Pickaxe | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Eternal Landscapes 1.21.2

1.21.2, ETERNAL, Housing, LANDLORD, landlord behavior, landlord misconduct, landlord responsibilities, landlord tenant issues, landlord tenant laws, landlord-tenant relationships, landscapes, rental agreements, rental disputes, rental properties, rental regulations., tenant abuse, tenant advocacy, tenant harassment, tenant mistreatment, tenant protection, tenant rights, tenant safety, tenants

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	103/100	Votes:	9671
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7

Yo, bro, forget about creepy landlords and dive into our Minecraft server where the only thing getting screwed is creepers by your diamond sword! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and a community that will make you question if reality is just a simulation. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and leave those shady landlords behind – they ain’t got nothing on the chaos of our server!

Quality Minecraft SMP Player

#youtube, 1080p, 720p, best quality, comparison, confusion, Decision making, Digital Media, format, full, HD, High Definition, Minecraft, mp4, online video, player, Quality, resolution, smp, streaming, Technology, video quality, webm, WTF

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	96/1000	Votes:	1191
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	12	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	83	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Animals Bred:	157	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	16

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity! Join us for epic battles with flying pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and even a secret underground dance party with creepers! Our server is so high quality that even the pixels have pixels! And forget about 720p or 1080p, on our server, we play in 4D resolution! Plus, we exclusively use webm files because mp4 is so last season. So come join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

GetOutSon Minecraft Server

GetOutSon, Minecraft, Server

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	95/400	Votes:	6894
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Void Gems Collected:	15
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Are you tired of living with your 30-year-old son who refuses to adult and just plays video games all day? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama! Our server is filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and no annoying adult children living in your basement rent-free!

Say goodbye to enabling your son and hello to building your dream virtual world with us! Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft master? Don’t feel guilty for pushing your son to move out, feel empowered to join our server and live your best blocky life!

ERcraft: Lost Work Anger

anger, children, coldness, common sense, Communication, Designer, distraction, electric shock, emergency room, ERcraft, family, Guilt, husband, Lost, Pregnancy, Relief, Resentment, self employed, Silence, Support, work

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	99/200	Votes:	831
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	28
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that shocks you in all the right ways? Look no further than our server, where the electricity flows freely (just like in that shocking story above)! Join us for electrifying adventures, where you never know what kind of jolts you might encounter.

Need a break from the silent treatment at home? Our server is the perfect place to escape to, where you can chat with friendly players and never worry about getting zapped by your husband’s icy behavior. Plus, who needs burn marks on their hand when you can have a blast building and exploring in Minecraft instead?

So come on over to our server, where the only shocks you’ll get are from the exciting gameplay and not from your husband’s cold shoulder. Join us today and let the fun begin!

AFK, gotta mine in Minecraft SMP

Afk, awkward situations, communication skills, conversation dynamics, conversation ender, conversation etiquette, conversation exit lines, conversation exit strategies, conversation signals, conversation skills, conversation tactics, exit strategy, Gotta, Minecraft, nonverbal communication, polite excuses, small talk, smp, social boundaries, social cues, social interactions, social norms

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	93/100	Votes:	7890
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Love Letters Sent:	20	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Glorious Feasts Held:	13

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, the most epic server ever! Like, one time, I found a diamond block just lying on the ground and when I mined it, a secret underground base appeared with a bunch of villagers throwing a party! And another time, I was building a house and accidentally summoned a giant chicken that started dancing the Macarena! It was so random and hilarious, you never know what’s gonna happen next! Plus, the admins are like, the coolest people ever, they once turned the entire spawn into a giant cake just because someone asked for it in the chat. So come join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! #BestSMPever #DiamondDancingChickenParty”’

CraftyRiches

class divide, CraftyRiches, Cultural differences, economic disparity, economic opportunities, financial inequality, financial literacy, financial struggles, ignorance, income inequality, lifestyle differences, POVERTY, Privilege, social awareness, social justice, social mobility, societal issues, societal norms, socioeconomic status, spending habits, wealth gap

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	95/800	Votes:	5189
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Love Letters Sent:	18	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	75	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Are you tired of living in the peasant life of Minecraft? Join our server and leave behind the struggles of the poor! Rich players on our server are completely oblivious to the struggles of the common folk, as they ride around on diamond-encrusted pigs and sip on golden apple martinis.

