Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to sleep on a crappy sofa like in real life! Join us and escape the drama of hormonal tears and bedtime battles.

On our server, you can build your dream bed and sleep peacefully without any six-year-olds hogging the covers. No more late-night crying sessions over sleeping arrangements, just pure, uninterrupted gaming fun.

Join now and say goodbye to awkward sleeping situations and hello to a world where you can finally get some rest. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures on our server? Don’t miss out on this epic escape from reality!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 96/400 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Rune Stones Activated: 3 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
Potions Brewed: 187 Goblin Markets Raided: 2
Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Alternate Realities Explored: 5

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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