DadGoneCoworkerSnitch | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyCrushes

Assertiveness, attraction, Body language, Charm, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCrushes, dressing well, emotional connection, eye contact, FLIRTING, intelligence, listening skills, Mystery, Passion, physical touch, scent, seduction, sense of humor, turns on, Vulnerability

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	950
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	28
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Potions Brewed:	76	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4642
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

DniproBridgeWars

battle, bridgeheads, Conflict, defeated, Defense, Dnipro River, DniproBridgeWars, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, Military, right bank, russia, Russian invaders, Russian troops, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian colonel, WARFARE

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	4946
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are trying to cross the dnipro river but keep getting defeated by ukrainian colonel players! build your own bridgeheads and defend them from the invaders in the kherson region! will you be a brave ukrainian warrior or a sneaky russian spy? the choice is yours on this intense and hilarious server! join now for non-stop action and chaos!

Cocaine Cats & Dogs Server

animal health, animal poisoning, Cats, cocaine, cocaine exposure, data analysis, Dogs, drug abuse, drug exposure, drug ingestion, drug trends, methamphetamine exposure, Pet Poison Helpline, Pets, research, Server, substance abuse, toxicology, trends, US, veterinary care, veterinary medicine

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	1965
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs and cats are partying hard with cocaine! forget about boring old servers, here you can witness animals getting lit AF and living their best lives.

we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!

Apricity SMP

Active players, Adventure, Apricity, Bosses, building mods, Community, Creative, Discord, Experience, Exploration, foods, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Join, multiplayer, new, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, visual enhancing

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	8931
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Animals Bred:	23	Buildings Constructed:	47

Minecraft Modded SMP Overview

Server Name	Modded SMP
Number of Spots	7
Mods	Visual enhancing Exploration/bosses More foods More furniture and building mods

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.

Q: When will the server start?

A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.

Mystic Pixel Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Avatar, Based, Characters, cocksucker, Community, controversy, Digital, Gaming, Identity, LGBTQ, marketplace, mystic, offensive, ONLINE, PIXEL, Realm, sales event, steam sales, Stereotypes, Transgender, trapfucker, troon, virtual

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	8308
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!

Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!

Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!

Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!

””she’s uhhhh really good at wrestling” Minecraft SMP”

#youtube, agility, Athletic, Competition, female empowerment, female wrestler, Good, Impressive.., inspiring, Minecraft, Performance, really good, shes, Skilled, smp, sports, strength, TALENTED, Technique, Uhhhh.., Video, viral video, wow, wrestling

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	8409
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Void Gems Collected:	35	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server!

First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

RoboRampage Minecraft Server

Advanced weaponry, Artificial Intelligence, assault force, Automation, battle, Defense, drone warfare, future warfare, Futuristic technology, innovation, mechanized warfare, Military, military robots, military tactics, Minecraft, RoboRampage, ROBOT, robotics, Server, Technology, Ukraine, unmanned vehicles, Victory

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	7552
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Astral Projections Made:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Ukraine’s first all-robot assault force just won its first battle? yea, you heard me right, ROBOTS taking over Minecraft and dominating the battlefield.

Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.

So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

ProxyCraft: DumbfoundedIsrael

airstrikes, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, DumbfoundedIsrael, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, intelligence, international relations, Investment, iran, Israeli strikes, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear program, proxies, ProxyCraft, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tensions

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	9638
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Villages Defended:	11	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	24

hey u! ya u! r u bored of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, even iran is dumbfounded by it! they saw all their investment in proxies go down the tubes cuz they couldn’t resist joining our server!

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!

so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever

Lithium Brine Busters

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	713
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Potions Brewed:	161	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	5940	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join our lit Minecraft server where we extract lithium from low-quality brines? Yeah, you heard that right! We’re not just building houses and stuff, we’re out here mining for that sweet, sweet lithium like it’s nobody’s business.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our player found a brine pool so low-quality, it was practically begging to be extracted for lithium. And guess what? They struck gold… I mean, lithium! They became the richest player on the server, rolling in diamonds and emeralds like there’s no tomorrow.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Brine Monster, a creature so salty it’ll make you laugh until you cry. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Brine Monster, you’ll be granted unlimited resources for the rest of your Minecraft days.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s get that lithium flowing! Who knows, you might just become the next Brine Monster slayer.

🕰️🌐 [1.5.2] RuLamp || Retro Minecraft server 🌐🕰️ Minecraft server

1.5.2, anniversary, bugs, Cheating, Cities, Civilization, Content Creation, Countries, Discord, Donations, dynamic map, Fair Play, grif, Minecraft, nostalgic, old school, private access, Retro, RuLamp, Server, Settlements, Survival, white list

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	3068
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3698	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Villages Defended:	15
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Emeralds Found:	229
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Endless Night Skies:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	30

[1.5.2] RuLamp is a nostalgic server for lamp and old-school survival.

Your world – your rules, your civilization!In order to start playing, you need to join discord and write an application in order to get on the white list.

Players themselves create the rules on the server. However, there are basic rules on the server that must be followed on the server:

• Cheating and bug use are prohibited.

• Grif is also prohibited on the server.

• There is a dynamic map on the server.

• Complete absence of donations on the server, which ensures fair play.

• Players themselves create content for an interesting pastime on the server

• Players build their own settlements, cities and countries in which they live and develop together.

• Only chests have private access to the server, which gives you confidence that you will not be robbed.

• And the most important thing is that we have been working for you for a whole year 😀

↑↑ Go to the discord server above and join us! ↑↑

95.216.62.177:25582

Attack On Titan [MODDED] [ROLEPLAY]

actions, Attack, Branches, Dawn of Humanity, Discord, Impact, invite, Join, Lore, Military Police, Minecraft, Missions, Modded, opportunities, Playstyle, progress, responsibilities, Roleplay, Server, Stationary Guard, Survey Corps, TITAN

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	6983
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

Dawn of Humanity Server Overview

Welcome Message	Welcome to Dawn of Humanity, an Attack on Titan server where you can roleplay with other people.
Branches	Survey Corps, Military Police, Stationary Guard
Progression	Participate in missions to impact the lore of the server
Discord	Join our Discord server

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join a branch?	Upon joining the server, you will be sorted into one of the four main branches based on your preferences and playstyle.
What do each branch do?	The Survey Corps focuses on exploring and battling titans, the Military Police maintain order within the walls, and the Stationary Guard protect the citizens.
How can I participate in missions?	Keep an eye on announcements in the server and be ready to join missions when they are organized by the admins.
Can I impact the lore of the server?	Absolutely! Your actions during missions and interactions with other players can directly impact the ongoing lore of the server.

SonicCraft – Speedy Adventures 1.20.5

1.20.5, Adventures, dc comics, IDW, pixel world, Sonic booru, Sonic Christmas, Sonic collaboration, Sonic Comic, Sonic cytube, sonic game, Sonic General, sonic mod, Sonic News, Sonic OC, Sonic Pastebin, sonic racing, Sonic Rumble, sonic the hedgehog, sonic the hedgehog 3, Sonic Trailer, soniccraft, Speedy

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	1548
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Meteorites Collected:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Emeralds Found:	4126
Dragon Eggs Found:	2716	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	9971	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Runes Activated:	3

Hey, you! Yeah, you! Do you love Sonic the Hedgehog? Do you wanna chat about all things Sonic with fellow fans? Join our Minecraft server for some epic Sonic discussions! We’ve got everything from Sonic Racing teasers to DC Comics collaborations. Plus, we’ve got a booru for all your Sonic OC needs! Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let’s go fast together!

The Winning Box – Minecraft SMP Edition

Box, David Nyika, DAZN, December 21st, December 31st, Edition, espn, Fernando Martinez, I win edition, Jai Opetaia, January 24th, January 8th, Jin Sasaki, Kazuto Ioka, Minecraft, Naoya Inoue, Rene Bibiano, Sam Goodman, Shoki Sakai, sky sports, smp, Willibaldo Perez, winning, Yoshiki Takei, Yuttapong Tongdee

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	3522
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Zombie Dances:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	6320

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for epic battles that rival the intensity of Rene Bibiano vs. Willibaldo Perez, crazy PvP matches that will have you on the edge of your seat like Fernando Martinez vs. Kazuto Ioka, and team up with your friends to take down bosses like Jai Opetaia vs. David Nyika!

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden treasures and secret quests that will have you feeling like a real-life adventurer. And don’t even get us started on the player-run events that happen every week – from spleef tournaments to parkour challenges, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us for the ultimate Minecraft experience and see if you have what it takes to come out on top like Naoya Inoue vs. Sam Goodman!

MannersCraft Minecraft Server

Body language, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, confrontation etiquette, Cultural differences, etiquette awareness, international manners, Manners, MannersCraft, Minecraft, personal boundaries, personal space, public behavior, public spaces, Respect, retail etiquette, rude behavior, Server, shopping etiquette, social cues, social interactions, social norms

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	6671
Rating:	4.8 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where personal space is always respected! Are you tired of rude players invading your blocky bubble? Join us and never worry about someone’s stomach touching your virtual butt again!

On our server, we promote good manners and proper etiquette. No more British accent mocking or foreign language insults here! Just good old-fashioned fun in the world of Minecraft.

So come on over and build your dream world without the fear of someone breathing down your neck. Join us now and experience the most polite and respectful Minecraft community out there! And remember, always say “excuse me” before taking someone’s virtual block of dirt!

Players:	90/900	Votes:	6328
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Star Shards Collected:	70	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Potions Brewed:	114	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	107	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4