hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! come join us on our server and experience the craziest adventures u could ever imagine!

imagine this: u log in and suddenly u r surrounded by brazilian women marching against a bill tightening abortion ban. but wait, they r not just any women, they r zombie brazilian women! u have to fight ur way through them to reach the end of the level and claim ur prize – a diamond sword that shoots out rainbows!

but that’s not all! u can also ride on the back of a giant chicken as u explore our server’s vast landscapes filled with hidden treasures and secret dungeons. and don’t forget to watch out for the lava-spewing llamas that roam the land!

so what r u waiting for? come join us on our server and let the craziness begin! trust me, u won’t regret it!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 99/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Runes Activated: 8 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
Meteorites Collected: 0 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Rune Stones Activated: 6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Magical Moments Shared: 24
Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Man Up and Mine for Diamonds

    Man Up and Mine for Diamonds
    Are you tired of being a wimpy little block-builder in Minecraft? Do you want to prove your bravery and fight for your virtual country? Well, look no further! Our server is the ultimate battleground for hardcore players who are ready to man up and show their true warrior spirit.

    Join us and experience epic battles, insane challenges, and hilarious shenanigans as you fight for glory and honor. From building massive fortresses to leading your army into battle, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So what are you waiting for? Grab your sword, put on your armor, and get ready to show the world what you’re made of. Join us now and become a true Minecraft warrior!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 39 Towns Built: 8
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 7 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Wilderness Tamed: 19

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Minefast – Where Sonic the Hedgehog Mines for Gold Rings!

    Minefast – Where Sonic the Hedgehog Mines for Gold Rings!
    Welcome to the most electrifying Minecraft server in all the land – Sonic the Hedgehog General! Join us as we dive into the world of Sonic and discuss everything from the Year of Shadow to leaked Sonic Toy Parties.

    But wait, there’s more! We’ve got exclusive trailers for the Knuckles Series, announcements for Sonic the Hedgehog 3, and even a Fang the Hunter comic coming out soon. Plus, don’t miss out on our Sonic Game/Mod Recommendation Spreadsheet – it’s a must-see for any true Sonic fan.

    And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, we also have a booru full of Sonic comic scans, an OC info archive, and a Pixel World where you can build your very own Sonic-themed creations. So why wait? Join us on this wild ride through the world of Sonic – it’s gonna be a blast!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 4 Villages Defended: 11
    Dimension Hops: 9 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 17 Phoenix Feathers Found: 8
    Treasure Maps Found: 9 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Wolfy Spice Mine

    Wolfy Spice Mine
    Join our Minecraft server and become part of a world where Holo the wise wolf reigns supreme! She will guide you through epic quests and challenges, using her mystical powers to help you conquer all obstacles. Plus, rumor has it that she can even summon diamond blocks with a flick of her tail!

    But beware, Holo is not the only magical creature in this realm. You’ll encounter talking cows, flying pigs, and even dancing creepers! And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Golden Sheep, whose wool is said to grant wishes.

    So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding TNT traps). Holo is waiting for you to prove yourself worthy of her wisdom and join her pack of fearless Minecraft warriors.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6 Wilderness Tamed: 8
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Crafty McCraftface: What Would You Do?

    Crafty McCraftface: What Would You Do?
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the mysteries and absurdities never end! Join us if you want to uncover the ultimate secret of who “she” is – and if you figure it out, well, let’s just say there’s a special reward waiting for you. And no, it’s not just a pat on the back.

    Our server is filled with wild adventures and unexpected twists at every turn. From fighting off zombie hordes with nothing but a carrot to riding pigs into battle against evil creepers, the possibilities are endless. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure trove of diamonds guarded by a pack of dancing llamas.

    So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft journey of your life. Just remember, if you want to know who “she” is, you better be ready to bring your A-game – and maybe a spare pair of pants.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 17
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 39
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Divine Spears Created: 22
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1 Glorious Feasts Held: 9
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 27 Mineshafts Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • GobbleCraft: Where Turkeys Speak Hindi and Chickens Play Minecraft

    GobbleCraft: Where Turkeys Speak Hindi and Chickens Play Minecraft
    Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where even the names of birds are confused! Did you know that in Turkish, a turkey (the bird, not the country) is called Hindi? But wait, in Hindi it’s called Peru! Confused? So are we, but that’s just the tip of the iceberg on our server.

