noaaah.net | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Epic Adventure Quest 1.20

Adventure, amusing, awkward, belly laugh, Chuckle, comedy, cringe, EMBARRASSING, Epic, funny, Giggle, guffaw, hilarious, humor, JOKE, Laughter, lmao, Quest, Ridiculous, silly, smirk, snicker, snort

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	6587
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	53	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Meteorites Collected:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Farms Harvested:	518	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Love Letters Sent:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	25

Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a squirrel on caffeine, then you gotta check out this place!

We got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box and more creepers than a middle school dance floor.

Join us if you wanna build a castle taller than Mount Everest or if you just wanna prank your friends by filling their house with chickens.

And don’t even get me started on our epic PvP battles – it’s like watching two llamas fight over a taco.

So come on over and join the fun, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the occasional server crash.

AuntieCraft Minecraft Server

AITAH, aunt, AuntieCraft, busy, calling out, Christmas Eve party, Disney, exclusion, extended family, family communication, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family gathering, family relationships, Family Support, family tradition, family trip, family unity, Group Chat, hurt feelings, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	7321
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Void Armor Forged:	30
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Are you tired of being left out of family gatherings and feeling like the odd one out? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to welcome you with open arms and make you feel like part of a big, crazy family!

Join us for epic Christmas Eve parties where we all contribute to building amazing structures, bring gifts of enchanted diamond swords, play games like Creeper Tag, and spend the night mining together so we can wake up on Christmas morning with a full inventory of goodies.

Forget about boring family dinners and missing out on fun trips to Disney – on our server, every day is a magical adventure filled with surprises and laughter. Plus, our virtual grandkids are the cutest little pixelated creatures you’ll ever meet!

So come on, join us and become part of our wacky Minecraft family. Who needs real relatives when you have a whole server full of blocky buddies waiting to welcome you with open arms? Let’s build some memories together!

XmasExclusionGriefCraft

christmas, communication breakdown, coping mechanisms, Emotional distance, emotional pain, estrangement, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family dysfunction, family exclusion, family relationships, feeling left out, holiday traditions, Loneliness, long distance relationships, self-care, self-preservation, social isolation, unresolved feelings, XmasExclusionGriefCraft

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	5479
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Looking for a new family to celebrate holidays with? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Our virtual family is always ready to party and celebrate every holiday with you, no matter how festive you want to get. We even have a special Christmas celebration where we all gather around the virtual fireplace and exchange pixelated gifts.

Join us and leave behind your real family drama. No more being left out of family gatherings or having your face rubbed in their festivities. Our virtual family will always have your back, even if we’re just a bunch of blocky characters on a screen.

So come on over and join our Minecraft server, where the only drama is deciding which block to build your house with!

NoSmallTalks – Minecraft SMP

Body language, Communication, compatibility, Conversation, first impressions, first impressions matter, gut feeling, initial reactions, instant dislike, interpersonal skills., intuition, judgement, Minecraft, negative vibes, nonverbal cues, NoSmallTalks, Personality, quick assessments, relationships, smp, snap judgements, social cues, Social Interaction

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	6294
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

OMG GUYS, you have to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! Like, the owner once rode a pig off a cliff and survived because he had a feather falling 1000 boots on, it was insane! And the mods, oh man, they once turned a creeper into a disco ball and had a dance party in the Nether, it was lit AF! Plus, there’s this one player who built a giant statue of a potato and worshipped it as the one true god, like what even?! So if you want to join a server where the craziness never stops and the memes are always dank, then come join us, you won’t regret it…probably.

CraftyCashBillionaire24

billionaire, charitable donations, CraftyCashBillionaire24, designer clothes, dream vacation, exotic cars, extravagant spending, financial advisor, financial freedom, Financial Planning, fine dining, investment opportunities, lottery winner, luxury hotels, luxury lifestyle, mansion shopping, personal chef, philanthropy, private jet, shopping spree, spa day

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	4017
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Astral Projections Made:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

So you just won 1 billion dollars from the lottery, congrats! Now, imagine spending the next 24 hours on our Minecraft server where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers do the moonwalk, and pigs ride around on saddled chickens like they’re in a rodeo.

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own mansion made entirely out of emerald blocks, battling a dragon that spits out golden apples instead of fire, and trading with villagers who offer enchanted items that give you the power to fly.

But be warned, the server is also home to a mischievous group of unicorns who like to prank unsuspecting players by turning their houses into giant cakes or replacing all their tools with rubber ducks.

So come on, join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional unicorn prank).

