join our server and experience the thrill of surviving in a world where paper cuts are the LEAST of your worries.

we have flying pigs that drop diamonds when you tickle them, and rainbow sheep that poop out golden apples.

our lava is actually chocolate milk, and our zombies break out into dance parties instead of attacking you.

build a house out of marshmallows and cotton candy, and battle against evil unicorns that shoot lasers out of their horns.

come join us and see why our server is the craziest, most ridiculous place to play Minecraft. you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 100/800 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7
Reality Warps Survived: 0 Eternal Flames Captured: 6
Dragon Scales Harvested: 195 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 49
Sentient Weapons Trained: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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