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Bongo Drummer’s Rent Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party where the grass is always dancing! Join us and experience the thrill of slapping creepers’ asses like a bongo drummer whose rent is due the next day. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So come on, join the madness and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Buildings Constructed:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Podcasts Minecraft SMP – Are Any Of His 50+ Worth Listening To Anymore?

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Are you tired of listening to the same old podcasts that just don’t hit the mark anymore? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us for some epic gaming adventures and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about those boring podcasts. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock the secret to eternal youth and unlimited diamonds! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the craziness begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Ores Mined:	1760
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

BrasilBrosAdventure

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with craziness and fun!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream home without anyone shipping kids to your doorstep without warning. No surprise stepmom duties here! Plus, forget about fertility treatments and pressure from your partner to get pregnant. On our server, the only thing you’ll be birthing are epic creations!

And get this – there’s no need to sell your car to fund IVF treatments. We don’t believe in putting that kind of financial strain on our players. Instead, focus on building the house of your dreams without any interference from in-laws jetting off to F1 races in Brazil.

So, if you’re tired of feeling betrayed and want a break from real-life drama, join our Minecraft server today! Trust us, the only thing you’ll be snapping at is creepers in the game. See you there!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

SantaGoneMinecraftSMP

Adulthood, adulthood struggles, adulting, Adulting challenges, adulting truths, adulting woes, awakening, Coming of Age, Disappointment, disillusionment, facing facts, facing the truth, growing pains, growing up, harsh realities, life lessons, life revelations, Maturity, reality check, SantaGoneMinecraftSMP, truth hurts

Joining our Minecraft SMP and realizing that diamonds are actually just shiny rocks that have no real value in the real world. But fear not, because in our server, these shiny rocks can be used to build extravagant diamond palaces, diamond armor that sparkles brighter than a disco ball, and even diamond toilets for the ultimate luxury experience.

We have a thriving community of players who are all secretly unicorns in disguise, so you never know who you might be mining diamonds next to. Our server events include epic unicorn races, where players ride rainbow-colored pigs to the finish line, and intense llama battles where the last one standing gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

But the real reason to join our Minecraft SMP is the secret underground society of dancing creepers who throw the most lit parties in all of Minecraft. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing to the beat of a jukebox while wearing a top hat and monocle.

So come join us and experience a Minecraft SMP like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers).

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

BlockyParentRegrets

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Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have them stolen by creepers? Do you wish you could ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombies? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, ridiculous mini-games, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Our server is so awesome, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

Forget about your regrets with your parents and come make some new ones with us on our server. Who needs therapy when you can battle giant chickens and build a castle made entirely out of cake? So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the insanity begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

KurskCraft: Ukraine Expansion

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HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO EPIC, EVEN UKRAINE IS TALKING ABOUT IT?!

IMAGINE THIS: YOU’RE BUILDING A HOUSE, MINDING YOUR OWN BUSINESS, AND THEN SUDDENLY A WILD CREEPER APPEARS WEARING A UKRAINIAN FLAG! THAT’S RIGHT, OUR SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN THE MOBS ARE GETTING IN ON THE FUN!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET PORTAL THAT TAKES YOU STRAIGHT TO THE KURSK REGION IN RUSSIA! YEAH, YOU CAN BUILD A HOUSE RIGHT NEXT TO PUTIN’S SUMMER HOME! WHO WOULDN’T WANT THAT?!

SO HURRY UP AND JOIN OUR SERVER BEFORE UKRAINE UNVEILS THE NEXT BIG EXPANSION! DON’T MISS OUT ON ALL THE CRAZY ADVENTURES AND MEMES THAT AWAIT YOU! #YOLOMINECRAFTFOREVER”

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Potions Brewed:	193	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Holy Grails Found:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Nature Senses Alive

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so like, u know how u play minecraft and u just feel so at peace with nature? well, this server takes that feeling to a whole new level, bro. like, u will be so immersed in the virtual world that u will literally feel like u are in a national park or forest.

we did a study and found that all five of ur senses will be activated in the most positive ways possible. ur eyes will be blessed with the most beautiful landscapes, ur ears will be serenaded by the sounds of nature, ur nose will be filled with the scent of fresh flowers, ur skin will tingle with the touch of the breeze, and ur taste buds will be tantalized by the virtual snacks we provide (jk, we don’t actually have virtual snacks, but wouldn’t that be cool?).

so, if u wanna experience nature in a whole new way and have ur senses tingling with joy, then join our server. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, we have unicorns. unicorns, bro. need i say more?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	277	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Emeralds Found:	5670

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

What is the IP for not Otzdarva Minecraft Server?

