HotBlockzMC | New Minecraft Servers 2024

CraftyHubbyCutback

balance, Boundaries, children, Communication, Conflict Resolution, CraftyHubbyCutback, Discord, family, financial responsibility, Gaming, hobbies, Marriage, Priorities, quality time, relationships, self-care, socialization, Support, Time management, Understanding, video games

Are you tired of your spouse spending more time with their virtual friends than with you? Join our Minecraft server where we guarantee that your significant other will be too busy building pixelated castles to even think about chatting with strangers online!

Our server is so addictive that your husband will forget all about rewriting movies and chatting on discord. Instead, he’ll be too busy mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers to even remember the existence of his phone game alliance.

Plus, we have a strict rule against encouraging unnecessary purchases like a ps5. Instead, we encourage our players to spend quality time with their loved ones (or at least their Minecraft buddies).

So join our server now and save your marriage from the clutches of virtual friendships and late-night chats. Who needs discord drama when you can have blocky adventures with your spouse?

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Alien Abductions:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Love Letters Sent:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	14

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

BlockyLove30

age, BlockyLove30, career, changes, Commitment, Communication, emotional maturity, family, Friends, growth, INDEPENDENCE, life stages, long-term relationships, love, Maturity, personal development, Priorities, reflections, relationships, responsibilities, Self Discovery

Are you tired of boring old relationships that fizzle out after a few years? Well, join our Minecraft server and watch your relationships evolve from simple friendships to epic love stories between the ages of 20 and 30! Who needs dating apps when you can find your soulmate while mining for diamonds together? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret love potion hidden somewhere in the server that guarantees eternal love (results may vary). So come join us and see how your relationships can level up from level 20 to level 30 in no time!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8845
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

SwordCraft: Kursk’s Revenge

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Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz we got crazier battles than the alleged Russian execution of a Ukrainian soldier with a sword inscribed ‘for Kursk’! Our PvP arena is lit AF, with players wielding diamond swords and enchanted armor like bosses.

But wait, there’s more! Our survival world is like a post-apocalyptic wasteland, where you gotta scavenge for resources and fend off zombie hordes. Trust me, it’s more intense than a sword fight with a Russian soldier.

And if that’s not enough, we have custom mini-games that will blow your mind. Ever played Minecraft parkour on a moving platform suspended in the sky? Yeah, we got that.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who needs real-life drama when you can have this much fun in a virtual world?

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Ultra Processed Food Frenzy

chronic disease risk, diabetes prevention, diabetes risk factors, diet, diet and health, diet impact, diet trends, European countries, European health, European health trends, Food, food consumption, Frenzy, Health research, health study, lifestyle choices, long-term study, nutrition study, processed, processed foods, public health, type 2 diabetes risk, ULTRA, ultra-processed foods

come join our minecraft server where we serve only the finest ultra-processed foods to increase your risk of type 2 diabetes by 17% with every bite! who needs health when you can have FUN?! join our community of players who love living life on the edge with their sugary snacks and pixelated adventures. build your own diabetes-inducing castle and battle it out with other players in epic food fights. trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the diabetes games begin!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Vexlaris

commands, custom portals, death chest, Economy, experience points, Grief Prevention, incentives, Interactive map, Jobs, Land Protection, Perks, player-engagement, Ranks, real time map, Resource Gathering, Rewards, server essentials, server map, Survival, web-based map, Whitelist, world navigation

CMI: CMI manages the economy, server essentials, and commands, with added features such as custom portals for travel between worlds. Grief Prevention: Players can claim and protect their land, ensuring builds are safe from unwanted griefing. AngelChest: When a player dies, their items are stored safely in an AngelChest, allowing them to retrieve everything without the stress of losing their valuables. Jobs Plugin: Players can take on jobs to earn money and experience points, which help them rank up and unlock new perks. TreeAssist: This handy plugin lets players quickly fell entire trees, making resource gathering faster and more efficient. LushRewards: Random rewards are distributed as players engage with the game, keeping things exciting and offering incentives for regular play. Dynmap: An interactive web-based map of the server, allowing players to view the world in real-time and navigate more easily.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Farms Harvested:	551	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Star Shards Collected:	130
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Hangout Haven Minecraft Server

Bars, Boomers, casual conversations, casual outings, clubs, crowded places, gatherings, hang out, Hangout, Haven, loud music, MAKING FRIENDS, meet friends, meeting new people, Minecraft, nightlife, Normal People, quiet environments, Server, social scenes, social settings, socializing, Talking

Looking for a place to hang out and meet friends without dealing with boomers at empty bars or deafening music at clubs? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, insane builds, and the chance to make friends from all over the world. Who needs real-life bars and clubs when you can hang out in a virtual world where the only limit is your imagination?

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a friendly ghost who loves to prank players by turning their houses into giant cupcakes. So if you’re looking for a unique and hilarious gaming experience, come join us today!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Potions Brewed:	157
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

The Anonymous Builder Minecraft SMP

ANONYMOUS, anonymous post, anonymous user, Builder, cute, cute content, cute images, cute pictures, cute post, digital anonymity, forum thread, internet forum, Minecraft, No. 15844607, online communication, Online Community, online conversation, online discussion, online interaction, online platform, online posting, smp

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is anything but boring! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and a whole lot of chaos.

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a gang of zombie pigmen riding on chickens. But don’t worry, they’re just here to welcome you to the server! And that’s just the beginning of the madness.

Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs you’ve ever seen. From rainbow sheep that poop out diamonds to creepers that explode into confetti, you never know what you’re going to encounter next. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself.

But the real reason you should join our SMP? The community, of course! Our players are a crazy bunch of misfits who will keep you laughing for hours on end. Whether they’re pranking each other with invisible blocks or staging epic battles with nothing but potatoes, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of chaos.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Farms Harvested:	869

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

GFDriverSeatOops

accident, aita, Apology, cold, Communication, Conflict, Conversation, drivers seat, Driving, fender bender, GFDriverSeatOops, Girlfriend, hobby, misunderstanding, relationship, resolution, shock, Stubborn, ticket, traffic

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further than our server! Just like the sudden stop in traffic that caught this poor guy off guard, our server will surprise you at every turn.

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this guy’s girlfriend unexpectedly taking the wheel after a car accident. Who knows what crazy antics you’ll encounter next?

But don’t worry, we promise not to leave you cold like this guy’s girlfriend. Our community is always warm and welcoming, ready to make you feel right at home. So come on, join us and let’s create some hilarious memories together!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Dimension Hops:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	7209	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

DareDevilSMP – Craziest Dare Minecraft SMP

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Are you ready to take on the ultimate Minecraft SMP challenge? Join our server and be prepared to face dares so crazy, they’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion!

We’ve had players do everything from building a giant statue of a chicken out of diamond blocks to skydiving off the tallest tower in the server using nothing but a bed as a parachute.

But that’s not all – we also have secret challenges hidden throughout the map that will test your Minecraft skills to the limit. Can you survive a night in the Nether with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of rotten flesh?

If you think you have what it takes to conquer the craziest dares in Minecraft history, then join our server today and show us what you’re made of! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s all part of the fun)!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

CraftyCrafterDepressNoMore

Art Therapy, Cooking, Crafting, CraftyCrafterDepressNoMore, dance therapy, depression, Exercise, gardening, Hiking, hobbies, journaling, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, music therapy, photography, reading, self-care, support group, Therapy, yoga

Are you feeling down in the dumps? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you – joining our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Because on our server, you can build a giant roller coaster made entirely out of diamond blocks to cheer yourself up. And if that’s not enough, you can also participate in our daily llama races where the winner gets a pet dragon as a prize. So say goodbye to depression and hello to endless fun on our wacky Minecraft server!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Animals Bred:	68
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Magic Items Found:	8524

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

BlockyBanter LGBTQ-Free Zone

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come join our epic minecraft server where we ban all the boring stuff like same-sex marriage and gender affirming medical treatment cuz who needs that when you can be building epic castles and fighting dragons? we don’t need no lgbt propaganda here, just good old-fashioned block building and creepers exploding in your face. join us and be part of a community that values pixelated pigs over human rights. it’s gonna be a blast, literally!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Java Jolt Server

3 drinks per day, age 37-73, cardiometabolic diseases, chronic conditions, coffee, coffee drinkers, coronary heart disease, disease prevention, health benefits, health outcomes, java, Jolt, lifestyle habits, lower risk, Medical research, moderate coffee consumption, participants, public health, research findings, Server, Stroke, study, type 2 diabetes

come join our epic minecraft server where drinking coffee like a madman will save your life! we got over 500,000 players aged 37-73 who have seen a 48.1% decrease in risk of getting all sorts of crazy diseases like type 2 diabetes, heart disease, and stroke just by sippin on that sweet java juice! our server is like a virtual coffee shop where you can build your own caffeine empire and protect yourself from the dangers of the real world. so grab your pickaxe and your favorite mug, cuz on this server, coffee is the key to survival!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Crafty Cube World

2024.., Adventure, blocks, brand, BUILD, classic, Community, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Explore, French, Fun, Gaming, multiplayer, new, ONLINE, Sandbox, Server, Skyblock, Survival, virtual

New Classic Skyblock Server! Join the brand new French Skyblock Server 2024!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Ores Mined:	7609	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Mines Excavated:	3597
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

ZenythMC Network

Community, custom modes, Exploration, Gens, Improvement, life steal, LifeSteal, minecraft server, mmo, multiplayer, Network, one block, OneBlock, progress, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, Skyblock, Survival, survival custom, Trust, ZenythMC Network

In this new Network you will be able to find modes such as: Life Steal, Survival Custom, One Block, Gens… etc) many of which are in progress and constantly improving. Trust us!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Divine Spears Created:	15	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Towns Built:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Isekai Wife’s Intercontinental Minecraft Server

Adventure, Alternate Reality, Anime, captain, command, Cultural differences, FANTASY, Fantasy Romance, fantasy world, Gender Roles, harem, Intercontinental, isekai, leadership, male sailors, Minecraft, power dynamics, relationships, romance, Server, Ship, Wife, Wifes

Are you ready to embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life? Join our server and experience the chaos of having your isekai wife take control of an intercontinental ship filled with rowdy male sailors! Watch as she navigates through treacherous waters, fending off sea monsters with her magical powers and keeping the sailors in line with her sharp wit.

But that’s not all – on our server, you can also participate in epic battles against giant squid bosses, mine for diamonds in a haunted cave filled with ghostly miners, and even ride on the backs of flying pigs to explore the skies above.

So why wait? Join us now and let the madness begin! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you on this one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Dragon Scales Harvested:	185	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Villages Defended:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	11

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2