    Join us for a wild ride filled with upside-down logic, where pigs fly (literally, we have a mod for that) and diamonds rain from the sky (okay, maybe not literally, but wouldn’t that be cool?). Our community is as diverse as the names of birds in different languages, so come make some new friends and explore our crazy world together.

    Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft server out there. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about birds in the process (or maybe not, we’re not exactly experts in ornithology). Join us now and prepare for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 274 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 45 Invisible Pathways Walked: 7
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 6 Magical Frogs Kissed: 2
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 94 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Gura’s Worst Nightmare Server: Creeper Killers United

    Gura’s Worst Nightmare Server: Creeper Killers United
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate thrill ride for all players!

    Join us and become the closest “Gura killer” we’ve ever seen in the Minecraft world. Take on epic quests and challenges that will test your skills and bravery. Who knows, you might even come face to face with the legendary Gura herself!

    But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there are secret dungeons filled with treasure and danger around every corner. Will you be the one to conquer them all and emerge victorious?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember, once you step foot in our world, there’s no turning back!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 24 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 22
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Enchanted Forests Planted: 8
    Vanishing Items Found: 6 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Crystal Caves Mapped: 5

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • DroneCraft: Where even the drones ask “Why are FROM drones like this?”

    DroneCraft: Where even the drones ask “Why are FROM drones like this?”
    Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Are you ready for a server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further than our server!

    Join us and experience the thrill of being chased by rogue drones that drop loot when defeated. These drones are not your average mobs – they are equipped with lasers, rocket launchers, and even disco balls that blind you with their fabulousness.

    But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground city where players can engage in epic battles with giant mutant chickens. These chickens are so big, they can crush you with a single peck. Will you be brave enough to take them on?

    If you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, then come join us. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Forbidden Tomes Read: 3
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9
    Undead Armies Raised: 5 Divine Spears Created: 21
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • MineCrafty McMineFace – Digging for Laughs!

    MineCrafty McMineFace – Digging for Laughs!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take squad goals to a whole new level! Join us in the epic battle to rid the galaxy of alien threats in our very own version of HELLDIVERS 2. You’ll become a Helldiver, part of Super Earth’s elite fighting force, and embark on missions to liberate planets and achieve total victory in our galactic campaign.

    But wait, there’s more! If you’re a fan of the original HELLDIVERS game, fear not – we’ve got that too! Dive into the top-down, twin-stick shooter action and experience the roots of our epic gameplay formula.

    Check out our wiki for all the insider info, grab your gear from our equipment reference, and team up with fellow players to dominate the battlefield. And don’t forget to stay up to date with the latest news and patches – we’re always evolving and improving!

    So why wait? Join us on this wild adventure and show those aliens who’s boss! Trust us, even the Adjudicator thinks this server is good – and that’s saying something!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Heroic Legacies Created: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Chimeras Created: 4 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
    Cursed Lands Purified: 10 Underground Cities Explored: 3
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 6 Horror Stories Survived: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Crafty Psychopath Gals: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

    Crafty Psychopath Gals: Where Creepers Fear to Tread
    Are you tired of dealing with psycho exes in real life? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server where the only psychopaths you’ll encounter are the creepers trying to blow you up. Say goodbye to relationship drama and hello to building epic structures with your new blocky buddies. Who needs love when you have diamonds? Join now and leave those real-life psychos behind!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
    Villages Defended: 8 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Forbidden Tomes Read: 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Lunar Scepters Activated: 4
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • SaladCraft: Where Chickens Rule and Salad is the Main Course!

