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Ethereal Quests 1.21.1

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	7294
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Alien Abductions:	2

Yo, bro, forget about that weird stuff and come join our Minecraft server! Why? Because we have rainbow-colored sheep that poop out diamonds and unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their butts! Who needs raceplay when you can have a dance party with creepers and build a house out of giant tacos? Trust me, once you join, you’ll never want to leave this wacky and wild world of pure chaos and fun!

WHY did everyone hate this when it came out? I thought it was… Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	7380
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the craziest and wildest players out there!

Join us on our server where the mobs have taken over and are now running the show. That’s right, you’ll have to negotiate with creepers, trade with skeletons, and watch out for zombie uprisings while trying to build your dream base.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Will you be able to defeat him and claim his throne? Or will you end up as chicken feed?

So come join us on our wacky and wild server where anything can happen and nothing is off limits. Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing all the way to the diamond bank!

FiancéeCraft Xmas LOLZ

aita, baking, christmas, cohabitating, committed relationship, Cooking, Disappointment, family, family photos, Fiancée Xmas Fiasco, FiancéeCraft, Fight, financial means, Gifts, leather jacket, lolz, out of work actor, patches, Promise, Resentment, self-hating, spikes, step-son, XMAS

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	6552
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Void Armor Forged:	30
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of this player’s Christmas debacle.

Imagine a world where your fiancée is a talented but unemployed actor, spending hours on end playing video games instead of finishing your leather battle jacket. Will you be able to survive the chaos and still have gifts under the tree?

With promises of no fights on Christmas, you’ll navigate through family photos, baking, and cooking, all while trying to contain your disappointment. Can you handle the drama and keep the peace in this crazy Minecraft server?

Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of a lifetime, where every day is filled with unexpected surprises and outrageous stories. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server to keep you entertained?

SportySMPWatchin

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	1729
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Dragons Tamed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Towns Built:	7

Bro, lemme tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found! It’s like the Olympics of Minecraft, bro. We have competitions every day like pig racing, chicken jousting, and even llama synchronized swimming. And get this, the winner gets a diamond-encrusted golden carrot as a prize! Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the rarest blocks like diamond ore and emerald ore. But shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s a secret! So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, join us on this server, bro. It’s gonna be lit!

DyingWordsMC – RIP & LOL

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	8631
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate adrenaline rush!

Join us if you want to hear the dying words of legendary Minecraft players who have fallen in battle against the most epic mobs you’ve ever seen. From creepers with laser eyes to zombie pigmen riding dragons, our server is not for the faint of heart.

But don’t worry, we also have plenty of peaceful activities like unicorn taming and rainbow sheep herding. So come on over and experience the thrill of a lifetime on our insane Minecraft server!

BYD SlavCraft: Digging for Diamonds!

Brazil, byd, BYD site, Chinese companies overseas, Chinese workers, corporate accountability., diamonds, Digging, ethical sourcing, fair labor practices, forced labor, human rights violations, international labor standards, labor abuse, labor exploitation, labor rights, Migrant workers, modern slavery, SlavCraft, slavery-like conditions, social responsibility, supply chain transparency, worker exploitation, working conditions

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	976
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	70	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	New Chunks Explored:	614045
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Runes Activated:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Buildings Constructed:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where we have chinese workers mining diamonds in ‘slavery-like conditions’ just like in brazil!!! it’s a wild ride with non-stop action and drama as you try to escape the evil clutches of your overseers while building the most epic base ever!! plus, we have a secret underground tunnel system that leads to a hidden treasure room filled with enchanted gear and rare items!! join now for a truly one-of-a-kind minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else!!

