AbandonedCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Blocky McBlockface: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and you’ll be transported to a magical land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. These llamas are trained in the ancient art of llama-fu and will kick butt and take names in your honor.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most wonderful Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding sheep).

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Villages Defended:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Crafty Nightmares: Wake me up with diamonds!

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Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Do you want to escape the mundane and dive headfirst into a world of chaos and hilarity? Look no further than our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Join us if you dare, as we embark on epic quests to find the mythical diamond-encrusted bacon, battle hordes of zombie chickens, and build the most ridiculous structures you can think of (yes, even a giant toilet castle is fair game).

But beware, for this server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig into battle against a dragon made entirely of TNT, and emerged victorious with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes.

So if you’re ready to wake up from the nightmare that is boring Minecraft servers, join us and let the madness begin. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2308
Dragon Eggs Found:	7785	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

DadCraft LOLz – The Ultimate Minecraft Server for Sharing Funny Videos!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a group of friendly llamas who will guide you through our pixelated paradise. Want to build a house made entirely of diamond blocks? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff into a pool of lava? We’ve got you covered!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so powerful that even the Ender Dragon bows down in fear. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Ender Chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright bonkers Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to watching paint dry instead.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

AnimeCraft: Because Minecraft and anime go together like creepers and explosions!

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Are you tired of boring, mainstream anime servers? Are you looking for something truly expressionistic and unique? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is like the FLCL of the gaming world!

Join us for a wild ride that will leave you questioning reality and your own existence. Our community is full of players who have taken something completely different from their experience on our server. It’s like a surreal dream that you never want to wake up from.

Forget about those artsy and obscure indie servers, they’re just too indulgent. Our server is where the real party is at. So come on, join us and let’s create some insane stories together in this wacky world of Minecraft!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Purrrfectly Crafted Catnip Kingdom

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is filled with post cat boys! That’s right, adorable cat boys running around, building, and causing mischief.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Just imagine the wealth you could accumulate with a flock of these feathered friends!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is located on a floating island in the sky, where gravity is optional and pigs can fly? That’s right, pigs soaring through the air like majestic bacon-filled balloons.

So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

CraftyRomanian’s Block Party: Where neighbors unite to mine, build, and troll in style!

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do I have a treat for you! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to meet the elusive Romanian neighbor that everyone is talking about. Rumor has it, they have superpowers and can turn creepers into fluffy bunnies with just a flick of their wrist. Join now for the chance to witness this mystical being in action! Who needs diamonds when you can have a Romanian neighbor on your side?

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

HoloCraft: Where even the creepers can’t resist going viral!

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Are you tired of all the hololive memes taking over your feed? Well, fear not my friend, because on our server, we only meme about nijisanji! That’s right, say goodbye to all those pesky hololive references and hello to Eliramama, Ennamama, and so much more ridiculousness.

Join us for a wild ride through the world of Minecraft where anything is possible. Want to ride a llama into battle? Done. How about building a giant statue of your favorite nijisanji VTuber? Easy peasy. And don’t even get me started on the epic dance parties we throw every Saturday night.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the insanity for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next nijisanji meme legend.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zombie Dances:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	21

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Minecraft Mayhem: Mario Twins Edition

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, get ready to jump into a whole new world of madness with Mario Twins! Why should you join? Because our server is run by a pair of twin Italian plumbers who are always getting into wacky adventures. One time, they accidentally turned the entire server into a giant pizza and had to fend off hungry creepers with spaghetti noodles!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy power-ups like invincibility mushrooms and flying turtle shells. Plus, every Friday night we host a dance party in the Nether realm where you can boogie down with zombie pigmen and skeletons.

So what are you waiting for? Join Mario Twins today and get ready for a wild ride through the Mushroom Kingdom like you’ve never seen before!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Zombie Dances:	4
Alien Abductions:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Blocktopia: Where Creepers and Diamonds Collide!

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a mysterious portal in the game. Little did they know, this portal led to a dimension where everything was on fire and giant creepers roamed the land. But instead of running away like sane people, they decided to stay and build a thriving community in this apocalyptic world.

