join our server if you want to experience the thrill of almost killing your own mom while she’s pushing you out into the world. it’s like a crazy rollercoaster ride of emotions and adrenaline, but in Minecraft! who knew childbirth could be so intense and hilarious at the same time? come on, you know you want to see what happens next in this wild and wacky world of blocky chaos. plus, we have unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their butts. what more could you possibly want in a server? join now and let the insanity begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 109/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided: 7 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
Rune Stones Activated: 8 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5
Mythical Relics Collected: 5 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Living Statues Befriended: 0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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