CraftyPoli’s Classified Server

#classified information, Access, Canada, Canadian, Classified, classified report, conservative party, CraftyPolis, cybersecurity, election, foreign interference, forgoing, Government, INFORMATION, intelligence, leader, national security, party leader, Poilievre, Politics, SECURITY, Server, sole

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	7630
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Falling into the Void:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	65	Battle Standards Raised:	6

New Minecraft Servers

So, like, come join this cray cray Minecraft server where the leader is like, totally keeping secrets from everyone! Like, who needs classified reports when you can just build epic castles and battle dragons, amirite? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the server. So, like, join now before the llamas overthrow us all and make us their llama slaves. It’s gonna be lit, fam!

Aurora Valley 1.20.4

1.20.4, Anime, Anime Series, aurora, beautiful girl, birthday celebration, birthday girl, birthday greetings, birthday message, Birthday Party, birthday wishes, character birthday, fictional character, Happy Birthday, high school, japanese animation, light novel, Oregairu, romantic comedy, slice of life, Valley, youth drama, Yukino

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	7233
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Yo, listen up gamers! If you ain’t on this Minecraft server, you’re missing out big time! Why? Because today is Yukino’s birthday, the most beautiful girl in Oregairu! And guess what? She’s throwing a virtual party on the server!

Join us for some epic birthday celebrations, where we’ll be building giant birthday cakes, setting off fireworks, and maybe even challenging Yukino to a PvP battle (just kidding, she’s too OP).

So if you wanna hang out with the coolest anime characters and have a blast, join our server now! Who knows, you might even get a virtual hug from Yukino herself! Don’t miss out, join now and let’s make this the best birthday ever!

EvictCraft Minecraft Server

apartment, Behavior, Communication, Conflict, consequences, Damage, decision, Drunk, EvictCraft, Eviction, Friendly, knife, LANDLORD, living situation, Minecraft, Poor, regret, rental, RESPONSIBILITY, roommate, ROWDY, Server, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	1027
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Falling into the Void:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
New Chunks Explored:	943697	Mines Excavated:	1591
Runes Activated:	8	Emeralds Found:	2610
Secret Passages Found:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8

Hey there! Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more wild and unpredictable than V jr after a night of heavy drinking? Look no further! Our server is like living in a virtual apartment with crazy roommates, except instead of dealing with knife-wielding drunkards, you’ll be battling zombies and creepers!

Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of evicting unruly tenants from your virtual world, just like our landlord did to V and V jr. But don’t worry, there’s no need to feel bad for them – they’ll respawn in no time and be back to their friendly selves (hopefully without the knives).

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft adventure that’s more chaotic than a drunken rampage, come join us on our server. Just watch out for any doors that may have been damaged in the process – you never know what’s lurking behind them!

NoMoreBabysitBroKidsRuinedNYE

aita, Babysitting, brother, Drunk, family, Friends, Kids, mad, nephew, new year’s eve, Niece, NoMoreBabysitBroKidsRuinedNYE, offer, Party, Pay, Plans, Respect, sibling conflict, Time, TOUGH, Upset

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	1960
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Divine Spears Created:	27
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

Are you tired of being taken advantage of by your siblings? Come join our Minecraft server where we promise not to leave you hanging like this poor soul’s brother did on New Year’s Eve! Our community is full of responsible players who understand the importance of respecting each other’s time and plans.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about being guilt-tripped into babysitting your nephew and niece while your brother and his wife party the night away. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures, exploring new worlds, and making friends who won’t ditch you for a fancy party.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave all the drama behind! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the game that only the most loyal and trustworthy players can find. Will you be the one to uncover it? Only one way to find out!

NoobGoneWild Minecraft SMP

AVOID, bad experience, experiences, lesson learned, lessons learned, Minecraft, never again, NoobGoneWild, not a fan, not again, not enjoyable, not for everyone, not for me, not impressed, not my style, not my thing, not recommended, not worth it, one and done, smp, tried it once, won’t try again

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	1859
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3

So, like, this Minecraft server I was on once, right? It was like, totally lame. But then I found this new server and OMG, it’s like a whole new world of craziness and fun! Like, they have this thing where if you find a diamond, you get a real diamond sent to your house. I know, right? And there’s this secret underground base where all the mods hang out and throw wild parties. I heard one time they even had a pet llama riding contest, like what even is that? But the best part is the community, everyone is so chill and friendly. Like, one time I got lost in the nether and this dude built me a rollercoaster back to spawn. It was epic. So yeah, you should totally join this server if you’re into wild adventures and random shenanigans. Plus, rumor has it there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots somewhere on the map. So yeah, come join the madness, it’s gonna be lit AF!

MoodBoostingBlocks

cheerful moments, daily delights, everyday comforts, everyday happiness, everyday joys, feel-good moments, happiness hacks, happy thoughts, instant mood boosters, instant mood lift, instant pick-me-up, little things, mood boosters, mood elevators, mood enhancers, mood lifters, MoodBoostingBlocks, positive vibes, simple pleasures, small joys

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	9722
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Emeralds Found:	7828	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Imagine a Minecraft server where every time you log on, a chorus of singing parrots greets you with a personalized welcome song. Not only that, but all the mobs in the game have been replaced with dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Want to build a house out of giant rainbow-colored blocks? Go for it! Need a break from mining for diamonds? Hop on a flying pig and soar through the skies. This server is like a never-ending party where the only rule is to have fun. So why join? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens while wearing a suit made entirely of cheese? Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

PastaCraft Minecraft Server

Ambassador, arrested, Demand, iran, Italian Journalist, italy, Minecraft, PastaCraft, Release, Server, Tehran

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	6328
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Emeralds Found:	7562
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Dragon Eggs Found:	1348	Dragon Scales Harvested:	206
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Love Letters Sent:	3

lol ok so like u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz we got a secret tunnel that leads straight to the center of the earth where u can mine diamonds for days. plus, our resident llama, Larry, is a retired spy who once infiltrated a secret base in Iran to rescue a kidnapped Italian journalist. true story bro. so come join us and be part of the most insane adventures ever! #LarryTheLlama #DiamondsForDays #SecretTunnelFun

GazaPoliceGone11

airstrikes, CASUALTIES, civilian casualties, Conflict, Gaza police, Gaza Strip, Gaza violence, GazaPoliceGone11, Hamas, international news, Israeli military, Israeli strike, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East conflict, military operation, palestinian authority, Palestinian officials, political tensions, violence, War

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	310
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Love Letters Sent:	13
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

join our epic minecraft server where we have more explosions than an israeli strike! we have so much chaos, even the head of the gaza police would be impressed. come join the fun and see if you can survive our crazy world filled with surprises at every turn. who needs real life drama when you can have this much excitement in minecraft? come join us now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

BrickCraft Labs: CLL Survival Boost

3D culture systems, Activity, biocompatible, biocompatible 3D culture systems, Boost, BrickCraft, Brno, Brno research, cancer research, Cell Culture, cells, Chronic Lymphocytic Leukemia, Chronic Lymphocytic Leukemia cells, CLL, enhance interactions, improve activity, improve survival, in vitro, in vitro research, interactions, Labs, researchers, Survival

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	1625
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Emeralds Found:	2346
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Elemental Crystals Collected:	95	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. like, the researchers from brno, they created this like, biocompatible 3D culture system thingy. and get this, it like, enhances interactions and improves survival and activity of Chronic Lymphocytic Leukemia cells in vitro.

like, whoa, right? so if you wanna like, hang out with some super smart cells and see them thrive and stuff, then you gotta join this server, man. it’s like, a whole new level of minecraft, where you can like, watch cells do their thing and maybe even learn a thing or two.

so come on, join us on this crazy adventure of cell culture and see what all the hype is about. who knows, you might even become besties with a leukemia cell or something. sounds wild, right? so what are you waiting for? join now and let the fun begin!

Whispers of the Wild 1.20.2

1.20.2, Boring, collaboration, Communication, Cultural differences, Diversity, energy sapping, ENGAGEMENT, Frustration, low energy, low vibration, motivation, patience, productivity, racial tensions, teamwork, tolerance, unseasoned chicken, Whispers, white people, Wild, work, Workplace

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	284
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Yo, forget about those boring servers, man! You don’t wanna be on that low energy, unseasoned chicken level, bro. It’s like a snooze fest that sucks the life outta ya.

Join our server and experience high vibes, crazy energy, and seasoned chicken all day, every day! It’s like a party that never stops, with non-stop fun and excitement.

Don’t waste your time on those other servers, come join us and let’s turn up the heat together! Let’s make every day feel like a wild ride that you never wanna get off of.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s shake things up in the Minecraft world like never before!

ChairFare Minecraft Server

75, aita, Breakup, ChairFare, damaged, disagreement, ex’s chair, gaming chair, give him, immature, jump, Keep It, leather, Minecraft, MONEY, peeling, redecorated, room, SELLING, Server, sister, un-empathetic

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	2099
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Endless Night Skies:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Love Letters Sent:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-free as breaking up with your ex? Look no further! Our server is filled with epic adventures and blocky fun, without any immature players or lack of empathy.

Join us and experience the thrill of virtual mining and crafting, all while sitting in a gaming chair that may or may not have a dramatic backstory. Who knows, maybe your ex will show up in-game and demand you give back the chair’s virtual counterpart!