TaiwanTakedown Minecraft Server

ARMS, Asia-Pacific, China, Conflict, defence firms, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, Military, Minecraft, Politics, RETALIATION, sanctions, sanctions list, SECURITY, Server, taiwan, TaiwanTakedown, Tensions, Trade, united states, US, weapons

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	8530
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Void Armor Forged:	15
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Farms Harvested:	904
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Astral Projections Made:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	374
Dimension Hops:	13	Treasure Maps Found:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant walls to protect ourselves from imaginary enemies like china who try to impose sanctions on us for supplying imaginary arms to taiwan which doesn’t even exist in our world but hey who cares we just wanna build and have fun so come join us and let’s show china who’s boss in the virtual world because why not lol #minecraft #sanctions #buildthewall #imaginaryarms #taiwanwho

CraftyGunBanLand

Community Mourning, country-wide, CraftyGunBanLand, criminal investigation, firearm restriction, government action, gun ban, gun control, gun regulation, Gun Violence, mass shooting, Montenegrin, national security, pm, policy proposal, political decision, proposes, Public Safety, shooting spree, Tragedy, tragic event

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	2170
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	30	Animals Bred:	200
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Villages Defended:	11
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6

so, like, this server is so lit that even the Montenegrin PM wants to join! he’s all like “yo, let’s ban guns and play Minecraft instead!” cuz this server is so epic that it’s gonna save lives, bro. like, you gotta join before the PM changes his mind and decides to just play Minecraft all day instead of running a country. plus, there’s gonna be a shooting spree of fun and games, not actual guns, so come join the madness, fam!

Viral Variant Detector Server

auto-detect system, bacteria detection, bacteria identification, bacteria spread, COVID variants, detector, epidemiology, flu variants, future outbreaks, Infectious disease outbreaks, infectious diseases, new variants, public health, research findings, response improvement, Server, tuberculosis variants, variant, viral, virus detection, virus identification, virus spread, whooping cough variants

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	9481
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Secret Passages Found:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Gods Slained:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	7794	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a system that can detect new variants of viruses in the game! imagine fighting off a super contagious flu zombie or a COVID creeper, it’s gonna be wild! we even have whooping cough skeletons and tuberculosis spiders roaming around, ready to infect your blocky world. join now for a chance to save the virtual universe from these deadly diseases and show off your survival skills like never before!

Harvest Fields 1.21.4

1.21.4, Addictive, agriculture, Animals, Challenging, crops, digital farming, Escape, escape reality, farming games, Fields, Harvest, Immersive, Management, Relaxing, simulation, strategy, stressful, time consuming, unwind, video games, virtual escape, virtual reality

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	6180
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Yo, bro, lemme tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server that will blow your mind! Forget about those boring farming games, this server will have you on the edge of your seat, sweating bullets and questioning your sanity!

Join this server if you want to experience the thrill of farming like never before. We’ll have you stressing out over every crop you plant and every animal you raise. It’s like Farmville on crack, man!

You think farming games are supposed to be relaxing? Ha! Not on this server, my dude. We’ll have you pulling your hair out in frustration and screaming at your computer screen. It’s a wild ride, let me tell ya.

So, if you’re ready to experience the most stressful farming game of your life, join our Minecraft server now! But be warned, once you’re in, there’s no turning back. Good luck, bro!

SinkCraft Minecraft Server

celiac disease, cervical cancer, dinner etiquette, disability, Economy, expensive food, family conflict, food allergies, food restrictions, gluten free, kitchen etiquette, Minecraft, ovarian cancer, Remission, Server, SinkCraft, special treat, SSDI, SSI, stealing food, waste of food, wheelchair bound

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	8005
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crops Grown:	1663	Meteorites Collected:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Magic Items Found:	8686	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Dimension Hops:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where throwing dinners in the sink is not only allowed, but encouraged! Join us for a wild ride of culinary chaos and food fights.

Imagine a world where you can build a giant sink just to throw your dinners in, all while riding a pig through a rainbow-filled sky. Our server is filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories, like the time a player built a castle out of mashed potatoes or when someone rode a llama into battle against a horde of evil creepers.

But the best part? We have a special gluten-free zone where players can only eat virtual gluten-free food, just like our hero who fought off the evil dinner-stealing husband. So come join us on this wacky journey and let’s throw some dinners in the sink together!

DressCodeDrama

anger, Apology, Boundaries, clothes, date, dress, DressCodeDrama, family dynamics, favorite dress, feeling good, magic dress, rental, satin slip dress, school formal, self worth, selfish, sister, standing up for myself, Trust, trust issues

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	4918
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Enchantments Applied:	138
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	193	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Zombie Dances:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Divine Spears Created:	18

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where standing your ground is not only encouraged, but celebrated! Just like how this player stood their ground to protect their precious “magic dress,” you can stand your ground against any pesky creepers or griefers trying to ruin your fun.

