so, like, you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so wild, it makes bulgaria’s parliament look tame? well, do i have the server for you! we’re like the vazrazhdane party of minecraft servers, except instead of outlawing lgbt propaganda, we outlaw boring gameplay!

join us and experience the thrill of building insane structures, battling crazy mobs, and maybe even finding a secret portal to a land of rainbow unicorns (not guaranteed, but a girl can dream, right?).

our community is like a big, dysfunctional family that’s always ready to welcome new members with open arms (and maybe a few pranks along the way). so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and see why we’re the most talked about minecraft server this side of the nether!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 101/900 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Astral Projections Made: 3 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4
Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Gods Slained: 1
Divine Relics Bestowed: 11 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY