Are you tired of dating someone who can’t handle your nose job secrets? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! On our server, nobody cares about your nose job history – we’re too busy building epic castles and fighting off creepers.

Imagine a world where your nose job is just a distant memory, overshadowed by the thrill of exploring new lands and conquering dungeons. Leave Adam behind and join a community where your surgical past is just a funny anecdote, not a source of drama.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave your nose job secrets in the past where they belong. Who needs Adam when you have a diamond sword and a virtual world to conquer?

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 101/400 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
Astral Projections Made: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Buildings Constructed: 7
Invisible Walls Found: 4 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
Phantom Blocks Placed: 4 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Wife’s 50, I’m 30 Minecraft Server

    Wife’s 50, I’m 30 Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the age doesn’t matter and neither do the rules!

    Join us for a wild ride where you can build your own harem of blocky babes, just like this player’s wife promised to do for him! Who needs diamonds when you have a lineup of potential replacements ready to go?

    Explore our server and see if you can find your own sugar mommy or daddy who’s willing to let you explore your wildest fantasies. The possibilities are endless, just like the drama that unfolds when you mix love, lust, and Minecraft together.

    So come on in and see if you can find your next Minecraft soulmate, or at least someone who’s down for a little blocky fun on the side. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a love triangle that’s more twisted than a creeper explosion!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 2
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Astral Orbs Gathered: 8
    Dragons Tamed: 3 Gnome Villages Protected: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Neon Green Minecraft SMP

    Neon Green Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the grass is greener than your grandma’s lawn! Seriously, we have no idea why your neo is so green, but we do know that joining our server will make your Minecraft experience 10 times more colorful and chaotic.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and found themselves in a battle against a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. It was a clucking good time, let me tell you.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Enderman who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard an Enderman tell knock-knock jokes.

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as crazy as a creeper on caffeine, then look no further. Join us and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a stack of diamond armor – you’re gonna need it!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Secret Passages Found: 4 Backwards Speech Heard: 4
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
    Enchantments Applied: 251 Legendary Scepters Created: 7

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • PupCraftPlaydate

    PupCraftPlaydate
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where dogs are always welcome! We understand the importance of furry companions, which is why we encourage all players to bring their beloved pets along for the adventure.

    Join us and experience a world where golden retrievers like Charlie roam freely, spreading love and joy to all who encounter them. Watch as your doggo makes friends with other players’ pets, forming alliances and embarking on epic quests together.

    Don’t let anyone tell you that your dog can’t come along for the ride. After all, who wouldn’t want a loyal companion by their side as they conquer dungeons and build magnificent structures?

    So come on over to our server and let your doggo join in on the fun. Who knows, maybe Charlie will become a legendary hero in the world of Minecraft, known far and wide for his good behavior and irresistible charm. Join now and let the adventure begin!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 31 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
    Mythical Quests Completed: 13 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Elemental Crystals Collected: 28
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 4
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Forgetful Pixel Playgrounds

    Forgetful Pixel Playgrounds
    so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, unicorns flying around and, like, rainbows shooting out of creepers’ butts. it’s, like, totally crazy, man.

    like, last week, we had this epic battle between a giant chicken and a pack of angry llamas. it was, like, so intense, you could feel the feathers flying everywhere. and then, like, out of nowhere, a herd of dancing pigs joined in and started breakdancing. it was, like, the best thing ever, dude.

    and, like, if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground disco party every saturday night. it’s, like, the hottest spot in all of minecraft. we got glowsticks, we got funky music, we got villagers doing the worm. it’s, like, totally lit, bro.

    so, like, if you wanna have the time of your life and, like, never forget a single moment, you gotta join this server, man. it’s, like, the ultimate minecraft experience. trust me, you won’t regret it.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Cursed Lands Purified: 3
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 5 Holy Grails Found: 5

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • CraftHaven | Paused

    CraftHaven | Paused

    Welcome to CraftHaven!

    We are a server that just started and we are looking for players to support us! We are a family-friendly server which welcomes everyone! We love hearing out suggestions and feedback as we want to always improve so don’t be afraid to reach out! 🙂

    Currently we only offer one game mode: Modified – As the name suggests, it’s a vanilla server but “modified”: Custom Enchants, Residence Claims, Diamond Block Economy, Player Shops, etc.

