules: No Griefing, Stealing, Raiding/Do not Advertise other servers./NO SPAM/Mild Cursing is allowed./No Hacks, Cheats, or Exploits of any kind!/ Keep things PG13 at least./Do not make any Lagmachines(including Jumping Fountains), Duplicators, or Death Traps. Owner / Admins / Engineers / Moderators: Chronosaga, OnlyManOnMars / Panguien07 / ColdSteal / Norbertcat, Runnah, Amras4 Plugins: [Towny] [TownyChat] [McMMo] [Citizens] [WorldBorders] [LWC] [PlayerHeads] [LogBlock] [Dynmap] [CraftBook] [jobs] [crazy auctions] [cratesplus]

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Farms Harvested:	506
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

BermudaNetwork

Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding, Survival

wubwub

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Divine Spears Created:	14

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Chroma Hills

Creative, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

The server is currently in an open development stage where we invite all of our players, old and new, to join our server and help us make our gamemodes the best they can be! Current gamemodes include:

Survival & Chromageddon

Our basic survival server gives you the bare necessities to survive with a few helpful additions. Includes extras such as McMMO, trading system, and claims.

Do you think you have what it takes to conquer the land of Chroma Hills at it’s worst? Come and try our most challenging gamemode yet with custom trading system, challenges, and much more!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Amentrix

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival

The Amentrix Minecraft server is truly revolutionary with its combination of Creative, Survival and Mini-game play styles in one server. We pride ourselves on our friendly staff and community and look forward to seeing you soon!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	132
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Trollcraft

Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars

Lobby Server

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

AquilaMc

Creative, Economy, Survival, Towny

Our server is a growing factions server with other plugins like mc-mmo friends and lots more that i can interact with.

we have a wide range of staff members that u can talk to about any issue.

Founder-toxiccoke

Owners-Ron, TractorBoy16

Admins-KittyMitts19,BuilditfilmitT

Thanks for checking out pmc page out and we hope to see u on.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

VeteranCraft

Economy, PvE, Survival

VeteranCraft is a solid growing community of mature, friendly players. Our technical back-end is second to none. Looking for a stable server that is run by serious people, and that will be there tomorrow? Look no further. We have no whitelist so stop in and check it out. If you like what you see, feel free to make a home here.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Crops Grown:	3130	Holy Grails Found:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

CoolBearCraft SlimeFun | Towny

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Towny

CoolBearCraft is a clean fast Minecraft 1.12 Towny server with SlimeFun, Mini-Games and an awesome player community. We’ve been around for over 3 years and are looking for new players to join us!

•12 FREE Ranks •Plenty of Cool Plugins (Like TOWNY and SilkSpawners) •One of the FRIENDLIEST Minecraft Communities! •Separate Worlds for Building and Gathering •Daily Bonuses just for playing and staying active! •A Balanced Economy •FRESH worlds and balances! We just reset!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

McGrimsCraft

Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvP, Raiding

We are a new server and full of loving fun people! Our staff is the best around. We give ranks to those who wait patiently and ask nicely. Hope to see you soon 😀

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

OnlineKlubben

Economy, PvP, Survival

Online Club was formed and founded D. 12 September 2007 – The purpose of the club is to create a gathering place for all who play some games on the web. We have room for everyone, so are you and your friends and need a room in Teamspeak, are very welcome to contact us and we quickly create a space for you. We try wherever possible to constantly be at the forefront, and update regularly our website and Facebook with different news, but you stand and have a great idea for Online Club, we hear as much know.

As our logo says At Online Club – We play pretty much EVERYTHING – – Its 100% FREE to be a member of the Online Club and it will continue to be.

Chummy Club greetings Online Club

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Hunger games

Hardcore

Awesome

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

JigokuCraft

Creative, Roleplay

JigokuCraft is a creative server using the PlotSquared plugin that allow players to build on a 80 by 80 block wide land surrounded by grass. Players have the ability to switch their game modes if they wish to PvP or for other purposes. Roleplaying is highly encouraged therefore it is supported along with special privileges such as the ability to marry others followed by economy to make your roleplaying experience more immersive. WorldEdit can be obtained by voting for the server.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

ValleyCraft

Survival

A nice server. We speak English/Dutch.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!