| Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 9911 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 33 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 5 | Dragons Tamed: | 6 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
| Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 7304 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 10 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 13 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
Join this server and help a 19-year-old girl pay her rent. Yeah, you heard me right. By playing Minecraft, you can actually make a real-life difference in someone’s life. How crazy is that?
So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s do this! Who knew that gaming could be so wholesome and rewarding? Plus, you might just make a new friend along the way. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make some magic happen!
| Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 1162 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 16 |
| Towns Built: | 2 | Magic Crystals Found: | 21 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Divine Spears Created: | 23 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 20 |
Join us if you want to be part of a server where the sheep are actually undercover agents spying on the players. That’s right, watch your back because that innocent-looking sheep might be reporting your every move to the server admins!
But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to overthrow the players and take control of the server. Will you join forces with them or will you fight against their tyranny?
So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a server where the pigs are actually master chefs cooking up gourmet meals for the players? Don’t miss out on all the craziness, join us now and see for yourself!
| Players: | 108/700 | Votes: | 6352 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Secret Passages Found: | 4 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 15 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 28 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 11 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 8 |
| Falling into the Void: | 3 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 |
Imagine a world where Hey-Hey the chicken gets all the screen time he deserves, and you can giggle to your heart’s content without anyone giving you dirty looks. Our server is a safe space for all, even if you’re non-verbal and just want to enjoy the funny parts of your favorite movie.
Don’t let the haters bring you down, join our server and let your laughter ring out loud and proud! Who needs a movie theater when you can have the ultimate Moana experience in Minecraft? Come on in and let the giggles flow!
| Players: | 94/600 | Votes: | 7750 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 42 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 21 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 3 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 16 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
| Players: | 110/600 | Votes: | 3854 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 453 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Star Shards Collected: | 261 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 30 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 7 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 |
Join us if you wanna see some crazy builds that look like they’ve been through a war (but in a fun way, not a sad way). Explore the land and uncover hidden secrets that will blow your mind!
Forget about boring old servers, come hang with us and experience the thrill of surviving in a world that’s been turned upside down. Who needs normal when you can have insane?! Let’s get weird together, fam!
| Players: | 105/800 | Votes: | 9924 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 46 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Towns Built: | 10 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 4 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | Love Letters Sent: | 12 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 |
| Players: | 100/400 | Votes: | 5985 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 3 | Royal Courts Attended: | 4 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 12 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 4 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 36 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 | Zombie Dances: | 10 |
| Players: | 90/600 | Votes: | 7400 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 16 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6842 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 |
| Emeralds Found: | 1989 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Epic Battles Fought: | 18 |
Join us and you’ll be transformed into the man in the pic in every way possible. You’ll have the strength of a thousand creepers, the agility of an ocelot, and the charm of a baby pig. Rumor has it that the man in the pic once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. Are you up for the challenge?
But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. If you can impress him with your building skills, he may just grant you access to his secret stash of rare blocks and treasures.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become the ultimate man in the pic. Just remember, with great power comes great responsibility…and a whole lot of laughs!
| Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 8354 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 20 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 5 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Zombie Dances: | 3 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 9 |
We understand the struggle of living with a mom who just can’t keep her hands off your things. That’s why our server is the perfect place for you to express yourself without any judgment or tea spillage. Let your creativity run wild and show your mom who’s boss in the virtual world!
Don’t be an asshole in real life, join our server and let out all your frustrations in a fun and safe environment. Who knew Minecraft could be the perfect therapy for dealing with overbearing moms? Join now and start building your dream room without any interference!
| Players: | 95/1000 | Votes: | 8979 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Void Armor Forged: | 21 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 5 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 9503 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 30 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 17 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 |
But wait, there’s more! Another time, I was building a castle and a player dressed as a unicorn rode in on a rainbow and started giving out enchanted golden apples to everyone! And then a group of pandas riding on flying pigs swooped in and started a dance party with disco lights and techno music! It was like a rave in the middle of a medieval kingdom, I couldn’t believe my eyes!
So if you want to experience the most insane and wacky adventures in Minecraft, you gotta join this SMP! Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have with strangers, but one thing’s for sure, you’ll never be bored! Join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 5071 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 15 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 12 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 6 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 10 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They’ve been studying us humans for centuries, waiting for the perfect moment to reveal themselves and take over the world. Will you join forces with them or fight against their extraterrestrial agenda? The choice is yours on our wacky Minecraft server.
And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal on our server that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of diamonds. Imagine building your dream castle out of sparkling gemstones and ruling over a kingdom of bling. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and embark on a wild adventure filled with conspiracies, aliens, and riches beyond your wildest dreams.
| Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 8164 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 13 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 16 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
| Players: | 106/500 | Votes: | 8019 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 15 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
| Alien Abductions: | 4 | Star Shards Collected: | 171 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 | New Chunks Explored: | 326882 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 45 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 |
| Players: | 100/500 | Votes: | 9096 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 9 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 9 |
| Falling into the Void: | 2 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 3 | Magical Moments Shared: | 9 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 6 | Crops Grown: | 2326 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 41 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
But that’s not all! We also have epic tournaments where players battle it out in ridiculous challenges like building the tallest tower out of dirt or racing to see who can find a chicken first. And the best part? The winner gets a crown made out of golden carrots! So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 104/1000 | Votes: | 2509 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 14 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 12 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 19 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 8 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 |
Imagine a world where you can build a virtual cake for your husband’s birthday, complete with a candle made out of pixels. Don’t worry about feeling sick, because on our server, you can still have a blast while lying in bed trying to sleep!
Join us for epic battles against virtual mobs while your husband huffs and puffs around the house, taking care of the virtual kids. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can escape to our crazy Minecraft world?
So come on, join our server and leave the real world behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual cure for your sickness while you’re at it!
