Welcome to our Minecraft server where we follow the Texas court rules on relationships – no alimony, child support, or severance relief for basedboy FTMs! If you’re a dumb Norwegian femboy trying to secure the bag by pretending to love an onions manlet, think again! Our courts don’t play that game, just ask PICREL who thought she/he could adept half of Nick’s money – spoiler alert, she got nothing! And don’t even think about trying to pull a fast one as a Female-Female lesbian couple, our courts only recognize relationships that can produce children. So come join us and build your own virtual bag of diamonds, because in this world, the only thing you’ll lose is your dignity!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players: 103/100 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Epic Battles Fought: 11
Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8 Underground Cities Explored: 2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Enchanted Armories Found: 10

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Crafty Genshin – Minecraft Server

    Crafty Genshin – Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is run by a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank unsuspecting players. You never know what kind of shenanigans they’ll pull next!

    2. We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. Trust me, you’ve never seen creepers bust a move like this before.

    3. Our server is home to the legendary Rainbow Sheep, who roams the land spreading joy and glitter wherever it goes. Join us and bask in its rainbow glory!

    4. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear buried deep within the server. Will you be the one to uncover its riches?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected…

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
    Potions Brewed: 170 Divine Scrolls Written: 25
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 5 Royal Courts Attended: 0
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 3 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 10 Emeralds Found: 6195

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Most Holo Fans Minecraft SMP

    Most Holo Fans Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of missing out on all the epic vtuber content because you’re too busy grinding in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because our SMP server is the perfect solution! Join us and never miss a single hololive stream again – we have a secret portal that connects directly to their virtual world! Plus, rumor has it that if you beat the Ender Dragon while watching a vtuber stream, you’ll unlock a special dance emote in-game. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become the ultimate holofan!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 23 Towns Built: 8
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Astral Amulets Crafted: 33

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • PerfumePillage Minecraft Server

    PerfumePillage Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that smells as sweet as my perfume collection? Look no further! Our server is filled with scentsational adventures and fragrant fun!

    Join us and experience the thrill of exploring our virtual world, where you can trade perfumes with other players, create your own signature scent, and even battle enemies with the power of a well-timed spritz!

    But beware of sneaky teenagers like my niece, who may try to steal your precious potions and sell them to their friends. Don’t worry, though – we have a strict no-thievery policy and will ban anyone caught trying to pull a perfume heist!

    So come join us on our server and let your senses be delighted by the aromatic wonders that await. Just remember, no stealing scents or you’ll end up like my niece – banned for life!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3 Towns Built: 7
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Secret Passages Found: 7 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • TPWars: SisVsSisCostco

    TPWars: SisVsSisCostco
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the true spirit of teamwork and resource sharing! Just like my sister who refuses to get her own Costco membership, you can rely on your fellow players to help you stock up on essentials like TP in case of a natural disaster (or a creeper invasion)!

    Join us and experience the thrill of coordinating with your virtual neighbors to secure the most coveted resources, all while navigating the treacherous landscape of Minecraft. Who needs three cars when you can travel by minecart and teleportation pads?

    So come on, don’t be like my sister – join our server and let’s build a community where we all pitch in for the greater good (and maybe sneak in a few pranks along the way)!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2
    Enchantments Applied: 207 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10
    Buildings Constructed: 36 Epic Weapons Forged: 9
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • BookWormSMP

    BookWormSMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a community of players who will have you laughing until you cry.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond their wildest dreams. But beware, for the base was guarded by a pack of vicious wolves who only listened to Justin Bieber songs. Will you be brave enough to face the wolves and claim the treasure for yourself?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chickens so powerful that even the Ender Dragon bows down to them. Will you join forces with the Chicken King and rule the server with an iron fist (or should I say, a feathered wing)?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 10
    Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Magic Items Found: 2013 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Heroic Legacies Created: 4 Wilderness Tamed: 14
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • NoTalentRichFame

    NoTalentRichFame
    Join our Minecraft server if you want to hang out with the one and only Potato McMoneybags! He may be famous and rich, but let’s be real, he has zero talent. Just like our server! But hey, who needs talent when you have a bunch of crazy players building giant toilet statues and racing pigs through obstacle courses? Trust us, you won’t find a more absurd and hilarious server out there. Plus, rumor has it that Potato McMoneybags will personally come and challenge you to a dance-off if you join. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
    Void Gems Collected: 32 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Infinity Stones Found: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • HezbollahHQ Minecraft Server

    HezbollahHQ Minecraft Server
    Yo, dis server be lit like a firework on da 4th of July! We be blowin’ up Hezbollah’s main HQ in Southern Beirut like it’s nobody’s business. Join us for some explosive fun and chaos in da virtual world of Minecraft. We be causin’ mayhem and destruction like there’s no tomorrow. So come on and join us if you ain’t scared of a little bit of danger and excitement. Let’s show dem haters what we’re made of! #minecraftmadness #virtualvandalism #explosiveexcitement

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 18 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Magic Wands Crafted: 9 Epic Weapons Forged: 2
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Magic Items Found: 5869 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • CraftyNYC: Zelensky vs Trump vs Putin

    CraftyNYC: Zelensky vs Trump vs Putin
    so, liek, this minecraft server is, liek, the bomb diggity, yo. u gotta join cuz, liek, zelensky and trump are totally playing on it together. they’re, liek, bffs in the game and they’re all, “putin can’t win” and stuff. it’s, liek, a total showdown, bro. u gotta be there to witness the epicness. plus, there’s, liek, a secret underground base where they hide all their diamonds and stuff. it’s, liek, the ultimate treasure hunt, dude. u don’t wanna miss out on all the fun and craziness, so join now and be part of the action. trust me, it’s gonna be, liek, totally awesome.