    Come check it out for yourself! I’d love to hear your opinions!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 14
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Phantom Rings Equipped: 16
    Chimeras Created: 4 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Cozy Campfires Lit: 14

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • ❤️ XetaByte ❤️┃➤ Survival, Promo code – XETA2025 💥 Minecraft server

    ❤️ XetaByte ❤️┃➤ Survival, Promo code – XETA2025 💥 Minecraft server

    Version > 1.9-1.21.1

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    Modes > Survival

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    Server advantages:

    1. No lags

    2. Friendly admins

    3. Promo code XETA2025 for a 15% discount

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    Survival:

    ➤ Football (/football)

    Hockey (/warp hokkey)

    ➤ TNT-Ran (/tntjoin)

    ➤ Weapons (/guns)

    ➤ Transport (/vehicles)

    ➤ Pets (/pets)

    ➤ Feelings (/feelings)

    ➤ Duels (/duel)

    ➤ Sex (/sex)

    ➤ Clans (/clan)

    ➤ Weddings (/marry)

    ➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

    ➤ Friends (/friends)

    ➤ Auction (/ah)

    ➤ Dance (/dance)

    ➤ Spit (/spit)

    ➤ Private (/region)

    ➤ Tops (/tops)

    ➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

    ➤ Head Data Base (/headdb)

    ➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

    ➤ Transformations into mobs (/mobs)

    ➤ Report-System (/report)

    In-game console (/console)

    Parkour (/warp parkour)

    Spleef (/warp spleef)

    ➤ King of the Mountain (/king)

    ➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

    ➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

    ➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

    ➤ Economy (Currency)

    ➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

    ➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

    ➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

    ➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

    ➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varns (Donate option)

    ➤ In-game console (/console)

    ➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

    ➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

    ➤ Effects (above the player’s head, below the player, etc.)

    ➤ Creative (Donate-ability, /gamemode 1)

    ➤ Donate-world (/world) (no wipes)

    ➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the entire list)

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 0
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Mythical Relics Collected: 9
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 7 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5986 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Comic Sans Minecraft Server

    Comic Sans Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, you can become the god-emperor of the chosen ones! Just like in those crazy anime shows, you’ll go from zero to hero in just 11 chapters. And forget about power creeps ruining the fun, here they only make things more epic! So come join us and experience the wildest fantasy world you’ve ever seen, where anything is possible and insanity reigns supreme. Who needs Naruto when you can be the ultimate boss in our Minecraft universe?

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Mythical Quests Completed: 42
    Enchanted Armories Found: 8 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 7
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 15 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 13
    Magic Crystals Found: 13 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Ranma 1/2 Minecraft SMP Madness

    Ranma 1/2 Minecraft SMP Madness
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as Akane Tendō’s hammer swings? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us for some epic adventures and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until you cry.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a special feature that allows you to wield Akane’s hammer in-game! That’s right, you can smash your way through blocks and enemies just like your favorite anime character. And don’t worry, we won’t judge if you start shouting “Ranma, you idiot!” every time you swing it.

    But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy characters who are always up to no good. From Kodachi causing chaos with her gymnastics skills to Happōsai stealing everyone’s diamonds, you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter. And who knows, maybe you’ll even run into Ranma himself and challenge him to a duel!

    So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wacky world. See you there, and remember – don’t let the fanfics get you down!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Phoenix Feathers Found: 9
    Royal Courts Attended: 4 Enchanted Forests Planted: 6
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • RedFlagUncrushed – Minecraft SMP

    RedFlagUncrushed – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and hilarity!

    Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but chicken nuggets and rubber ducks. Or how about participating in our annual “Build a House Blindfolded” competition, where the winner gets a pet llama that can breakdance?

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Wars,” where players team up to prank each other with exploding sheep and flying pigs. And if you ever need a break from all the madness, you can relax in our virtual hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe).

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Who needs a crush when you can have this much fun in the virtual world?

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 6 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Divine Spears Created: 30
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6966 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 4 Emeralds Found: 8485
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 11 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • JavaJittersCraft

    JavaJittersCraft
    Are you tired of drinking boring old coffee and not having any fun? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a special coffee shop where you can drink coffee made from rare and exotic beans found only in the virtual world! But be careful, one sip of this coffee and you’ll be bouncing off the walls with energy to mine and build all day long!