On our server, you can experience the luxurious life of the elite, complete with mansions made entirely out of emerald blocks, servants to do your bidding, and a personal unicorn stable. Poor people? Never heard of them! Join now and leave behind the peasant life for good.

KidCraftWarz

Attack, children, Conflict, Espionage, Europe, Exploitation, extremism, Hiring, international relations, iran, Israeli, KidCraftWarz, MIDDLE EAST, Propaganda, Recruitment, SECURITY, Targets, Terrorism, underage, violence, War

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	93/400	Votes:	8113
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Dragons Tamed:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Runes Activated:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

so, like, this server is, like, totally wild, dude. like, imagine this: iran is hiring children to attack israeli targets in europe, but, like, in minecraft form. like, you can be a child soldier and go on secret missions to take down evil israeli bases. it’s like a crazy adventure, man. plus, there’s like, a secret underground city where you can trade with villagers and stuff. and, get this, there’s a giant lava pit where you can sacrifice your enemies for extra points. it’s like, totally insane, bro. so, like, join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever!

Magnetic Pole Shuffle: Minecraft Edition

climate change, Earth, Earth’s core, earth’s magnetic field, Earth’s Rotation, Edition, Geographic North Pole, geology, Geomagnetism, global impact, magnetic, Magnetic Anomaly, Magnetic Declination, magnetic field, Magnetic North, Minecraft, navigation, North Magnetic Pole, polar regions, Pole, Pole Shift, Repositioned, research, Science, Shuffle

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	104/300	Votes:	2948
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3049	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray server where the North Magnetic Pole got moved? like, whaaaaat?!?! it’s like, the most epic thing ever, dude. like, imagine all the crazy adventures you can have on a server where even the magnetic poles are shifting around. it’s like, a whole new world, man.

join this server and experience the thrill of trying to navigate your way around a constantly changing magnetic field. it’s like, a challenge for your brain and your minecraft skills, bro. plus, who knows what kind of cool secrets and treasures you’ll find when you’re exploring this wacky world.

come join us on this server and be a part of history in the making. who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to discover the reason behind the repositioning of the North Magnetic Pole. maybe it was moved by aliens or ancient wizards or something. the possibilities are endless, dude.

so, like, what are you waiting for? come join us on this server and let’s see where this crazy magnetic journey takes us. it’s gonna be a wild ride, bro.

PlongieCraft

armor, Biomes, Class, Dungeons, Economy, Guilds, Kingdoms, Loot, Mage, Modpack, Parties, Pirate, PlongieCraft, pvp arena, Quests, recruit, Screenshots, Ships, Skills, smp, Structures, Technic Launcher, Trading, warrior

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	104/800	Votes:	5244
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Mines Excavated:	2602
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Ores Mined:	7501
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

PlongieCraft Minecraft Server

Server Overview:

Server IP	plongie.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/Sw2pWyrd
Trailer	https://youtu.be/Bu2T8P1f-PM?si=4O15t1lSZcGif5pE

About PlongieCraft:

PlongieCraft is a Fantasy RPG adventure and community server where players can choose their own path as warriors, wizards, or adventurers in a LOTR/TES inspired world. The server aims to build a trading economy and support the growth of new kingdoms and parties of adventurers.

Server Features:

Custom world with new biomes, structures, and dungeons to explore
Ships for sailing with party members and recruit with cannons for pirate PvP
Hiring recruits to build an army or personal guard
Various mods for collecting loot, magic spells, and dragon mounts
No pay to win system

Additional Information:

Players can download the required modpack from the Technic Launcher or Prism Launcher by searching “PlongieCraft” or manual download from the Discord server. Screenshots and updates on quests, guilds, and new dimensions are available on the Discord.

Server Images:

Screenshots 1

Screenshots 2

Coming Soon:

Quests, guilds, and new dimensions
LoTR and Skyrim music pack
Server player limit increase
Grief prevention backups

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Can I join the server without the required mods?	No, the required modpack is necessary to play on PlongieCraft.
Is PlongieCraft pay to win?	No, the server will never have a pay to win system.
Will there be PvP arenas?	Yes, a PvP arena is coming soon to the server.