Hawaiian Heatwave – Mele Kalikimaka, Mr. Miser!

brotherly love, Cheerful Holidays, Christmas spirit, Christmas traditions, family dynamics, festive mood, festive season, Green and Bright Christmas, Hawaii, HAWAIIAN, Heat Miser, heatwave, Holiday Celebrations, holiday cheer, Kalikimaka, mele, Mele Kalikimaka, Miser, Mr. Miser, Seasonal Preferences, sibling rivalry, Snow-covered Christmas, Tropical Christmas, winter wonderland

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	5200
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12

come join our minecraft server where heat miser rules and snow is banned! why build snowmen when you can build sandcastles in hawaii? heat miser is always throwing tropical parties with lava pits and palm trees. forget about winter wonderlands, we’ve got summer vibes all year round. plus, who needs snow when you can have a volcano as your neighbor? join us for a hot and spicy adventure on our server, where christmas is always green and bright! mele kalikimaka, baby!

Hanamy Network

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	8422
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
New Chunks Explored:	474375	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Dimension Hops:	15
Holy Grails Found:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Chimeras Created:	1

We Welcome You To Our Minecraft Crossplay Network!

Play with friends from any platform and live an unforgettable experience:

– Survival Custom – Survival Earth – Survival Fantasy – Practice PvP

Join the Adventure and Discover Servers Full of Fun and Challenges!

play.hanamy.net

Your Crafts

christmas, Christmas celebration, Christmas cheer, Christmas joy, christmas lights, Christmas magic, Christmas memories, christmas server, Christmas spirit, cozy hub, Crafts, decorated hub, Festive, holiday, holiday memories, holiday season, holiday server, holiday shopping, holiday vibe, smp, winter wonderland

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	4763
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Dragons Tamed:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Welcome to YourCrafts
A [Survival] [SMP] server designed for casual players who long for a nostalgic, close-knit Minecraft experience, now wrapped in holiday cheer!

Key Features
🎅 mcMMO: Level up your skills and unlock festive abilities.
🎄 Lands: Protect your winter wonderland builds with ease.
💰 Gold Standard Economy: Enjoy a balanced, player-driven economy—perfect for holiday shopping!
🛒 ChestShop: Set up your shop and trade gifts with other players.
🔒 LWC: Secure your chests and doors—no Grinches allowed!
⛔ Anti-Cheat: A fair and festive space for all.
🔊 Proximity Voice Chat (Optional): Share laughs and carols with friends nearby.
🌟 Spawn Hub: Begin your journey in a cozy, decorated hub with resources and shops.

Community First
At YourCrafts, the spirit of togetherness shines brighter than ever during the holidays. We’re more than just a server; we’re a family where everyone’s name is known.
We also believe in preserving the joy you create. That’s why we promise never to reset the world. Your festive builds and winter memories will always be there, ready for your return. The only thing you need to maintain is your land—and that’s it!

Join Us for the Holidays!
Whether you’re a Minecraft veteran or rediscovering the game this season, we’d love to have you. Let’s celebrate the magic of the holidays together and create memories that sparkle like Christmas lights.
🎁 Server IP: mc.yourcrafts.us
🎄 Discord: https://discord.gg/7XucwmCYZn

FAQs:

Q: What version of Minecraft does the server run on?

A: The server runs on the latest version of Minecraft.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Simply use the server IP: mc.yourcrafts.us to connect.

Q: Is there a Discord server for the community?

A: Yes, we have a Discord server. You can join using the following link: https://discord.gg/7XucwmCYZn

Q: Can I protect my builds on the server?

A: Yes, you can protect your builds using the Lands feature on the server.

Q: Are there any special holiday events on the server?

A: We often host special holiday events and activities on the server. Keep an eye on announcements in-game or on Discord for updates.

Q: Is the server economy player-driven?

A: Yes, we have a balanced, player-driven economy that is perfect for holiday shopping and trading.

Crystal Void Realms 1.21

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	2050
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Magic Items Found:	3971
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Enchantments Applied:	64	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Void Armor Forged:	25
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

Join our Minecraft server and find out how many gallons of white cum have been inside his boyhole!

Explore our world filled with mystery, adventure, and questionable anatomy questions!