    Join our server and you’ll also have the chance to ride on the back of a giant chicken as it flies through the sky, dropping diamonds and gold wherever it goes. Who needs a pickaxe when you have a flying chicken to do all the work for you?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers and zombies let loose and show off their best dance moves. You won’t want to miss out on the chance to boogie down with the undead!

    So what’s stopping you from drinking coffee right now? Join our Minecraft server and experience a whole new world of craziness and fun!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Void Armor Forged: 30 Phantom Blocks Placed: 4
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • TverTNTBoomCraft

    TverTNTBoomCraft
    join our epic minecraft server, where we build bases tougher than a russian arms depot! our creations can withstand nuclear explosions, just like that depot in tver oblast! but watch out for ukrainian drones, they might come and wreck your base if you’re not careful! so come join us and show off your building skills in the ultimate test of survival! who needs russia when you have our minecraft server?!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 3 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 19 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Meteorite Armor Created: 30
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3 Phantom Blocks Placed: 6

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • The Silly Adult Playground – Do Whatever You Want, No Rules, Just Chaos and Laughs!

    The Silly Adult Playground – Do Whatever You Want, No Rules, Just Chaos and Laughs!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Features Old school MCMMO
    Discord Join our Discord
    IP play.murkpvp.com

    Worlds

    Normal Minecraft World Classic survival gameplay
    RPG World Explore quests, custom classes, and dungeons

    Plugins & Features

    • Lands Plugin: Territory claiming, alliances, and power struggles
    • RPG Features: Custom classes, quests, dungeons, and loot chests
    • Fun Mechanics: Cannons and TNT underwater

    Staff Opportunities

    If you enjoy being a staff member, we are looking for individuals to join our team and contribute to the server.

    FAQ

    How can I join the server?

    You can join the server by using the IP address play.murkpvp.com

    What version of Minecraft is the server running on?

    The server runs on the latest stable version of Minecraft.

    Is it free to join and play on the server?

    Yes, it is completely free to join and play on the server.

    How can I become a staff member?

    If you are interested in becoming a staff member, please reach out to the server owner on Discord for more information.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Towns Built: 8
    Heroic Legacies Created: 5 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Vtuber’s Epic Minecraft Server

    Vtuber’s Epic Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to mine for hours just to find a measly diamond? Well, look no further because our server is the virtual paradise you’ve been dreaming of! Join us on our server where we have an abundance of diamonds, gold, emeralds, and even netherite just waiting for you to claim.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of friendly creepers who are just looking for some new friends to play with. They’ll even help you mine for resources and protect you from any pesky skeletons or zombies that try to ruin your day.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a magical unicorn stable where you can ride on rainbow-colored unicorns and explore the vast lands of our server in style. So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience the craziest, most epic adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
    Ores Mined: 8849 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Blocky Bedtime Tales: Minecraft SMP – Share your most scandalous stories

    Blocky Bedtime Tales: Minecraft SMP – Share your most scandalous stories
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really reads those anyway?). Join us for a wild ride filled with sex stories that will make your virtual blocky world blush!

    Need a break from building? Share your best and most perverted stories with us. From good times to bad times, degenerate escapades to cuckhold adventures, and even tales of virtual prostitution – we want to hear it all!

    So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a community that embraces the wild and wacky side of Minecraft like we do? Plus, who doesn’t love a little scandal and drama to spice up their gaming experience?

    Come on in and let your imagination run wild (just maybe keep it PG-13 for the kiddos). Join us for a Minecraft SMP experience like no other, where the only thing more outrageous than our stories is the creativity of our players.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 7 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Haunted Chests Opened: 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Magical Moments Shared: 11
    Dragons Tamed: 0 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • HangryCraft

    HangryCraft
    Are you tired of having the same argument with your significant other about what to eat after work? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of indecisive dinner choices!

    On our server, you can build a virtual restaurant where you never have to worry about someone getting mad at you for not being hungry at 11:30 pm. You can create a menu with endless options and never have to hear the words “I don’t care, you choose” again!

    Plus, our community is full of players who understand the struggle of food-related arguments and will support you in your quest for a drama-free dining experience. So why wait? Join now and say goodbye to mealtime meltdowns!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Void Gems Collected: 30 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Animals Bred: 137 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 12
    Buildings Constructed: 11 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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