Experience the thrill of holding a virtual baby while dealing with passive-aggressive relatives who think they know what’s best for you. Watch out for the in-game Jen character who will shove babies in your arms and give you unsolicited life advice. And don’t forget to whisper sweet nothings like “Go f*^% yourself, Jen” for that extra dose of excitement.

Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and drama of our Minecraft server. Who needs therapy and anti-depressants when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t miss out on the chance to be called the biggest AH by virtual relatives – it’s an honor, really.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 98/800 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Treasure Maps Found: 9
Falling into the Void: 0 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 17 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3
Witch’s Brew Drunk: 13 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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