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ZooCraft: Where animals reign supreme and players beware!

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a zoo on steroids! Witness the glory of trampling mobs as you navigate through our wild and crazy world.

Join us for epic battles with mutant animals, like the legendary flying pigs and fire-breathing chickens. Explore our custom-built zoo filled with rare and exotic creatures, like the elusive diamond-encrusted llama and the majestic rainbow sheep.

But be warned, danger lurks around every corner as creepers disguised as zookeepers try to sabotage your adventures. So grab your pickaxe and saddle up, because this server is not for the faint of heart. Join now and experience the chaos for yourself!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Dimension Hops:	10
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Blocky Battles: Minecraft Madness with ‘/d2g/ – Dota 2 General’!

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to join the fun! 2. We have a secret underground base where you can find all the enchanted diamond gear your heart desires. 3. Our server lore is so deep, it makes the Nether look like a kiddie pool. 4. We have a bug tracker that is actually run by real bugs. Don’t worry, they won’t bite… hard. 5. Our statistics are so mind-blowing, even Herobrine himself is impressed. 6. Our news and streams section will keep you updated on all the latest gossip in the Minecraft world. Who knew villagers had so much drama?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime! Just watch out for those sneaky creepers… they’re always up to no good.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	328

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Creepers Past My Bedtime

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Looking for a Minecraft server that understands your struggle of not wanting to sleep because you have to wagey at 9? Look no further! Our server is perfect for all you NEETs out there who just want to live off inheritance and play vidya games all day long.

Join us and escape the judgment of society as you build your dream world in Minecraft. Need a break from your neurotic boss and the stress of adulting? Come smoke some virtual meth with us and forget all your worries.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be a part of our insane community where anything is possible, even smashing underage girls (just kidding, that’s not allowed). So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the fun begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Minecraft Misadventures: Mushoku Tensei Edition

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Are you ready to join a Minecraft server where your daughter and her trusty sidekick Lily are about to shake things up with a magitek revolution? Picture this: flying pigs, talking cows, and diamond swords that shoot fireballs.

Join now and witness the epic journey of these two unlikely heroes as they take on creepers, zombies, and even the occasional rogue Ender Dragon. Who needs a boring old regular Minecraft server when you can be a part of this wild and wacky adventure?

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the craziness that’s about to unfold. See you in the game!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Pixel Pimps: Minecraft’s Hottest Escort Service in Tiny Town

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can let loose and have some wild fun? Look no further than our server!

Join us for a one-of-a-kind experience where you can explore a tiny town with less than 10K residents and discover a hidden world of escorts and prostitutes without the fear of getting arrested!

Embark on crazy adventures as you navigate through the town, trying to avoid the watchful eyes of the law while seeking out some naughty companionship. Who knows what kind of mischief you’ll get into on this server!

So come on, join us and see what kind of trouble you can stir up in our uber small town Minecraft server. Just remember, what happens in the game, stays in the game!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Secret Passages Found:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Mythical Relics Collected:	11

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Crafty Übermensch Adventures: Post Ayan Edition

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Do you want to join a server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further than our server! We have Ayan Übermensch from every country in the world posting hilarious content that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

Join our server and witness the chaos as Ayan Übermensch from all corners of the globe come together to create the most epic and ridiculous Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. From building giant statues of themselves to starting epic battles over who has the best pet pig, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next Ayan Übermensch sensation in your country!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Mythical Swords Crafted:	75

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

FalloutCraft: Where Creepers are the Real Nukes!

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Are you tired of pretending that Fallout 76 isn’t a good game? Well, join our Minecraft server and experience a whole new world of post-apocalyptic fun! Our server is like if Fallout 76 and Minecraft had a baby, but without all the bugs and glitches (hopefully).

Explore a vast world filled with mutated creatures, abandoned buildings, and radioactive landscapes. Build your own shelter, scavenge for resources, and team up with other players to survive in this harsh new world.

But beware, there may be some unexpected surprises along the way. Rumor has it that a group of players have formed a cult worshiping a giant blocky mothman, and there are reports of mysterious disappearances near the abandoned mine shafts.

So why wait? Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky post-apocalyptic world! Who knows, you might even discover the secret to turning all those pesky creepers into friendly companions.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

MuricaCraft: Where Europeans and Non-Americans Need Not Apply! LOLZ

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Are you tired of dealing with pesky spammers and porn posters ruining your Minecraft experience? Look no further than our server! We have range banned all Europeans and non-Americans to ensure a spam-free and wholesome environment for all players.

