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| Players: | 96/100 | Votes: | 9197 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 6 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 18 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 13 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 6 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
come join dis epic minecraft server where the pigs can fly and the creepers do the cha cha slide. our server is so lit, even herobrine wants in on the action. we got diamond blocks for days and a secret underground disco party with all the mobs.
why join? well, let me tell you a story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a magic pickaxe that could mine entire mountains in one swipe. they became the ruler of the server and built a castle made entirely of emerald blocks. legends say they still roam the server, searching for more epic loot.
so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious minecraft adventures of your life. who needs high fidelity music when you can have pigs flying and creepers dancing? let’s get this party started!
