CraftyAF Server | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	4955
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Animals Bred:	14
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	10

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old servers where people ask “How are you?” and actually expect a real answer? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place for you!

Join us for a wild ride where asking “How are you?” will lead to the most outrageous responses you’ve ever heard. From players claiming to be unicorns living in a pineapple under the sea to others insisting they are secretly aliens plotting to take over the world, you never know what you’ll get on our server.

So, if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt and make friends with the wackiest bunch of Minecraft players around, join us today! Who knows, you might even discover your own inner pineapple-dwelling unicorn.

Frosty Echoes 1.21.1

1.21.1, black sludge, coughing fit, doctor visit, Echoes, flu symptoms, frosty, health concerns, Illness, Medical advice, medical consultation, respiratory infection, sleep deprivation, sleep disturbance, sore throat, throat cold, throat discomfort, throat infection, throat inflammation, throat irritation, throat pain, vomiting, water intake

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	9651
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Void Gems Collected:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you forget all about your throat cold! Explore our virtual world and build to your heart’s content, all while avoiding black sludge and fiery throats. Who needs sleep when you can play on our server for hours on end? Doctors are overrated, join us instead!

The Best Minecraft SMP Doctor

Adderall, career, competitive, creditors, Doctor, House, income, iq, Lifestyle, living expenses, loans, medical school, middle class lifestyle, Minecraft, Nurses, prescription drugs, residency, smp, student loans, travel, vacation, wages

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	8774
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our server and experience the craziest journey of your life!

Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.

And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?

Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!

BlockBuddies Minecraft Server

Accountability, Arcade, BlockBuddies, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, coworker, Diversity, FIRED, high school, humor, inappropriate language, Manager, Minecraft, Professionalism, racism, repercussions.., sensitivity, Server, social dynamics, teenager, Termination, workplace behavior

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	8867
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	46	Falling into the Void:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy story!

Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!

But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

BlockPartyBae

BlockPartyBae, Boundaries, creepy behavior, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, Gaslighting, ghosting, Harassment, high school drama, Manipulation, peer pressure, rejection, social dynamics, teenage angst, teenage crushes, teenage drama, teenage relationships, toxic relationships, unhealthy relationships, unwanted advances, unwanted attention

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	172
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Buildings Constructed:	11
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Votes:	5133	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	376
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this insane story!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!

But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!

SwedeCraft Minecraft Server

aid, Assistance, Channels.., crisis management., Development, diplomatic relations, financial support, FOREIGN AID, funding, humanitarian crisis, i24NEWS, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, palestine, political decision, Refugees, Server, Support, SwedeCraft, Sweden, united nations, UNRWA

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	3735
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Magic Items Found:	7934
Chimeras Created:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

so liek, sweden was liek, nah we aint givin u money no more UNRWA, we outtie. but dont worry, they said they gonna find other ways to get dat cash flow goin. come join our minecraft server, we got crazier stories than sweden cuttin off UNRWA funding. we got pigs flyin, creepers singin, and villagers doin the cha cha slide. u dont wanna miss out on this wild ride, join now and let the madness begin!

UncontactedCraft

Amazon community, conservation, culture, discovery, documentary, Exploration, first glimpse, hidden, indigenous, ISOLATED, Photographs, preservation, Rainforest, remote, Reveal, Traditional, Tribe, Uncontacted, UncontactedCraft, unknown, untouched

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	8859
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	New Chunks Explored:	637901
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

have u ever wanted to explore a world where u can meet uncontacted amazon tribes? well, our minecraft server lets u do just that!!!! come join us and be the first to discover these mysterious tribes in the virtual world. who knows, maybe u will even become their leader and start a new civilization!!!!! join now for the adventure of a lifetime!!!!!!

AstroKnight Adventures

Adventures, AstroKnight, astronaut, astronaut career, astronaut knight, astronaut knight armor, astronaut knight ceremony, astronaut knight code of conduct, astronaut knight duties, astronaut knight helmet, astronaut knight oath, astronaut knight qualifications, astronaut knight responsibilities, astronaut knight sword, astronaut knight title, astronaut knight training, Chivalry, dream job, Honor, knight, space exploration

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	6830
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	9270
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

hey u, yea u, ever wanted to be an astronaut but also a knight at the same time? well boy do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic minecraft server where u can live out ur wildest dreams of exploring space AND fighting dragons with a sword.

imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.

we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.

so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

14567131, 267550, 3737318958, 4533971437, 775800, banner, description, GIF, Minecraft, Only, personal account, Rating, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	3755
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

04wz.vanillaboxmc.ru

Abyssal Depths 1.20.4

1.20.4, 2025, abyssal, Depths, タコピー, タコピーの原罪, 原罪

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	2155
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	3067	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the ultimate virtual playground, but on steroids!

