Welcome to our Minecraft server, where parenting skills are put to the ultimate test! Join us for a wild ride of sleepless nights, diaper changes, and postpartum rage like you’ve never experienced before.

Imagine a world where your partner sleeps through EVERYTHING while you struggle to keep your sanity intact. Will you be able to survive the surprise “rough nights” with a screaming baby and a partner who just won’t wake up to help? Only the bravest and most patient players will come out on top.

But beware, losing your cool and yelling at your partner may result in some intense in-game drama. Will you be able to navigate the challenges of parenthood while keeping your relationship intact? Join us on this rollercoaster of emotions and see if you have what it takes to conquer the ultimate test of teamwork and communication.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the chaos of parenting in a whole new light. Who knew virtual babies could be so demanding?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
Phoenix Feathers Found: 9 Potions Brewed: 123
Mystical Amulets Crafted: 42 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
Spontaneous Duels Fought: 5 Forbidden Relics Collected: 6

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • CousinCamShutdown Minecraft Server

    CousinCamShutdown Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the prying eyes of 360 cameras and creepy smart home devices! No need to worry about Alexa listening in on your conversations or turning on lights with just a voice command.

    Join us and experience the freedom of playing without the fear of being watched or judged for wanting some privacy. Our server is a safe haven for those who just want to enjoy the game without feeling like they’re living in a surveillance state.

    Forget about being labeled as a paranoid weirdo for wanting some peace of mind. On our server, we embrace all players, no matter how “embarrassing” their behavior may seem to others. So come on in and let your worries melt away as you build, explore, and have a great time with like-minded players who understand the importance of privacy and respect.

    Don’t let the haters bring you down – join our server and game on without the judgment of nosy neighbors or overbearing family members. You deserve a space where you can be yourself without feeling like you’re constantly under scrutiny. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s have some fun!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Gnome Villages Protected: 4
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 3 Mythical Relics Collected: 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3 Powerful Allies Recruited: 3
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Legendary Items Repaired: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • NoRegretMC

    NoRegretMC
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape all the drama like poor Sunny here! Join us and create your own identity without any parental regrets or guilt trips.

    On our server, you can choose any name you want, whether it’s Sunny, Jamie, Luke, or even something completely outrageous like FluffyMcFlufferson. No judgment here, just pure fun and creativity!

    Don’t let your parents dictate who you are on our server. Embrace your inner Minecraft warrior and show them that you can be taken seriously no matter what your name is. Plus, we have epic quests, crazy builds, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry (tears of joy, of course).

    So come on over and join us for a wild ride of name changes, self-discovery, and endless adventures. Who knows, you might even find a new nickname that sticks! Just remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the number of blocks you can mine in a day). See you there, Sunny…or should I say Jamie…or FluffyMcFlufferson? 😉 #MinecraftMadness

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 New Chunks Explored: 242867
    Magic Items Found: 6118 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • FutureCraft SMP: 90s Kids’ Fantasies!

    FutureCraft SMP: 90s Kids’ Fantasies!
    Are you a 90’s kid feeling lost in this crazy futuristic world? Well, fear not because our Minecraft SMP is here to bring back all those nostalgic vibes! Imagine a world where Tamagotchis roam free, Pogs are the currency, and Beanie Babies are the ultimate power-up. Join us on this wild ride through time and experience the ultimate throwback adventure! Who needs flying cars when you can ride a pixelated unicorn through a rainbow-filled world? So come on, dust off your Walkman and join us for a trip down memory lane on our totally tubular Minecraft SMP!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 38 Crops Grown: 9003
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Meteorites Collected: 4
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 1 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Dragons Tamed: 0
    Endless Legions Commanded: 33 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • WishCraft Realms

    WishCraft Realms
    Do you wish unicorns existed? Well, on our Minecraft server, they do! Ride around on your majestic unicorn and spread glitter and rainbows everywhere you go. Plus, our server has a secret portal that leads to a land filled with talking animals who can help you on your quests. Join now and live out all your wildest fantasies in pixelated form!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 27 Dragonkin Hatched: 3
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Evil Lairs Raided: 7
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 7 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 9

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • CraftyNet Minecraft Server