Join our server and show off your own “magic dress” – whether it’s enchanted diamond armor or a stylish cape, we support your fashion choices! And don’t worry, we won’t let anyone borrow your gear without permission.

Just like this player’s sister, who learned the hard way that clothes are meant to be respected, not just worn carelessly, you’ll learn valuable lessons about trust and boundaries on our server. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a community where you can dress to impress while battling it out in epic PvP battles?

So come on over to our server and show us what you’re made of – just make sure to protect your “magic dress” at all costs!

GirlNameGamer Minecraft SMP

Baby name, beautiful girl names, best girl names, classic girl names, cute girl names, elegant girl names, favorite girl name, favorite name, feminine names, girl name, GirlNameGamer, lovely girl names, Minecraft, modern girl names, most loved girl names, popular girl names, pretty girl names, smp, sweet girl names, top girl names, traditional girl names, trendy girl names, unique girl names

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	3909
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Chimeras Created:	4	Buildings Constructed:	41
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Bro, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously dude it’s lit AF. We got diamonds for days, like literally you can swim in them like Scrooge McDuck. And the mobs? Bro, they’re like straight outta a horror movie, but in a funny way. Like, one time I saw a creeper doing the cha-cha slide, it was wild man.

And the best part? The girls on this server, bro. They’re all named after food, like seriously. I met this chick named Taco and she was smokin’ hot, like hotter than a lava pit. And then there’s Sushi, she’s like the queen bee of the server, everyone bows down to her.

So, what’s your favorite girl name, bro? Come join us and maybe you’ll meet a girl named Pizza or something, who knows? Just don’t be a noob, okay? We don’t like noobs around here, they get eaten by zombies. True story, bro.

MineCraftyLoveBug

#better half, babe, baby, Beloved, boo, companion, Darling, Dear, Honey, love, Lover, MineCraftyLoveBug, Nickname, OTHER HALF, partner, Significant Other, soulmate, Spouse, sweetheart, sweetie, terms of endearment

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	8600
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Are you tired of your partner calling you boring old “babe” or “honey”? Well, on our Minecraft server, your partner can call you by your epic in-game username like “DiamondDestroyer69” or “CreeperSlayer9000”! Join us for a chance to spice up your relationship with some hilarious and outrageous nicknames!

BonusCraft: Evergreen Shipyard

20 months, appreciation, Benefits, BONUS, BonusCraft, Company, compensation, employees, evergreen, Financial, GIANT, incentive, Industry, loyalty, Maritime, Pay, Rewards, shipping, Shipyard, Staff, taiwan, Year End

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	2736
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Void Armor Forged:	29
Dragon Eggs Found:	3753	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

lol imagine getting PAID 20 months’ worth of money in just ONE BONUS at this EPIC Minecraft server! like, forget about mining for diamonds, we’re mining for CASH, baby!

our server is so LIT, even the Taiwan shipping giant Evergreen is like, “we gotta get in on this action!” they’re giving their staff MAD bonuses just to join our server and build some sick ships or something.

come join us and get that FAT paycheck while you build the craziest creations you can think of. who needs diamonds when you can have DOLLAR BILLS, amirite? let’s get this BREAD, gamers!

Kelp Kingdom: Seeding & Depth

Aquaculture, biomass yield, cultivation methods, Depth, environmental impact, Kelp, Kingdom, marine agriculture, marine biodiversity, Marine Biology, marine conservation, marine ecology, marine research, marine resources, northeast Atlantic, ocean farming, Saccharina latissima, seaweed cultivation, seaweed farming, seeding, small-scale cultivation, sugar kelp, sustainable farming, water depth

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	4031
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Villages Defended:	16
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

hey u! ya u! do u wanna join a minecraft server that will blow ur mind?? well u gotta join this one cuz it’s like no other! we got sugar kelp that’s so big u can ride it like a boat! we experimented with different ways to plant it and how deep to put it in the water, and let me tell u, the results were INSANE!

come join us and see for urself how crazy things can get on this server. u won’t believe ur eyes when u see the size of our kelp forest. it’s like a jungle down there, but underwater! trust me, u won’t regret joining this server. it’s a wild ride from start to finish. so what are u waiting for? come join us now and see what all the hype is about!

Players:	106/400	Votes:	7602
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Runes Activated:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1