    SaladCraft: Where Chickens Rule and Salad is the Main Course!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is run by the one and only Warawa otaku gozaran no de kuwhuahhaa! She’s basically a Minecraft goddess with charm for days. Rumor has it, her cheeky personality can even make creepers explode with laughter. Join our server for a chance to bask in her awesomeness and maybe even learn a thing or two about building the most kawaii structures in all of Minecraft land. Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to game with a true legend!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 3 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Towns Built: 3
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 8 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 24 Talking Trees Consulted: 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 8 Ether Blades Crafted: 18

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Blockheads & Bedrock: Where Creepers are More Tolerant Than Players

    Blockheads & Bedrock: Where Creepers are More Tolerant Than Players
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage chaos and mayhem! Join us if you want to unleash your inner troll and cause havoc in the virtual world.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a special event every week where players compete in a “Build Battle” to see who can create the most outrageous and offensive structure. The winner gets a virtual trophy made of diamonds and bragging rights for being the most creatively racist builder on the server.

    So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us and let your racist flag fly high? Come on, we dare you to embrace your inner bigot and join the fun!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 8 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Country Pup Craft: Where Dogs Rule and Pixels Drool!

    Country Pup Craft: Where Dogs Rule and Pixels Drool!
    So, picture this: you’re walking through our Minecraft server and suddenly you stumble upon a giant, pixelated dog roaming around like it owns the place. This dog is so massive that players have built entire houses on its back and turned it into a mobile base. Join our server and you too can ride the legendary Doggo Mount into battle against creepers and zombies! Who needs horses when you have a gigantic dog as your trusty steed? So come on, join us and experience the epic adventures that await on our server. Just watch out for any unexpected doggy droppings along the way!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 Falling into the Void: 0
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 6 Crops Grown: 3281
    New Chunks Explored: 22634 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10 Dragons Tamed: 1
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • 2024Craft: Where Creepers Party Like It’s 1999

    2024Craft: Where Creepers Party Like It’s 1999
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild ride through a rainbow-filled dimension!

    Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even befriend a talking potato named Spudrick. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

    But that’s not all – we have secret treasure hunts where you can find diamonds the size of your head, and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a magical portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy.

    So why wait? Join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to playing solitaire.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 22 Villages Defended: 12
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 93
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    Magical Moments Shared: 20 Phoenix Feathers Found: 10
    New Chunks Explored: 193160 Mythical Quests Completed: 42

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Crafty Creepers: Where Americans and Jews unite in blocky harmony!

    Crafty Creepers: Where Americans and Jews unite in blocky harmony!
    Are you tired of all the serious talk about politics and immigration? Do you want to escape to a world where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content? Then join our Minecraft server, where you can leave all the drama behind and focus on creating your own epic adventures!

    Forget about borders and boundaries, on our server, everyone is welcome to join in on the fun. Build your own empire, explore vast landscapes, and battle epic monsters with your friends. And don’t worry, there are no reservations here – unless you count the ones you make for your epic builds!

    So come on over and join us on our server, where you can be whoever you want to be and leave all the real-world drama behind. Who needs politics when you have a diamond sword and a creeper to defeat? Join now and let the epic adventures begin!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 6 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Dimension Hops: 13
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3 Heroic Legacies Created: 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9 Magic Items Found: 4353

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Crafty AF: Where I pretend to be productive while actually just building pixel art of my cat

    Crafty AF: Where I pretend to be productive while actually just building pixel art of my cat
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being a failed normie is not only accepted, but celebrated! Join us if you’re tired of society and just want to hang out with a bunch of lonely misfits who speak their own weird language.

    Our server is the perfect place for those who don’t quite fit in anywhere else. We have a thriving community of outcasts, weirdos, and socially awkward individuals who will welcome you with open arms (metaphorically, of course, because we’re all playing Minecraft).

    So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a group of people who understand your struggles with crippling loneliness and disdain for society? Plus, we have the best virtual parties, where we all gather around a pixelated campfire and share our most embarrassing stories. Trust me, you won’t find that kind of entertainment anywhere else.

    So come on, join our Minecraft server and embrace your inner failed normie. We promise you’ll feel right at home among our quirky and eccentric community. Just be prepared to learn some new slang and lexicon that makes absolutely no sense to anyone outside of our little online world.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 5 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1843 Whispering Caves Entered: 7
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Lost Souls Rescued: 6
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 13

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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