| Players: | 99/1000 | Votes: | 5864 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Potions Brewed: | 163 | Dimension Hops: | 7 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
| Mines Excavated: | 3749 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 11 |
CubeCraft is a new unique server, come on over.
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| Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 2979 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 11 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 19 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 | Alien Abductions: | 4 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 64 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! The other day, I was mining for diamonds and I stumbled upon a portal to a dimension where all the creepers wear sunglasses and breakdance. It was wild, man. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a massive cake fight in the town square. Let’s just say things got messy.
So if you wanna join in on the madness and have a blast with us crazy peeps, then come on down to our server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find true love with a zombie villager or something. The possibilities are endless, my dudes!
| Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 7369 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Star Shards Collected: | 218 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 |
| Ores Mined: | 579 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 4 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 5 |
| Falling into the Void: | 0 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 9 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
| Players: | 110/100 | Votes: | 6257 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 54 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 19 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 80 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 19 | Runes Activated: | 1 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 25 |
Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!
So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!
| Players: | 110/900 | Votes: | 200 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 30 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 12 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 8 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 19 |
we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?
join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!
| Players: | 109/200 | Votes: | 3079 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 9 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 |
| About the Server | |
|---|---|
| Age | 3 months old |
| Type | Vanilla |
| Size | Small |
| Theme | Trust-based |
Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.
I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.
Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is the server vanilla? | Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server. |
| Are there any teleportation plugins? | No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla. |
| How can I join the server? | Apply in Discord using the provided link. |
| Is griefing allowed? | No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with. |
| Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 5049 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Battle Standards Raised: | 7 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 20 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 13 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 17 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Epic Battles Fought: | 6 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 9 |
You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.
And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.
So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.
| Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 3462 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 10 | Alien Abductions: | 4 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 25 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 |
| Magic Items Found: | 3672 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.
Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.
So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?
So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!
| Players: | 102/100 | Votes: | 7865 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 21 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 406 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 9 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 25 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.
| Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 5617 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 19 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 | Dimension Hops: | 11 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 3685 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 6 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
| Players: | 92/200 | Votes: | 8169 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Endless Night Skies: | 1 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 30 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 1 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 13 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 8329 |
| Players: | 108/600 | Votes: | 1842 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 6 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 9 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 8385 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 27 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 7 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Treasure Maps Found: | 8 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 10 |
we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.
so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!
| Players: | 94/600 | Votes: | 8456 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 198 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 |
| Falling into the Void: | 3 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 19 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 10 |
| Server Name | Modded SMP |
|---|---|
| Number of Spots | 7 |
| Mods |
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A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.
A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.
| Players: | 95/1000 | Votes: | 9584 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 2084 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Epic Quests Completed: | 23 |
We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!
Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!
Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!
Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?
Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!
Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!
| Players: | 106/200 | Votes: | 3541 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 11 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 |
First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.
And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 92/500 | Votes: | 6564 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 27 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 6 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 23 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 6 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Zombie Dances: | 10 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 27 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 9 |
Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.
So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!
