Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you wish the world had less gravity, because on our server, you can jump to the moon and back with ease!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with diamond-encrusted llamas who will trade you for rare items like enchanted golden carrots and flying pigs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our hidden treasure room where the legendary Notch himself left behind a stash of enchanted apples and a signed copy of Minecraft 2.0!

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new world of craziness and chaos!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 99/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3
Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Alien Abductions: 2
Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 9
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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