Now, our server is known for its insane challenges and crazy events. From fighting off hordes of zombie pigs to racing against time to find the rarest diamonds, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And did I mention the lava parkour course that will make you question your sanity?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until you cry, then come join us. But remember, on this server, we’re all gonna fucking die… of laughter!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

HonkaiCraft: Star Rail Shenanigans

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy characters, epic battles, and mind-blowing landscapes.

Imagine diving into the Yawning Chasm, battling it out with Acheron and his colorful minions, and experiencing a moment among the stars where destiny is inherently unjust. And that’s not all – our current character banners feature Luocha, Gallagher, Pela, and Dan Heng, while our light cone banners offer Nihility and Abundance.

But wait, there’s more! Meet Robin, the 5* Physical Harmony master, and Boothill, the 5* Physical Hunt champion. And don’t miss out on our immersive interactive exhibition where you can redeem codes like ST3SHPNLNTN3STARRAILGIFTMOREPEACH0327CARNIVALPOMPOMPOWERHSR1YEAR for exclusive rewards.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even discover hidden tools and resources in the depths of our virtual world. Let’s get crafting!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

PartyPvP: Where kisses are unexpected and PvP is always on!

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Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where kissing guys feels just like kissing girls – totally desu! Our server is filled with magical potions that make every interaction feel like a dreamy anime romance. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond block, you’ll unlock the ability to turn into a magical unicorn and spread sparkles wherever you go. So come join us for a truly unique and whimsical Minecraft experience!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Dragons Tamed:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

KookyCraft: Kurayukaba Edition

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most insane place to play Minecraft!

Join us for epic battles against zombie chickens, build a house out of rainbow-colored blocks, and ride on flying pigs to explore the vast lands of our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground lair filled with treasure chests full of diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet dragon that you can ride into battle.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the wackiest and most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever play on. Trust us, you’ll never want to leave!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	9293

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Crafty Michigander’s Pixel Playground

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further than Michigan Girl Recognize! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a secret underground dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. But beware, the dungeon was guarded by a giant chicken riding a pig! Only the bravest and most skilled players were able to defeat this feathered monstrosity and claim the treasures within.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Michigan Girl, a mythical creature who roams the land in search of unsuspecting players to challenge to epic build battles. Rumor has it that if you can defeat her in a duel, she will grant you three wishes – anything from unlimited diamonds to a pet dragon!

So what are you waiting for? Join Michigan Girl Recognize today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows what wacky shenanigans and outrageous surprises await you in this one-of-a-kind server.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

YeetCraft: Where even teachers can’t resist the urge to mine and craft!

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Are you tired of the boring old school routine? Do you dread the thought of being a teacher? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape the classroom and embark on epic adventures!

Join us and become the ruler of your own virtual kingdom, where you can build magnificent castles, tame wild dragons, and even battle evil mobs with your trusty diamond sword. Who needs to grade papers when you can slay zombies instead?

So say goodbye to the monotony of teaching and hello to the excitement of our Minecraft server. Trust us, you’ll never want to go back to the real world once you’ve experienced the thrill of virtual exploration and creativity. Join us now and let the fun begin!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Dimension Hops:	11
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

AmeliaCraft: Where we appreciate Watson and build epic adventures together!

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our beloved player, Amelia Watson.

Legend has it that Amelia once built an entire castle out of nothing but dirt and diamonds. And when a creeper tried to blow it up, she stared it down with her detective skills and made it explode in confusion. True story.

But that’s not all! Amelia is known for her impeccable sense of style in Minecraft. She once wore a pumpkin on her head for an entire month because she thought it brought her good luck. And you know what? She won every PvP battle during that time. Coincidence? I think not.

So if you want to join a Minecraft server where the players are as wild and wacky as Amelia Watson herself, then look no further. Come join us and let the madness begin!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Buildings Constructed:	23	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crops Grown:	3401	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Divine Spears Created:	21	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26