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Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players: 106/100 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Epic Battles Fought: 19
Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6
Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Star Shards Collected: 213
Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Phoenix Feathers Found: 5

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