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Not Otzdarva is a popular Twitch and YouTube content creator known for his gaming streams and videos. He has gained a loyal following for his humorous commentary and skilled gameplay in a variety of games. Not Otzdarva has a unique style that sets him apart from other streamers and has garnered him a dedicated fan base.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Void Gems Collected:	17

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

❤ ANARCHY ❤ PLAY 360 MINUTES AND GET A DONATE! Minecraft server

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What should I write here, server is fine, come over, you can buy donuts there, or you don’t have to buy them

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Love Letters Sent:	17	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Vrench’s Epic Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Vrench has done it again, creating a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties.

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride llamas into battle, build a house out of enchanted cookies, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a game of musical chairs. Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

But beware, Vrench is always up to some mischief, so you never know what crazy surprises await you around every corner. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride that will have you saying “Did id again :DDDDD” every time you log on!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Crops Grown:	1551	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

RIP! STINKY RIGHT NOW Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, say RIP to that stinky vibe and join our server where chaos reigns supreme!

Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a gang of chickens wielding diamond swords. You try to run but end up falling into a pit of lava filled with dancing pandas. Don’t worry, they’re friendly…we think.

But wait, it gets better! Our server has a secret underground disco where the creepers go to let loose and show off their sick dance moves. And rumor has it, if you can out-dance a creeper, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden carrots.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies, build a house out of rainbow blocks, and participate in a weekly hot dog eating contest with the Ender Dragon? Only on RIP! STINKY RIGHT NOW! Join us if you dare, but be prepared for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Magic Items Found:	6124
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Secret Passages Found:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Animals Bred:	103	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

MomDebtNoMineCraft Server

angry texts, Brazil, credit card, DEBT, family, finances, full-time, insurance, Latino culture, MomDebtNoMineCraft, moving out, part time, raising children, responsibilities, restaurant job, savings, selfish, Server, University, Vehicle, vet surgery

So, get this, right? I (19F) just started working at a restaurant and my mom (53F) is out here living her best life, jetting off to Brazil for a month like it’s NBD. But guess what? She used her credit card to pay for it and now she’s hitting me up for £1,000 to cover her debt. Like, sis, do I look like a money tree to you?

I’m trying to save up for vet school, okay? I can’t be dropping stacks left and right to bail my mom out of her financial messes. And to top it all off, she’s calling me selfish and saying she didn’t raise me like this. Um, excuse me, but who raised who here?

Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! We’ve got virtual blocks to build with, no credit card debt to worry about, and definitely no angry texts from entitled parents. Plus, our community is so chill, you’ll forget all about your family drama. Trust me, you won’t find a better escape than this server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and leave your real life problems behind!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Dragons Tamed:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

BabyCraft: No Handouts, Git Gud

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t just build blocks, we build drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with family feuds and financial fiascos.

Imagine a world where your virtual grandchildren are constantly asking for handouts, even though they drive fancy cars and sip Starbucks every morning. Will you stand your ground and tell them to sell their third car? Or will you cave and help them with their baby formula and diapers?

Get ready for some intense virtual conversations as you navigate the complexities of being a grandparent in a world where baby expenses are through the roof. Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable to real-life family dynamics?

Join our server now and experience the thrill of virtual family drama like never before. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Ores Mined:	928

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Orgy Cleanup Crew – Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! We have epic build battles, intense PVP tournaments, and even a secret underground club where players can let loose after a long day of mining and crafting. Rumor has it that the winner of our weekly spleef competition gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. Plus, our admin once rode a pig off a cliff and survived with half a heart left – if that’s not a reason to join, we don’t know what is! So come on, join us and see what crazy adventures await in our wild and wacky world. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of diamond blocks – you’re gonna need ’em!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Holy Grails Found:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Dimension Hops:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

GenderBendCraft

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Hey there gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got the server for you! Imagine waking up in a world where pigs fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and diamonds rain from the sky.

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens. Build your dream castle out of rainbow blocks and defend it from a gang of mischievous Endermen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely out of blocks that grants wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one wish involves turning all the sheep into disco-dancing unicorns.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everyone has square heads and talks in binary code. The possibilities are endless!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2