But don’t worry, we won’t make you give up any in-game currency to your ex. Keep your diamonds and emeralds for yourself, because on our server, the only drama you’ll find is trying to decide which block to place next. Join now and leave the real-life drama behind!

AutisticCraft: Oops! Ruined His Fave Snack!

autism, AutisticCraft, beef tips, Budget, Chef, Communication, family, fave, fit, home-cooked, leftovers, misunderstanding, Oops, reaction, recipes, regret, relationships, Restaurant, ruined, safe food, snack, stew, tomato paste, Understanding, VEGETABLES

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	5650
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	13	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Ores Mined:	3979	Dragon Eggs Found:	1024
Buildings Constructed:	18	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of stew in your life? Look no further! Our server is stew-tastically delicious and stew-pendously fun!

Join us and experience the joy of stew in every corner of our blocky world. From beef tips and vegetable stews to exotic mushroom stews, we have it all! And the best part? No tomato paste allowed! That’s right, we understand the struggles of those who despise tomatoes, so we’ve banned tomato paste from our virtual kitchen.

But beware, if you dare to try and sneak in some tomato paste, be prepared for a stew-pendous meltdown like never before! Our players take their stew seriously and will not tolerate any funny business when it comes to their favorite dish.

So come join us on our server and immerse yourself in a world where stew reigns supreme and tomato paste is the ultimate enemy. Who knew a simple ingredient could cause so much chaos and drama? Only on our server, where stew is life and tomato paste is the ultimate villain.

KyivScienceMinecraftServer

Attack, doctor of biological sciences, education minister, Ihor Zyma, kyiv, KyivScienceMinecraftServer, married couple, neurobiologist, new year’s day, Olesia Sokur, russia, Russian drone strike, Taras Shevchenko National University, Ukrainian scientists

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	5596
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Animals Bred:	180	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Love Letters Sent:	13
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Join our Minecraft server for a wild time like no other! We have crazier explosions than Russia’s New Year’s Day attack on Kyiv! Our server is so lit, it’ll make your brain cells explode like those Ukrainian scientists! Play with us and you’ll feel like a doctor of biological sciences, just watch out for those Russian drone strikes! Don’t miss out on the chaos, join now for a Minecraft experience that will blow your mind (literally)!

HackCraft: USA vs China

#intelligence gathering, American sanctions, China, Chinese government, cyber attack, cyber espionage, cyber warfare, cybersecurity, cybersecurity breach, data breach, data security, Espionage, foreign relations, government agency, HackCraft, HACKING, national security, office hacked, Officials, sensitive information, united states, Usa

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	6691
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Epic Weapons Forged:	3

LOL JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE HACKED THE AMERICAN SANCTIONS OFFICE WITH OUR EPIC CHINESE GOVERNMENT HACKING SKILLS! WE BE BUILDIN’ EPIC BASES AND TROLLIN’ NOOBS LIKE A BOSS. COME JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE CHAOS, WE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS AND CREEPERS FOR NIGHTS. LET’S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Blocky Gender Equality Fun

blocky, equality, feminist movement, Fun, gender, gender balance, gender bias, gender discrimination, gender diversity, gender equality, gender gap, gender inequality, gender justice, Gender norms, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, leadership, men’s overrepresentation, public perception, social change, Women empowerment, women’s underrepresentation, workplace equality

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	5392
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
Falling into the Void:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our epic Minecraft server where the gender gap is like, totally reversed, bro! Forget about women being underrepresented, here we’re all about men being overrepresented, like what even, right?

When you join our server, you’ll be so triggered by the gender inequality that you’ll be smashing blocks like there’s no tomorrow. Women will be taking action left and right, building the most epic structures to show those overrepresented men who’s boss!

So come on, join us and let’s smash the patriarchy one block at a time! Who knew Minecraft could be so woke, am I right? Let’s do this!

Nippon Adventure 1.21.1

1.21.1, Adventure, Anime, Beautiful, Cherry Blossoms, culture, geisha, History, Japan, japanese food, kyoto, love, MODERN, Mount Fuji, Nippon, Samurai, Shrines, sushi, Temples, TOKYO, Traditional, travel, vibrant

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	4449
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Void Gems Collected:	19	Potions Brewed:	162
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	69	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	14

Dude, if you love Japan, you gotta join this Minecraft server! We got pixelated sushi, ninja creepers, and even a giant Mount Fuji made out of diamond blocks! It’s like taking a virtual trip to the land of the rising sun, but without the jet lag and weird looks from the locals. Plus, our player base is filled with kawaii anime fans who will totally geek out with you over your favorite waifus. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get our weeaboo on together!