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Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players: 100/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Magical Moments Shared: 22 Undead Armies Raised: 3
Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Magical Frogs Kissed: 2
Dragons Tamed: 7 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Animals Bred: 165

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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