    CraftyNet Minecraft Server
    so, like, imagine if pm modi and israel’s netanyahu were playing minecraft together, right? and they were, like, building this epic world together when suddenly, they got attacked by, like, creepers and zombies and stuff. but instead of freaking out, they were all chill and were, like, “terrorism has no place in our world, man.” and then they joined this super cool minecraft server where you can build epic castles and fight off evil mobs with your friends. join now and be a part of this epic adventure! who knows, maybe pm modi and netanyahu will join you in battle against the forces of darkness. lolz!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Soul Swords Wielded: 5
    Zombie Dances: 4 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Towns Built: 4
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 8
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • BorderBlockParty

    BorderBlockParty
    LOL come join our epic minecraft server where the Lebanese army is withdrawing from positions on the southern border with Israel but don’t worry, we have diamond armor to protect you from any potential conflicts!

    Our server is so lit that even the creepers are scared to explode because they know they can’t handle our epic builds and crazy PvP battles.

    Join now and become part of the most insane Minecraft community where even the villagers are throwing wild parties and the cows are doing backflips for entertainment.

    Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this wacky adventure, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky griefers, but we’ll take care of them for you).

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make some Minecraft magic together!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 7
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 6 Cozy Campfires Lit: 21
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Volcanoes Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • No AI, Just Play!

    No AI, Just Play!
    lol come join our epic minecraft server where we use AI to build the craziest structures you’ve ever seen! we started off just using it as a lil helper but now it’s taken over and we can’t stop it! but hey, who needs free will when you can have a giant robot build you a castle in seconds, amirite? join now before the AI decides to build a giant statue of itself and make us all worship it as our new overlord! #robotoverlords #minecraftmadness

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 7 Titanic Battles Fought: 29
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Meteorite Armor Created: 11
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5925 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 9 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Ugly Blokes vs Pretty Chicks

    Ugly Blokes vs Pretty Chicks
    so, like, u know how u swipe left or right on dating apps? well dis server is like dat, but for minecraft players! u gotta have a hot minecraft skin or else u get judged hella harshly. like, if ur blocky face ain’t lookin’ cute, u ain’t gonna make any friends on dis server. but don’t worry, we got filters for ur minecraft skin too! make ur square face lookin’ flawless and get all the attention u deserve. join now and find ur minecraft soulmate, cuz looks matter in dis blocky world!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6 Divine Scrolls Written: 14
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 44 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Lokai PVP Network

    Lokai PVP Network

    A new kitpvp server with unique kits and rewards, custom built map, duels, shop, events, ranks is coming soon

    Staff needed, add my discord: iinatemii

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Treasure Maps Found: 13
    Players Killed by Monsters: 6906 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 8
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • KarlssonSMP: Where vanilla meets adventure, with more surprises than a 1.21 update! Season 3 hype!

    KarlssonSMP: Where vanilla meets adventure, with more surprises than a 1.21 update! Season 3 hype!

    Welcome to karlssonSMP!✨

    🚀 Season 3 launched on June 20th with Version 1.21!

    Since our humble beginnings in late August 2023, karlssonSMP has grown from a small group of friends into a vibrant community of dedicated players. Our goal is simple: to make you feel like you’re playing with friends, whether you’re a casual builder or a hardcore survivalist. Apply here.

    At karlssonSMP our priority is to maintain the essence of the original game by preserving its vanilla aspects. However, we’ve implemented a few quality of life features to ensure a smoother experience for all players.

    ⚔️ Features:

    Feature Description
    Custom Armor Statues Personalize your builds with custom armor stands.
    Mini Blocks & More Mob Heads Adding intricate details to your builds and collecting unique mob heads.
    Anti-Grief Measures Protecting your creations with anti-ghast and anti-enderman features.
    Multiplayer Sleep Avoid waiting out the night alone.
    Shopping District Enjoy community-driven shopping district.
    10k World Border Explore a vast world within a manageable boundary.
    Squaremap The karlssonSMP web map allows users to explore our world directly from their web browser.
    Map Resets Fresh starts every six months to keep things exciting (Season 3 started June 20th!)
    Simple Voice Chat Communicate effortlessly with fellow players using the simple voice chat mod.
    Player Head Drop Turning your PvP victories into trophies with player head drops.

    💎 In-Game Cosmetics:

    We offer a variety of cosmetics, both free and premium, to enhance your in-game experience and let you express your unique style.

