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Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 105/600 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11
Buildings Constructed: 18 Eternal Flames Captured: 7
Unicorn Sightings: 0 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6
Immortal Potions Brewed: 11 Astral Staffs Crafted: 8

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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