NihonCraft Hentai Haven 1.21.2

1.21.2, Anime, art collaboration, artists, Connections, creative networking, digital art, Fandom, Friends, friendship, Haven, hentai, internet, japanese, Japanese culture, Manga, networking, NihonCraft, Online Community, online friendships, online relationships, otaku culture, social media

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	100/300	Votes:	8283
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Animals Bred:	56
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Yo, bro, do I have the server for you! Imagine a place where you can build epic structures with your new Japanese hentai artist friends. Like, who wouldn’t want to bond over pixelated block creations while discussing the intricacies of tentacle art? Join now and expand your horizons in more ways than one!

Cuddle With Your Bros Minecraft SMP

Affection, Bonding, bro code, BROMANCE, bros, Companionship, CUDDLE, Embrace, emotional connection, friendship, Intimacy, love, loyalty, male friendships, Masculinity, Minecraft, physical touch, PLATONIC, smp, snuggle, Support, Trust

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	102/600	Votes:	3652
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Love Letters Sent:	19	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds houses and mines for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where cuddling with your bros is not only encouraged, it’s mandatory!

Our server is home to the most epic cuddle parties you’ve ever seen. Picture this: you and your fellow players all snuggled up in a giant bed made of wool, sharing stories and laughs as you watch the sun set over the pixelated horizon. It’s a bonding experience like no other!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground club where players can participate in intense pillow fights and compete in cuddle-themed mini-games. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a cuddle-tastic adventure that you’ll never forget!

SingleSavage in Minecraft SMP

awkward encounters, being single, crazy comments, DATING, funny anecdotes, funny remarks, humorous conversations, love life, Minecraft, misconceptions, non-single, Personal experiences, Relationship Status, relationships, single, Single life, singlehood, SingleSavage, smp, social interactions, societal expectations, societal pressure, Stereotypes

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	96/400	Votes:	2269
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Yo, broskis! Do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever? Well, let me tell ya, this server is lit AF! We got flying pigs, diamond armor that shoots lasers, and a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a talking parrot named Captain Squawk!

But wait, there’s more! The other day, I was mining for diamonds and I stumbled upon a portal to a dimension where all the creepers wear sunglasses and breakdance. It was wild, man. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a massive cake fight in the town square. Let’s just say things got messy.

So if you wanna join in on the madness and have a blast with us crazy peeps, then come on down to our server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find true love with a zombie villager or something. The possibilities are endless, my dudes!

LeftoverEatsMC

delicious leftovers, leftover cooking, leftover cravings, leftover delights, leftover dishes, leftover enjoyment, leftover favorites, leftover flavors, leftover food, leftover goodness, leftover indulgence, leftover joy, leftover magic, leftover meals, Leftover recipes, leftover satisfaction, leftover treats, leftover yumminess, LeftoverEatsMC, reheated meals, tasty leftovers

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	103/300	Votes:	4653
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Falling into the Void:	2
Love Letters Sent:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	418
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Do you know what tastes even better than leftover pizza? Joining our Minecraft server, where the creepers are so scared of us they explode before we even get close! Our virtual food tastes so good, even the Ender Dragon wants a bite. So come join us and experience the culinary delights of our pixelated world. Who needs real food when you can feast on the deliciousness of our server?

BioCraft Minecraft Server

Bacteria, BioCraft, biology, Discovered, groundbreaking discovery, health, human biology, human bodies, human health, internal ecosystem, medical breakthrough, microbial communities, microbiology, Microbiome, Minecraft, New forms of life, Organisms, PARASITES, research, scientific discovery, Server, Symbiotic Relationships, Viruses

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	98/800	Votes:	5318
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Yo, you gotta join dis server cause we got some crazy shiznit goin’ on! Like, we discovered new forms of life inside human bodies, bro! It’s like a whole ‘nother world in there, man!

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!

So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!

CraftyCreeperCrisis

blackouts, CraftyCreeperCrisis, Dire, economic crisis, economic impact, Electricity Shortage, energy consumption, energy crisis, energy demand, energy efficiency, energy policy, energy production, Fossil Fuels, government response, Industries, Infrastructure, iran, MIDDLE EAST, power outages, renewable energy, Shutdown

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	91/800	Votes:	4311
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Animals Bred:	56	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	255	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19

come join our minecraft server, where the only energy crisis you’ll face is trying to keep up with all the crazy fun we have! industries are shutting down in iran but on our server, industries are booming with wacky creations and epic builds!

we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?

join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!

Players:	92/500	Votes:	5023
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Star Shards Collected:	168
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Buildings Constructed:	30	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4