So there I was, mining away in our Minecraft SMP, when suddenly a creeper blew up right in my face. I was so startled that I accidentally spilled my drink all over my keyboard. And that’s when I realized, alcohol and Minecraft just don’t mix! So now I’m soberly building my empire in this crazy server, where the only explosions are from TNT and the only drinks are potions. Join us if you want to stay sober and survive the chaos!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Alien Abductions: 1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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