Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 93/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 297 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 6 |
| Ores Mined: | 3736 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 2 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 | Evil Twin Fights: | 5 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 13 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
yo, dis server be like a minecwaft dream come twue, bro. like, u eva accidentally click on a mobile ad? well, dis server be like dat, but in a good way! u gonna accidentally click yo way into da best minecwaft adventure of yo life, fam.
we got crazy stuff happenin’ on dis server, like one time a player built a giant chicken that laid diamonds instead of eggs. like, what even is dat, right? but it happened, man.
anudda time, we had a player who accidentally spawned a herd of flying pigs dat rained down bacon on everyone. it was a delicious disaster, i tell ya.
so, if u wanna join a server where da unexpected is da norm and where u might accidentally click yo way into a wacky minecwaft experience, den dis be da place for u, my dude. come join us and let’s get weird together!
