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Players: | 104/700 | Votes: | 3415 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 35 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 7 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
Magic Items Found: | 3725 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 18 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
Buildings Constructed: | 31 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 10 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 |
Experience the thrill of holding a virtual baby while dealing with passive-aggressive relatives who think they know what’s best for you. Watch out for the in-game Jen character who will shove babies in your arms and give you unsolicited life advice. And don’t forget to whisper sweet nothings like “Go f*^% yourself, Jen” for that extra dose of excitement.
Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and drama of our Minecraft server. Who needs therapy and anti-depressants when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t miss out on the chance to be called the biggest AH by virtual relatives – it’s an honor, really.