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 5 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 7
    Emeralds Found: 4980 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2
    Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Cozy Campfires Lit: 24
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 5 Lost Souls Rescued: 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Measles Vax Forever Land

    Measles Vax Forever Land
    Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join a lit Minecraft server that’s so dope, even the measles are scared to come near it? Our server is like that MMR vaccine, protecting you for life from boring gameplay!

    Come join us and experience the thrill of building your own world, battling epic mobs, and making friends with fellow gamers who are as cool as ice. Plus, our server is so safe and secure, even creepers are like, “nah, I’m good, bro.”

    So what are you waiting for? Jump on this Minecraft server train and let’s ride into the sunset of epic adventures and endless fun! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Measles who? We don’t know her.

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 58 Forbidden Relics Collected: 1
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Haunted Chests Opened: 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • MelioSMP: The server where getting pranked by your friends is just part of the game!

    MelioSMP: The server where getting pranked by your friends is just part of the game!

    Melios SMP Overview

    Features
    No teleportation or warps
    No land claiming system
    Vanilla experience
    Custom world generator
    Diamond-based economy
    World from March 2024
    Events

    Our philosophy is simple: keep the core experience vanilla, and keep our server centered around the community. We’re currently open to new players joining our small community. Whether you’re a builder, technical player, explorer, or a mix of every Minecraft playstyle, you’re welcome here!

    Interested? Apply through our Discord or visit our website meliosmp.com.

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? You can apply through our Discord server or visit our website for more information.
    Are there any plugins or mods on the server? No, we aim to provide a vanilla experience without any additional plugins or mods.
    Is griefing allowed? No, we operate on a trust system and encourage a friendly and respectful community.
    Can I contribute to the server events? Absolutely! We welcome player input and ideas for in-game events.

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10 Forbidden Relics Collected: 9
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 27 Secret Passages Found: 7
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4
    Mythical Relics Collected: 9 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Beer Me Minecraft Server

    Beer Me Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the creepers are as explosive as your hangover after a night of partying with villagers! Join us if you want to experience the wildest adventures in the blocky world, where pigs fly (literally, we have a mod for that) and diamonds rain from the sky (okay, maybe not, but a player can dream, right?).

    Our server is the perfect place for those who like to play hard and mine harder. We have custom biomes that will make you feel like you’re exploring a whole new world (because you are, duh). And don’t even get us started on our custom mobs – ever fought a zombie wearing a tutu? Well, now’s your chance!

    So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed (or pig, we don’t judge), and come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. And remember, the only thing better than building a castle is doing it with a beer in hand. Cheers!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8 Fairy Circles Danced In: 9
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 34
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 6
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3 Star Shards Collected: 285
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Ores Mined: 9183

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • No. 690178326 Minecraft SMP Anonymous

    No. 690178326 Minecraft SMP Anonymous
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, build giant statues of chickens, and have intense llama races through the Nether. Our server is home to the legendary diamond-eating Ender Dragon, who will challenge you to a dance-off for rare loot.

    But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of breakdancing, and they’re always looking for new recruits. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the mystical land of flying cows, where you can ride them into battle against evil mobs.

    So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a server where the only rule is to have as much fun as possible, even if it means building a roller coaster that launches you into the stratosphere? Come join us and embrace the madness!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 326 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5
    Potions Brewed: 25 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Heroic Legacies Created: 5

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • BlockyFamilyDrama

    BlockyFamilyDrama
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner savage? Look no further! Join our server for the ultimate roast battles and verbal smackdowns!

    Just like this parent teaching their son to clap back at his bully, we encourage our players to stand up for themselves and throw some epic insults in the chat. Imagine calling your opponent a “cheeseburger-loving, jelly donut-hiding fatty” during a PvP match – now that’s some next-level trash talk!

    We believe in teaching valuable life lessons through Minecraft, like how to defend yourself against mean players and come out on top. So, if you’re ready to sharpen your roasting skills and show off your verbal jiu-jitsu, join our server now! And remember, being autistic is not a free pass to be an asshole – it’s all fair game in the world of Minecraft insults!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 5 Eternal Flames Captured: 7
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10 Divine Relics Bestowed: 12
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • NoobGamerMinecraftSMP

    NoobGamerMinecraftSMP
    Oh, honey, forget about that old Atari game your grandma used to have, we’re talking about the ultimate gaming experience here! Join our Minecraft SMP and relive the glory days of your childhood, but with a twist – we’ve got flying pigs, rainbow sheep, and a secret underground club where the creepers hang out!

    But that’s not all, folks! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay eggs made of pure diamond. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the mystical Potion of Infinite Luck, which will guarantee you find diamonds every time you mine a block.

    So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers, while wearing a suit made entirely of enchanted golden carrots? Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 0 Talking Trees Consulted: 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Wilderness Tamed: 16
    Potions Brewed: 75 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • CraftyLaughsMC

    CraftyLaughsMC
    Have you ever been chased by a pack of angry chickens in Minecraft? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles against giant spiders, hilarious pranks with exploding sheep, and the chance to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombies. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve built a house out of diamond blocks while fending off a gang of mischievous creepers. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the laughter begin!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 28 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 38
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 9
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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