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Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 7796 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 24 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 |
Mines Excavated: | 2294 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
Falling into the Void: | 0 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 15 |
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who have all been cursed by a witch to have the faces of chickens. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Plus, if somebody offered you $1,000 because you’re ugly, you can just laugh it off and say, “Thanks for noticing my unique charm!”
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Trust us, his jokes are fire-breathing good!
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even find a hidden portal to a dimension where llamas rule the world and diamonds are used as toothpaste. The possibilities are endless!