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| Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 8829 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 7 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Zombie Dances: | 6 | Mines Excavated: | 2173 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Horror Stories Survived: | 4 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 69 |
come join dis epic minecraft server where the pigs can fly and the creepers do the cha cha slide. our server is so lit, even herobrine wants in on the action. we got diamond blocks for days and a secret underground disco party with all the mobs.
why join? well, let me tell you a story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a magic pickaxe that could mine entire mountains in one swipe. they became the ruler of the server and built a castle made entirely of emerald blocks. legends say they still roam the server, searching for more epic loot.
so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious minecraft adventures of your life. who needs high fidelity music when you can have pigs flying and creepers dancing? let’s get this party started!