Join us and witness the epic battle of Americans vs Europeans as we fight for dominance in the virtual world. Will you be the hero to save the day or the villain causing chaos? Only time will tell on our crazy server! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some outrageous adventures. See you in the game!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Runes Activated:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Void Gems Collected:	13
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

BlockyBanter: The LOLcraft Server

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“Join our epic Minecraft server for the most wild and wacky adventures you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves face to face with a giant chicken riding a pig! And that’s just the beginning. We have secret hidden realms filled with dancing llamas and talking trees. So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us now and prepare to have your mind blown!”

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	1200

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Blocky Boner Brigade

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate late-night edging experience you’ve been craving!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds in the dark, heart racing as you narrowly avoid a creeper explosion. Suddenly, you stumble upon a hidden underground dungeon filled with rare loot and treasure chests galore. But beware, for the mobs in this dungeon are not your average zombies and skeletons – they’re disco-loving, diamond-wearing monsters ready to party!

If that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server has a secret portal that transports you to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and cows can breakdance? Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server for the ultimate late-night edging adventure and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by the TNT we like to surprise our players with). It’s time to level up your Minecraft game and embrace the madness that awaits you!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Emeralds Found:	9129

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

South AmeriBros: Keeping Creeper-icans in Check!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the posters are as dull as a rainy day in the desert? Join our server where we, the based ameribros, keep those pesky South American countries in check! Our posters are top-notch quality, unlike those other servers who can’t even spell “autonomy” correctly. Come join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans. Who needs autonomy when you can have the time of your life on our server? Join now and see what all the fuss is about!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Ores Mined:	2341
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7115

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Minecraft Mayhem: Cowboys vs Romans vs Fallout

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Yeehaw, partner! Saddle up and ride on over to our wild west meets ancient Rome meets post-apocalyptic wasteland Minecraft server! Who knew Cowboys and Romans could coexist in the world of Fallout? But hey, anything is possible in our wacky server where the rules of reality are just a suggestion.

Picture this: you’re moseying along the dusty streets of New Vegas, when suddenly a legion of Romans come marching through, ready to conquer and build their empire. But wait, here comes a posse of cowboys on horseback, lassos at the ready to round up some troublemakers. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s pure entertainment!

Forget about canon, forget about logic, and come join us for a gaming experience like no other. Who needs the official Fallout games when you can have the ultimate mashup of Cowboys, Romans, and post-apocalyptic shenanigans? So grab your six-shooter and your toga, and join us for a ride you’ll never forget!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Dragons Tamed:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Emeralds Found:	5765	Towns Built:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Blocky Banter Brigade

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Imagine a Minecraft server where pigs fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing you up! This server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon wears a tutu and dances the Macarena!

Join us for epic battles against zombie llamas and skeleton chickens, where the winner gets a golden toilet seat as a trophy! Build your dream castle out of rainbow blocks and ride unicorns into battle against evil villagers who steal your enchanted cookies.

But beware, the server is also home to the legendary Herobrine, who challenges players to a dance-off every full moon. Will you accept his challenge and bust a move to victory, or will you be banished to the Nether realm for eternity?

So come on, join us on this crazy Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep)!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Towns Built:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	13
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

MineCrafty Fantasy: XIVg – Endwalker Edition

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Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring events and lackluster communities? Well, look no further than our upcoming server, DAWNTRAIL!

Join us for early access on June 28, 2024, at 2:00 AM PDT and experience a world like no other. Release date is set for July 2, 2024, so mark your calendars and get ready for some epic adventures.

But wait, there’s more! We have a Final Fantasy XVI collaboration happening right now until May 8, where you can battle alongside your favorite characters and earn exclusive rewards. And don’t forget about our PvP Series 5, where you can show off your skills and dominate the competition.

Need resources, free companies, or linkshells? We got you covered with our handy guide at reentry.org/xivgresources6. And if you’re looking to meet up with fellow players, join us on April 14 for a Labyrinth of the Ancients MINE Run or on April 15 for some Eden Raids at the Crystarium Bar.

So why wait? Join us on DAWNTRAIL for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might even stumble upon some hidden treasures or make friends with a virtual dragon. The possibilities are endless, so hop on board and let the fun begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Zombie Apocalypse Funhouse: Where Brainwashing is a Survival Skill!

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Are you tired of waiting for genetically engineered brainwashed perfect hotties to become a reality? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has them all! Join us and experience a world where everyone is a flawless supermodel with the brains of Einstein (and the looks of a Kardashian).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Witness their epic dance battles and maybe even join in on the fun!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, gold, and enchanted items. Just be careful of the lava pit guarding it – we hear it has a taste for unsuspecting players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world where the impossible becomes possible (and where chickens rule the dance floor).

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	173	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crops Grown:	8472	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Zombie Dances:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Animals Bred:	59
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28