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| Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 7335 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 4 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 10 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
Our server is the perfect place to forget about your mom who only cares about money and cake, and focus on creating your own virtual world. Who needs a half-sister who won’t even share a cake with you when you can make friends who will help you gather resources and defeat the Ender Dragon?
Don’t let your mom’s sudden illness guilt trip you into seeing her – come join our server instead and let your creativity run wild. Build a giant statue of yourself flipping her off, or create a secret underground base where you can hide from all the family drama.
So what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky adventure like no other. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with a mom who only cares about her new wealthy family!
