OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER, CUZ WE GOT HAMAS LEADER YAHYA SINWAR UP IN HERE! HE THOUGHT HE COULD HIDE IN GAZA, BUT WE SNATCHED HIM UP AND NOW HE’S BUILDING PIXEL ART WITH US! JOIN US FOR A CHANCE TO PLAY WITH A REAL-LIFE BAD GUY TURNED BLOCKY BUILDER! #BLOCKSNOTBOMBS #SINWAR4LIFE

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 97/300 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted: 3 Zombie Dances: 2
Bizarre Potions Brewed: 6 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7
Magic Wands Crafted: 17 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15
Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Invisible Pathways Walked: 2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

New Minecraft Servers

  • Crafty Block Party – Minecraft Server

    Crafty Block Party – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but plain old survival mode? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft adventure where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide!

    Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron feather. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with endless riches and a chicken army to do your bidding.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco where players can show off their best dance moves and battle it out for the title of Disco Champion. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Disco Sheep, who can teach you the most epic dance moves in all of Minecraft.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and your best dance shoes – you’re going to need them.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Epic Shields Constructed: 36
    Divine Scrolls Written: 15 Legendary Heroes Trained: 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Wild_Guesser_Minecraft_SMP

    Wild_Guesser_Minecraft_SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky, wild, and totally unpredictable SMP where the only rule is that there are no rules!

    Picture this: you log on to the server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server crashes).

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get the chance to participate in our annual “Build a House Upside Down While Riding a Pig” competition. Trust us, it’s harder than it sounds. And if you win, you’ll be crowned the ultimate champion of absurdity.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just make sure to pack your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 4 Dragons Tamed: 2
    Players Killed by Monsters: 9545 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 42
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 5 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • NoCash4OldPals

    NoCash4OldPals
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we turn street hustlers into block-building masters! Join us and leave your past life of trapping behind as you embark on a new journey of creativity and fun.

    Imagine a world where instead of dodging the cops, you’re dodging creepers and zombies! Build your own empire and show off your skills to your friends. Who needs a lawyer when you have a diamond sword to protect you?

    Just like our friend M23, you can start fresh and leave the street life behind. Channel your ambitions into building the most epic structures and redstone contraptions. And who knows, maybe your rap career will take off in our server too!

    Join us now and leave the street drama behind. Build, mine, and craft your way to success in our crazy Minecraft world. And remember, helping out your friends in the game is the least you could do – no real-life supplier payments required!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 5 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 2699
    Orbs of Power Found: 9 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PopVsRapRoleModels – Minecraft SMP

    PopVsRapRoleModels – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a reality TV show on steroids! Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of redstone.

    We’ve got pop star villagers who put on epic concerts every Saturday night, complete with fireworks and dancing creepers. And don’t even get me started on the rap star skeletons who drop sick beats while you mine for diamonds.

    But the real reason to join our server? The drama, honey. We’ve got more backstabbing, alliances, and betrayals than a season of Survivor. You never know who you can trust, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll never be bored. So come on down and join our crazy Minecraft SMP, where the only thing crazier than the mobs is the players themselves.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 5 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Ores Mined: 7029 Fairy Circles Danced In: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Obsidian Addicts United

    Obsidian Addicts United
    Do you ever wonder why people are so obsessed with collecting virtual blocks in a pixelated world? Well, we do too! But guess what? Our Minecraft server takes that obsession to a whole new level of insanity!

    Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of building a giant rollercoaster that launches you into the sky and straight into a pool of lava! Or how about taming a pack of wild wolves to become your loyal minions who will do your bidding and fetch you diamonds?

    But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against an army of evil chickens? Well, on our server, anything is possible! So come on down and join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you questioning your sanity and your love for virtual blocks. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 9 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Ores Mined: 6943
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • NukeOrJoinNATOCraft

    NukeOrJoinNATOCraft
    so like, u know that one time when Zelenskyy was all like “yo Trump, we gonna have nukes or join NATO, pick one bro”? well, that’s basically the vibe of this server. we got mad choices, like do u wanna build a nuclear reactor or join a gang of NATO soldiers? it’s wild out here, man. come join us and make some crazy decisions, just like Zelenskyy and Trump. who knows, maybe u’ll end up ruling the world or something. lolz.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 48 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
    Evil Lairs Raided: 6 Astral Amulets Crafted: 20
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 47 Dragon Eggs Found: 1620

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Shell Swap Sisters

    Shell Swap Sisters
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have mermaids wearing mismatched seashells just like Ariel from “The Little Mermaid”! our server is so lit that even the mermaids have family drama and hand-me-down seashells.

    if you wanna swim with the coolest mermaids and explore underwater kingdoms with a twist, then this is the server for you! who needs matching seashells when you can have a whole family of mermaids with different colored tails and shells?

    dive into the madness and join us for a mer-mazing time on our server. trust us, you won’t find another server like this anywhere else! come be a part of our underwater world and make some splashy memories.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Mythical Swords Crafted: 91
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 7
    Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Epic Weapons Forged: 3 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 5 Demon Skulls Collected: 12

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Bread & Chips R Us

    Bread & Chips R Us
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, come on down to our server where ancient DNA is the reason you love bread and chips! That’s right, our server is infused with ancient DNA that will make you crave carbs like never before.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of potato-loving villagers who have mastered the art of potato farming. Join them in their quest to create the world’s largest french fry!

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, just waiting to be discovered. But be warned, the chest is guarded by a herd of llamas who will spit on anyone who dares to approach.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knew that ancient DNA could lead to such delicious chaos?

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 3
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Treasure Maps Found: 8
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Immortal Potions Brewed: 7
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 2 Dimension Hops: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Mainstay

    Mainstay

    You are waiting for new opportunities and acquaintances on our server? Come join us! Develop, build big projects, farm or become a redstone mechanic. Our server will provide you with: friendly administration that maintains contact with players in the Discord, vanilla survival with some modifications as well as a comfortable atmosphere for a pleasant game! Hurry up and submit your application ! https://discord.gg/haW9YQKCjJ

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CatCraft: Where the creepers are ‘feline’ fine and the diamonds are ‘purr’fect!

    CatCraft: Where the creepers are ‘feline’ fine and the diamonds are ‘purr’fect!
    Welcome to CatCraft!
    CatCraft is a smaller, LGBT+ friendly, adult only community focused Minecraft server.
    Seasons:
    Current Version: 1.21
    World Border: 16k in every direction
    Hosted in Ashburn, VA

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    What are the server rules?
    1. Don’t be a dick.
    2. Don’t steal, dupe, or grief.
    3. Server is 21+ only.
    4. PVP is fair play.
    5. No hacking or cheating.
    6. Pranking allowed within reason.
    7. Include favorite cat breed in application.
    8. Keep the server tidy.
    9. Avoid killing withers in the over-world.
    10. See rule 1.
    What are some important server details?
    • No Enderman Griefing
    • Custom recipes and features
    • Renewable Coral
    • Fast Leaf Decay
    • Custom PVE group boss and dungeons
    • and more…
    Where can I find more information or apply? Join our Discord

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Meteorites Collected: 4
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Dragon Scales Harvested: 334
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 2 Phoenix Feathers Found: 15
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Spooky Night Minecraft Server

    Spooky Night Minecraft Server
    Ever wondered what made OG Animal Crossing so spooky at night? Well, imagine this: you’re peacefully fishing by the river when suddenly, a ghostly villager appears out of nowhere and starts haunting you for not paying your mortgage on time! And don’t even get me started on the creepy gyroids that come to life and start dancing around your house at midnight.

    But fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can experience all the thrills and chills of OG Animal Crossing in a whole new way! Join us and build your own haunted village, complete with ghostly villagers, dancing gyroids, and even a haunted museum filled with cursed artifacts.

    So why wait? Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to survive the spooky nights of OG Animal Crossing!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Ores Mined: 9894 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10
    Crops Grown: 4127 Evil Twin Fights: 3
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • The Anonymous Creeper in Minecraft SMP

    The Anonymous Creeper in Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest ride you’ll ever experience!

    Join us for epic battles against giant mutant creepers that shoot rainbows out of their eyes! Build your base in the clouds and defend it from a horde of flying pigs armed with diamond swords!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron beak. Will you challenge his rule and become the new Chicken Queen?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a few exploding cows along the way!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Epic Mounts Acquired: 3
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 12 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 21 Enchanted Armories Found: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • AC Off Minecraft Server

    AC Off Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the cold-hearted roommates and their icy reign of terror? Look no further! Our server is set to a cozy 100 degrees at all times, ensuring you never have to wear a hoodie and sweatpants indoors again!

    Join us and experience the warmth of a community that understands the true meaning of comfort. Say goodbye to space heaters, heated blankets, and snuggies – on our server, the only thing heating you up will be the fiery passion for building and exploring!

    Don’t be an “complete asshole” like those roommates, join our server and bask in the toasty glow of friendship and fun. Plus, our utility bill is so low, you’ll be laughing all the way to the virtual bank! So come on in, the lava’s fine!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8 Meteorites Collected: 4
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6 Zombie Dances: 10
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 8
    Chimeras Created: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 39
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Shattered Realms Restored: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • VomitVibesCraft

    VomitVibesCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your average soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of emotions and chaos that will make you question your own sanity.

    Our server is like no other, with players who will make you feel like you’re living in a real-life soap opera. From dramatic arguments over the best building materials to intense rivalries over who has the best pet wolf, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    But that’s not all – we also offer a unique parenting simulation experience! Join our server and experience what it’s like to have a child who constantly complains about their stomach hurting and refuses to eat. Will you choose the chicken pot pie route or opt for DoorDash? The choice is yours, but be prepared for the consequences – like your child gagging and coughing from all the food talk.

    So why wait? Join our server now for a roller coaster of emotions, questionable parenting decisions, and plenty of laughs along the way. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 15 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12 Magic Wands Crafted: 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 9885 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Unicorn Sightings: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ScareFlicksMC SMP

    ScareFlicksMC SMP
    Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers? Want to join a server that will have you on the edge of your seat at all times? Look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of mining diamonds while being chased by a pack of zombie villagers riding on creepers. Or how about trying to build a cozy little cottage while being bombarded by flying squids armed with tridents?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous haunted mansion, where players have reported hearing ghostly whispers and seeing mysterious figures lurking in the shadows. Are you brave enough to explore its dark corridors and uncover its secrets?

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and leave you screaming for more, join us today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Magical Frogs Kissed: 2
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 31
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 4 Runes Activated: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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