Build your own fortress to protect yourself from the inevitable boyhole cum invasion!

Join now and experience the weirdest and wildest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

But beware, once you enter, you may never look at Minecraft the same way again!

Jump Minecraft SMP Weekly

2025, Anime, January 4, Japanese comics, jump, Manga, Manga community, Manga culture, Manga fans, manga industry, manga magazine, Manga News, manga publication, manga readers, manga release date, manga series, manga updates, Minecraft, Next issue, shonen jump, Shonen Jump issue, smp, upcoming release, WEEKLY, weekly shonen jump

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	2850
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5993	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Star Shards Collected:	93	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Crops Grown:	7284
New Chunks Explored:	405853	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, have we got the SMP for you! Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig, battle a dragon with a rubber chicken, and build a house out of rainbow-colored blocks that shoot out fireworks every hour on the hour.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of talking cows who hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. All you have to do is find their secret hideout and perform a synchronized dance with them to gain access to their treasure trove.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, the server transforms into a giant disco party where the mobs drop enchanted disco balls instead of loot. It’s a wild night of dancing, music, and sparkly explosions that you won’t want to miss.

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP and get ready for a wild ride that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. See you in the game, and remember, the next issue is coming January 4, 2025!

WickedUncleMC

Abilities, adhd, AGES, AITAH, concerns, down syndrome, DREAD, flying monkeys, generous offer, gift, handle, insisting, Kids, mean well, navigating, Needs, NEGATIVE, Nightmare, paying customers, perfect world, politely decline, refusing, runtime, sensory needs, severe autism, standing firm, trial and error, uncle, Wicked tickets, WickedUncleMC

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	4574
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Crops Grown:	4741
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Towns Built:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Epic Quests Completed:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a family outing to see Wicked with three wild children? Look no further! Our server is filled with more surprises and twists than trying to navigate a theater with a 10-year-old with Down syndrome, an 8-year-old with severe autism, and a 4-year-old with ADHD.

Join our server for a truly unforgettable experience that will have you questioning your sanity just like this poor parent trying to decline a generous gift. Who needs flying monkeys when you have creepers and zombies to deal with?

Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server now and see if you can survive the madness!

BlazeCraft Christmas Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	8694
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Alien Abductions:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25

come join our minecraft server where we set christmas trees on fire for fun! we have hundreds of players protesting in damascus because they love our fiery antics. join us for a lit time and watch the world burn (not literally, it’s just a game, chill out) come see why our server is the hottest place to be (literally, we love fire). so grab your flint and steel and join the chaos today!

JewHuntersPrisonCraft

Amsterdam, Amsterdam crime, Amsterdam news, anti-semitism, court ruling, crime, criminal behavior, discrimination, Dutch court, European court, European law, hate crime, Jew hunt, JewHuntersPrisonCraft, Justice, Legal System, Netherlands, Prison, punishment, racial profiling, sentences

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	8470
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Farms Harvested:	958	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Mines Excavated:	4860	Holy Grails Found:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16

come join dis server, it’s so lit even the dutch court be talkin bout it! we got crazy adventures like hunting for jews in amsterdam (jk pls dont do dat) but we do have a prison where u can serve 6 months for not joining our server. come play with us and avoid the law, it’s a wild ride y’all!

Pitfalls & Perils: FDA-Approved Cancer Tests

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	4239
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We got pitfalls and perils that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! And get this, we even have FDA-approved germ-line cancer predisposition tests! Why, you ask? Because we like to live life on the edge, baby!

Join our server if you want to test your survival skills against the most insane challenges imaginable. We’ve got dungeons filled with mutant zombies, lava pits that will make you sweat like a pig, and secret treasure chests that only the bravest players can find.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a chance to ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of skeleton archers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where pigs can fly!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the thrill of pitfalls and perils like never before. Just remember, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. Good luck, adventurer!

Players:	93/900	Votes:	5928
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Zombie Dances:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3