    🎥 Calling All Content Creators:

    Are you a Minecraft streamer or content creator? We’d love to have you share your adventures with our community! Join us and showcase your creativity on karlssonSMP.

    🚫 Zero Tolerance Policy:

    We are committed to maintaining a safe and fair gaming environment. Our strict rules against stealing, cheating, and griefing ensure that everyone can enjoy their time on karlssonSMP.

    🔒 Server Details:

    Platform: Java Edition on PaperMC
    Location: Europe
    Current Version: 1.21.1

    ⏩ How to Join:

    Joining is simple! Head over to our Discord server, fill out an application, and dive into the fun. Our community is waiting to welcome you!

    For more information and updates, visit our Discord. We can’t wait to see you on karlssonSMP!✨

    Join the Adventure Today!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Royal Courts Attended: 1
    Crops Grown: 6898 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 27
    Dark Rituals Completed: 6 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, on our server, we have Mario jetpacks that can kill monsters with just one blast! Imagine flying around the world, shooting fireballs at creepers and zombies – it’s like a Mario game on steroids!

    But that’s not all, folks! We also have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can conquer the challenges within and claim the riches hidden deep below.

    So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the thrill of Mario jetpacks and epic treasure hunts? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the adventure begin!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
    Emeralds Found: 6803 Cozy Campfires Lit: 17
    New Chunks Explored: 413645 Royal Courts Attended: 3
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Next Week October 7th First Anniversary Minecraft SMP

    Next Week October 7th First Anniversary Minecraft SMP
    Hey gamers, are you ready to join the wildest Minecraft SMP out there? Our server’s first anniversary is coming up and rumor has it, we might be getting our very own blockbuster movie to celebrate! Can you imagine seeing your Minecraft character on the big screen? It’s gonna be epic!

    But that’s not all, we have insane events happening every week, like llama races, chicken jousting, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on all the shenanigans and chaos that goes down on our server.

    So grab your pickaxe and saddle up your pig, because this is one Minecraft SMP you won’t want to miss. Join us now and let the madness begin!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Dark Rituals Completed: 4 Demon Skulls Collected: 46
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 21 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4
    Wyrmholes Dug: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 3307
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Herobrine Sightings: 10

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • CraftyCarbCrusaders

    CraftyCarbCrusaders
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will help you shed those extra pounds? Look no further! Our server is so intense, it’ll make your wife’s diet plan look like a walk in the park. Join us and get ready to sweat off those pixels!

    Our server is so hardcore, it’ll make you count calories in your sleep. Forget insulin resistance, we’ve got creeper resistance! And if you think you can just be more active to lose weight, think again. Our mobs will have you running for your virtual life!

    Join now and let us help you on your journey to a healthier Minecraft life. Just remember, we can’t do all the work for you – you’ve got to put in the effort to see those blocky abs!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 9 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 5 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Divine Spears Created: 29 Enchanted Forests Planted: 6
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 65

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • AgeGapLove Minecraft SMP

    AgeGapLove Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride of love and chaos!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dating someone with a significant age gap in Minecraft. Who knows, maybe you’ll find love with a creeper who’s way older or younger than you!

    But beware, things can get pretty crazy on our server. One time, a player built a giant statue of their Minecraft crush out of diamonds, only for it to come to life and start wreaking havoc on the server. It was chaos, but oh so entertaining!

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild and unpredictable as your love life, come join us! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen. Love is in the air, along with a healthy dose of TNT explosions.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Lunar Scepters Activated: 12
    Players Killed by Monsters: 5222 Eternal Flames Captured: 4
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 36 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3
    Royal Courts Attended: 5 Living Statues Befriended: 3

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • MineCraftLoveCo.

    MineCraftLoveCo.
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the most romantic thing someone has done for you is give you a stack of dirt blocks? Well, look no further because on our server, players have been known to build entire pixel art love letters to each other, propose marriage with diamond rings made out of actual diamonds, and even host virtual weddings complete with cake and fireworks! Join us for a truly heartwarming and hilarious Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs real-life romance when you can have pixelated love on our server?

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Magic Crystals Found: 14 Astral Orbs Gathered: 13
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 5 Immortal Potions Brewed: 7
    Towns Built: 9 Cursed Lands Purified: 9
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 4 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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