Welcome to our Minecraft server where we follow the Texas court rules on relationships – no alimony, child support, or severance relief for basedboy FTMs! If you’re a dumb Norwegian femboy trying to secure the bag by pretending to love an onions manlet, think again! Our courts don’t play that game, just ask PICREL who thought she/he could adept half of Nick’s money – spoiler alert, she got nothing! And don’t even think about trying to pull a fast one as a Female-Female lesbian couple, our courts only recognize relationships that can produce children. So come join us and build your own virtual bag of diamonds, because in this world, the only thing you’ll lose is your dignity!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Farms Harvested: 353 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4
Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
Cosmic Pies Baked: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY