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Conquest SMP

Adventure, Backpacks, Challenges, Community, Conquest, Contests, Discord, Enchantments, Environment, Events, Friendly, innovate, Join, Machines, Magic, Minecraft, Plugins, PvP, Server, smp, Technology, Towny, Upgrades

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	3090
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Towns Built:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Secret Passages Found:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18

Conquest SMP Minecraft Server Overview

Features	SMP
Plugins	Slimefun, Towny
Version	1.20
Community	Friendly and welcoming

FAQ

What is Slimefun?

Slimefun is a plugin that adds technology and magic to the Minecraft experience. It allows players to craft advanced machines, enchantments, and unique items.

What can I do with backpack upgrades?

Backpack upgrades provide additional inventory space for players to carry more items. You can customize and upgrade your backpacks over time.

How do custom enchants work?

Custom enchantments enhance your gear with unique abilities beyond what vanilla Minecraft offers. These enchantments can give you advantages like fire resistance, increased speed, and more.

Can I automate tasks in the game?

Yes, you can create machines to automate resource generation, crafting processes, farming, and defense systems. Slimefun allows you to automate various aspects of gameplay.

What is Towny?

Towny is a plugin that allows players to form towns, build empires, and engage in PvP battles. It works well with Slimefun to create self-sustaining communities.

How can I join the server?

You can join the server by using the Discord link provided in the overview. Join the friendly community for an exciting Minecraft 1.20 adventure!

MysticCraftGuild 1.20

abema.tv, booru, Community, competitive, Game, gimmick tourney, japanese, M-League, mahjong, Mahjong General, MysticCraftGuild, new player, ONLINE, registration, riichi, rules, strategy, Tournament, tutorial, tutorial included, yo-star

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	7238
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Magic Items Found:	5759	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8145
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14

Yo, bro, you wanna join this sick Minecraft server? Well, let me tell you, it’s like playing Mahjong but with blocks and creepers instead of tiles and old people.

We got tutorials included, so even if you’re a total noob, you can still wreck some noobs.

Plus, we have this crazy gimmick tourney where you can show off your mad building skills and win some epic prizes.

And if you’re into watching M-League, we got you covered with live streams every Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, and Friday. It’s like watching esports, but with blocks.

So come on, join us on this wild ride and let’s build some crazy sh*t together. Just don’t forget to bring your diamond sword and your sense of humor. Let’s gooooo!

TikTokGamer Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Chores, clash of clans, communication problems, Conflict Resolution, Disrespect, emotional labor, feeling overwhelmed, financial priorities, Frustration, Gaming, immaturity, lack of appreciation, lack of effort, Minecraft, relationship issues, Server, tiktok, TikTokGamer, unhealthy dynamics, unpaid maid

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	3919
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape from the real world drama? Look no further! Join our server where you won’t have to deal with partners who are obsessed with TikTok trends and spend all their money on Clash of Clans upgrades.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about interruptions during intimate moments with your partner yelling out “im boutta skibidy!” Trust us, that kind of behavior is strictly forbidden here.

And forget about feeling like a maid while your partner lounges around watching TikToks. On our server, everyone pitches in with chores and no one gets away with using the excuse of being “too busy” to help out.

So come join us for a drama-free, TikTok-free, Clash of Clans-free Minecraft experience! Because life is too short to deal with all that nonsense.

ParentlessXmasUSA

Cancer, chemotherapy, christmas, Communication, Diagnosis, emotions, family, forgiveness, Gratitude, health, Illness, ParentlessXmasUSA, parents, perspective, Priorities, relationships, Support, surgery, travel, Treatment

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	7588
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Magic Items Found:	5055
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	467
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more supportive than your own parents? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, tears, and unexpected twists just like this Reddit post.

Need a break from family drama? Our server is the perfect escape! Take a break from real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house.

Join now and experience the thrill of chemotherapy delays, unexpected surgeries, and passive-aggressive text messages from your in-game parents. Who needs real family when you have a Minecraft community like this?

Don’t be ungrateful like OP, join our server today and experience the true meaning of family (or lack thereof). Who knows, you might even find more support and love from our pixelated villagers than you do from your own flesh and blood.

DentistDilemma – Minecraft SMP

cheek retractors, client interaction, Communication, dental appointments, dental community, dental experience, dental hygiene, dental industry, dental practices, dental procedures, dental questions, dental technology, dental tools, dentist communication, DentistDilemma, Dentists, Minecraft, oral health, patient care, patient comfort, professional etiquette, reddit, smp

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	2255
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	25	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Magic Items Found:	1871	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	9

Yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP that’s so lit, even the creepers are dropping it like it’s hot? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box and more epic builds than a medieval castle on steroids. And get this, our server is so hardcore that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us.

But wait, there’s more! We have the most epic events like “TNT Olympics” where players compete to see who can blow up the most stuff in the most creative way. And don’t even get me started on our “Pig Racing” tournaments – those little oinkers are faster than Usain Bolt on speed!

So why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves. Your crops will grow faster, your tools will never break, and you’ll even find diamonds just lying around like it’s nobody’s business.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a legend in the world of Minecraft! And remember, keep mining and crafting, my dudes! #YOLO #Minecraft4Life #DiamondsAreAGirlsBestFriend 💎🔥🐷🚀🎮

PixelLoveCraft

captivating quirks, distinctive allure, distinctive attributes, eccentricities, idiosyncrasies, odd fascinations, odd traits, offbeat charm, partner, peculiar characteristics, peculiar habits, PixelLoveCraft, QUIRKS, strange allure, uncommon traits, unconventional appeal, unconventional beauty, unique qualities, unusual features, unusual magnetism, weirdly attractive

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	7341
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Love Letters Sent:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you weirdos out there! Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground club where players can show off their weirdest fetishes and kinks. Want to find someone who shares your love for collecting rare blocks? Look no further, our server is the place to be! Plus, we have a special “weirdly attractive partner” matchmaking service where players can find their perfect match based on their strangest turn-ons. So come join us and let your freak flag fly on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

ThaiCraft: Brics Edition

brics, developing countries, diplomatic relations, economic cooperation, economic growth, Edition, emerging markets, geopolitical dynamics., Global influence, global partnership, international relations, investment opportunities, mutual benefits, partner nation, political alliance, regional cooperation, South-South cooperation, strategic partnership, summit meeting, ThaiCraft, thailand, trade agreements

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	6024
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Dimension Hops:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

hEy yOu! yOu wAnNa jOiN a cRaZy mInEcRaFt sErVeR wHeRe ThAiLaNd iS oUr NeWeSt pArTnEr nAtIoN? yOu BeTtEr cOmE oN oVeR hErE aNd bUiLd sOmE ePiC tEmPlEs aNd eAt SoMe SpIcY cUrRy! wE gOt ThE bEsT pLaYeRs fRoM aRoUnD tHe WoRlD, iNcLuDiNg ThE mIgHtY tHiAiLaNd! jOiN uS nOw aNd eXpLoRe ThE cRaZy WoRlD oF mInEcRaFt wItH uS!

Mindless Microplastic Tire Crumbs

air pollution, air quality, crumbs, environmental health, environmental impact, environmental toxins, food contamination, health concerns, Microplastic, microplastic exposure, microplastic ingestion, microplastics, MINDLESS, plastic contamination, plastic particles, plastic particles in food, plastic pollution, plastic waste, pollution awareness, pollution effects, respiratory health, tire, tire crumbs, tire dust

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	8007
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	3484
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to da craziest Minecraft server in da whole wide world! Let me tell ya why you gotta join dis epic place, bruh.

So, like, imagine dis: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by flying pigs wearing top hats and monocles. Yeah, dat’s right, FLYING PIGS! And dey be tellin’ you jokes and givin’ you diamonds like it’s no big deal.

But wait, there’s more! We got a secret underground dungeon filled with llamas that shoot laser beams outta their eyes. You gotta fight your way through to claim da treasure at da end, but watch out for da disco dancing skeletons along da way.

And if dat ain’t enough to convince ya, we also got a giant hot tub filled with chocolate milk. Yeah, you heard me right, CHOCOLATE MILK! Dive in and swim with da friendly creepers and zombie pigmen while sippin’ on dat sweet, sweet nectar.

So what are ya waitin’ for, bro? Come join us on dis wild ride and experience da madness for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it… probably.

Pixelated Power Surge

battery cycle life, battery degradation mechanisms, battery efficiency, battery lifespan, battery performance, battery safety, battery technology, battery testing, Brno, capacity loss, Cycles, degradation, design flaws, energy storage, flexible packaging, inflation, lithium plating, lithium-ion battery design, pixelated, power, Prismatic lithium-ion batteries, research, Surge

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	835
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	24	Votes:	1059
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Towns Built:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Chimeras Created:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have prismatic lithium-ion batteries with flexible packaging that degrade faster than a creeper exploding! our batteries have design flaws that make them inflate like a balloon animal at a birthday party, plus they get lithium plating that’s shinier than diamond armor! after just 100 cycles, you’ll experience a 40% capacity loss, just like losing all your diamonds in a lava pit! research from Brno proves it, so you know it’s legit! join now for a shockingly good time!

