So, like, yo, come join our cray cray Minecraft server, where we have more fun than a llama riding a rollercoaster! We got so many peeps with ADHD up in here, it’s like a party all the time! Forget about boring old servers, come hang with us and experience the chaos and excitement of trying to build a house while being constantly distracted by shiny things!

We got more stimulant medication than a pharmacy, so you can stay focused and build the most epic creations ever! Plus, we have so many wacky adventures and quests that you’ll never be bored. And don’t worry about filling your prescription, we got you covered with our virtual pharmacy that never runs out of stock!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let your ADHD flag fly high as you conquer the Minecraft world in the most hilarious and unpredictable way possible! Let’s get this party started, woo hoo!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 94/100 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Volcanoes Explored: 3
Cozy Campfires Lit: 8 Lunar Scepters Activated: 6
Players Killed by Monsters: 6804 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3
Wyrmholes Dug: 5 Love Letters Sent: 12
Rune Stones Activated: 8 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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