We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!

You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!

And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!

Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!

Gemstone Gang Minecraft SMP

2010s, Adam Sandler, addiction, anxiety-inducing, best movie, crazy, crime drama, dark comedy, Fast-paced, gambling, Gang, gemstone, high stakes, Howard Ratner, INTENSE, jewelry, Minecraft, near the very end, new york city, released, Safdie Brothers, smp, Thriller, Uncut Gems

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	8164
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Magic Items Found:	3165	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Star Shards Collected:	223	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	11

Get ready to enter a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind like the plot twist in the best movie of the 2010s! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of time-traveling llamas who are on a mission to save the world from a horde of evil zombie chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?

RentRageCraft

Argument, bills, BOXES, Christmas shopping, custody, Decision making, divorced parents, Exist, graduate early, Highschool, last name, Mother, moving out, neurodivergent, no contact, personal items, Plan, Rent, RentRageCraft, savings, Schooling, second job

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	9553
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Emeralds Found:	4056
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Zombie Dances:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Join us for a wild adventure filled with building, mining, and maybe even some family therapy sessions (just kidding, we don’t offer that…or do we?).

Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.

Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.

So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.

SpotlessCraft

activities, Boredom, Chores, cleaning, cleanliness, decluttering, dusting, hobbies, Home decor, home maintenance, interior design, leisure time, neatness, organization, Polishing, Relaxation, scrubbing, spotless rooms, SpotlessCraft, tidying up, vacuuming

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	8555
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Animals Bred:	125
New Chunks Explored:	858289	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Dimension Hops:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Star Shards Collected:	219
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Well, they obviously join our Minecraft server! Why? Because we have a secret underground disco party room where players can dance the night away with virtual glow sticks and pixelated disco balls. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds for the best dancer of the night. So if you’re tired of having a spotless room and want to get your groove on, come join us for the ultimate dance party experience!

Vaginal Microbe Madness

cancer development, Cancer prevention, cancer risk, cervical cancer, cervical health, cervical screening, Healthcare, hpv, HPV clearance, HPV infection, HPV vaccination, madness, Medical research, Microbe, microbiome analysis, microbiome differences, minority health, Native American women, research, study, Vaginal, vaginal microbiome, Women’s Health

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	5326
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

so like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server but u were like, nah it’s all the same boring stuff? well guess what, THIS server is like no other, bro.

u know how some Native American women have higher rates of cervical cancer? well, turns out it’s all because of their vaginal microbiome. and guess what? on THIS server, we have the most lit vaginal microbiome in all of Minecraft. like, our microbiome is so fire, it can literally clear that HPV with no problem.

so if u wanna be part of a server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about keeping your cervix safe and healthy, then u gotta join us. plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest stories about how our microbiome saved us from creepers and zombies.

so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get that microbiome poppin’!

Pass Smash Quest 1.21.4

1.21.4, Adrenaline Rush, audience participation, challenge, Choices, Competition, Decision making, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Fast-paced, Fun, game show, Interactive, pass, Pass or smash, PRESSURE, Quest, Quick Thinking, quiz, SMASH, split-second decisions, strategy, thinking on your feet

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	8986
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Secret Passages Found:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Smash! This server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of fun and excitement all over your Minecraft world. Join us if you want to experience the most epic adventures, build the craziest structures, and battle the fiercest mobs with your trusty diamond sword.

We’ve got more plugins than a Kardashian has selfies, so you’ll never run out of things to do. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler – you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

No-Naka-Yama-Minecraft SMP-Director

artistic vision, cinema studies, creative choices, Director, directorial decisions, directorial style, film analysis, film criticism, film critique, film direction, Film history, film industry, film interpretation, film studies, film theory, filmmaking, Japanese cinema, japanese film, Nakayama, NoNakaYamaMinecraft, Scene, SMPDirector

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	1578
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	88	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
New Chunks Explored:	288875	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Buildings Constructed:	32	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids!

Join us for epic battles between players over who gets to build the biggest statue of a potato, intense debates on whether cows or pigs are the superior animal, and scandalous love triangles involving villagers and iron golems.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin and a mysterious cult that worships the almighty chicken god.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and plenty of chaos, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, Nakayama would definitely approve.