so, like, this server is like the north korea of minecraft servers, but without all the scary stuff, ya know? we got 1.4 million players applying to join because our server is so lit, it’s like tensions with south but in a fun way. come join us and be part of the epic army of gamers taking over the virtual world. we promise you won’t regret it, unless you’re south korea, then maybe you will. but who cares about them, right? just come join the chaos and have a blast with us!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 92/500 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted: 15 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9
Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Magic Wands Crafted: 11
Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 19
Mines Excavated: 1891 Alternate Realities Explored: 1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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