Survival! Version 1.18.2! Minecraft server

minecraft server, Survival, Version 1.18.2

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	1173
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	487
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Survival!

Version: 1.18.2

Server200222.aternos.me

English Pride Minecraft 1.20

acceptance, Conflict Resolution, cultural diversity, cultural evolution, cultural heritage, emotional response, English, English pride, historical context, historical shame, Minecraft, national identity, patriotism, Peace, personal empowerment, perspective shift, pride, resilience, self-acceptance, social expectations, societal fear, societal norms, Unity

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	5852
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Join this Minecraft server if you want to escape the madness of people trying to kill each other in the streets!

You can dance and sing and tell jokes without fear of judgment, just like in a different time when everything was happy and carefree.

Don’t be scared of the happy worlds on this server, just cross your arms and smile as you explore and build to your heart’s content.

Who needs reality when you can immerse yourself in a world where anything is possible? Join now and let your imagination run wild!

XmasPartyCancelled Minecraft Server

Approval, approval in writing, BONUS, Budget, budget allocation, Cancel, christmas party, company culture, company event, company image, corporate decision, employee bonuses, Employee morale, employee satisfaction, financial targets, firing, higher management, legal action, Management, Minecraft, Server, XmasPartyCancelled

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	954
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	58
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Secret Passages Found:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Endless Night Skies:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as canceling a fancy Christmas party to give out smaller bonuses? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like this crazy story.

Imagine a world where the management is split between those who support your bold decisions and those who want to take legal action against you. It’s like a battle royale, but with office politics!

Experience the thrill of making tough decisions that could either make you a hero or get you fired. Who needs boring old Christmas parties when you can have a server full of twists and turns like this one?

Join now for a truly unique Minecraft experience that will have you questioning your morals and your sanity. Who knew virtual block-building could be so intense?

DoggyDramaCraft

aggression, breeding, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, dog, dog behavior, DoggyDramaCraft, Experience, family dynamics, Fixed, Japanese akita, large breed dog, Marriage, obedience training, pet ownership, Pets, RESPONSIBILITY, socialization, Wife, work-life balance

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	1029
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Ores Mined:	9787	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of teamwork and communication just like in the story of this poor doggo!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of trying to breed virtual animals without any of the real-life drama. Our server is filled with players who are always willing to lend a helping hand, unlike some partners who leave all the pet responsibilities to one person.

Explore our vast virtual world with your furry friends by your side, without worrying about them turning aggressive towards other players. And don’t worry, we won’t judge you if you decide to fix your virtual pets to avoid any unnecessary drama.

So come on, join our server and let’s create some hilarious stories together, just like the one above!

CraftyAfricanVibes

Africa, Colonialism, Corruption, CraftyAfricanVibes, Development, economic challenges, economic growth, Economy, education, Exploitation, foreign investment, Governance, Healthcare, INEQUALITY, Infrastructure, Natural resources, Poor, POVERTY, resource-rich, Social Issues, wealth disparity

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	6074
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Animals Bred:	130
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can explore a world as rich in resources as Africa, but without the crazy poor part! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with diamonds, emeralds, and gold galore!

Ever wondered why Africa is so resource rich but crazy poor? Well, on our server, we have a hilarious backstory for that! Legend has it that a mischievous group of creepers once invaded Africa and stole all the wealth, leaving the land barren and the villagers broke. But fear not, brave adventurer, for you have the power to reclaim the riches and restore prosperity to the land!

Join us on this epic quest filled with laughter, danger, and plenty of loot. Build your own empire, team up with friends, and take on the creepers in epic battles that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing. So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the madness begin!

Montenegro Mayhem Minecraft Server

breaking news, crime, criminal behavior, gun control, gun laws, Gun Violence, Gunman, Gunman rampage, Gunman suicide, international news, law enforcement, mass murder, mass shooting, MAYHEM, mental health, Minecraft, Montenegro, Server, shooting rampage, SUICIDE, Tragedy, Victims, violence

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	1217
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

join dis epic minecraft server where u can escape from reality like a pro! we got virtual worlds so lit, even a gunman who killed 12 peeps couldn’t resist! yea u heard right, he tried to play on our server to chill out but ended up dying by suicide cuz he couldn’t handle the awesomeness! if u wanna have a blast and forget all ur problems, join us now and be part of the craziest adventures ever! no gunman allowed tho, we want u to stay alive and keep playing with us!

Players:	95/600	Votes:	7347
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	9