Primitive SMP Reborn

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	2157
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Alien Abductions:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Buildings Constructed:	39
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	463	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Primitive SMP is a Vanilla SMP where our goal is to enjoy the game! 🙂 We want players to take it slow and enjoy playing, exploring, and connecting with others!

Discord: https://discord.gg/dgeQyvw5Sz

—Features—

Our server is based off of teams/factions. Players can create their own team or join an existing one!

The world border is 5K, we want to encourage players to start communities!

Our server does not use homes or tpa! The only warp is /warp spawn!

Elytras are not allowed because we want to encourage players to find other ways of transportation!

War Weekends: every weekend the server will be on hard mode, and all players will be visible on the dynmap!

—Info— -Java 1.20 -No crossplay -Normal difficulty Please join our discord and put your minecraft username in #whitelist to be added to the server. Discord: https://discord.gg/dgeQyvw5Sz

Cyber Blade City 1.20.5

1.20.5, Anime, artist, Blacked doujins, blade, city, creator, cyber, Cybernetics, Cyberpunk, cyberpunk movie, doujinshi, dystopian, futuristic, ghost in the shell, illustrator, influential, inspiration, japanese, Manga, Masamune Shirow, Sci Fi, Technology, Visionary

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	892
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Secret Passages Found:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Villages Defended:	14
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	5097
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Yo bro, imagine a Minecraft server that’s like a mix of Cyberpunk and Blacked doujins. Like, you can build futuristic cities with neon lights and flying cars, and then switch it up with some spicy adult content. It’s like living in a crazy sci-fi world where anything goes. Join this server for a wild ride that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Trust me, it’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget.

NostalgiaCraft SMP: Relive Moments

bittersweet memories, cherished memories, emotional attachment, emotional connections, happy memories, life experiences, meaningful encounters, Memories, MOMENTS, Nostalgia, NostalgiaCraft, ordinary moments, past experiences, personal reflections, RELIVE, reliving moments, reliving the past, Reminiscing, sentimental, sentimental journey, significant events, smp, special moments, treasured moments

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	4443
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Love Letters Sent:	9
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Emeralds Found:	230

OMG guys, you totally have to join this Minecraft SMP because it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, one time, I was mining for diamonds and a creeper came out of nowhere and started dancing the Macarena with me. It was so lit, I couldn’t stop laughing! And then, we all built a giant statue of a potato because why not, right? Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we have llama races every Saturday. It’s wild, I tell ya! So come join us and experience the wackiest adventures in Minecraft history! #potatostatueforlife #llamaracesforever

CraftyPJsMC

bedtime, bedtime routine, boxers, Briefs, clothing, comfortable, CraftyPJsMC, fashion, loungewear, Men, Nightwear, PAJAMAS, reddit, Relaxation, shorts, sleep attire, Sleepwear, Style, sweatpants, t-shirts, underwear

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	693
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	New Chunks Explored:	826235
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old pajamas? Do you dream of drifting off to sleep in style? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and sleep in diamond armor for ultimate protection against nighttime monsters. Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun. So ditch those old PJs and join us for a night of epic adventures and stylish slumber. You won’t regret it!

JejuCraft Airlines: Safety First!

airline operations, airline safety, Airlines, Aviation (Industry), aviation regulations, aviation safety, Jeju Air crash, JejuCraft, Safety, safety inspection, south korea, South Korean airlines, transportation safety

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	2433
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Gods Slained:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Mines Excavated:	1197
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	12

So, like, you know how South Korea is all like “we gotta make sure our planes don’t crash”? Well, this server is like that but with Minecraft! Join us and you won’t crash… your Minecraft game, that is! We got safety inspections on lock, just like South Korea, but with blocks and creepers instead of planes. Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet pig named Jeju Air! Just kidding, we don’t have pigs… but we do have flying llamas! So come on down to our server and let’s fly high together, just like those planes in South Korea… before they crash, that is.

Video Mirror Madness

Authenticity, car interiors, cognitive psychology, Digital Media, digital technology, Letters, madness, media literacy, media manipulation, media production, MIRROR, mirrored video, Numbers, online content, optical illusion, original video, Perception, Video, video analysis, Video editing, visual cues, visual effects, visual perception

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	397
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Runes Activated:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Magic Items Found:	8901
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Dragons Tamed:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where everything is BACKWARDS and UPSIDE DOWN! you’ll be so confused you won’t know which way is up! we have pigs flying through the sky and creepers dancing in tutus.

our server is so wacky, you’ll never know if you’re mining diamonds or just digging a giant hole to china. the chat is filled with gibberish and the mobs speak in riddles.

if you’re looking for a server that will make you question reality, then this is the place for you. join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT everywhere)!

Relationships Rock: Men’s Edition

Commitment, couples, DATING, Edition, findings, Intimacy, long-term relationships, male sexuality, Men, Mens, monogamy, Partnership, Psychology, relationships, research, Rock, satisfaction, sexual functioning, sexual health, sexual orientation, short-term mating strategies, Singles, study

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	434
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	40	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

so, like, this server is like, the ultimate place for all the dudes in relationships to come and, like, level up their sexual functioning, bro! like, forget about being single and lonely, come join us and experience higher levels of, like, sexual awesomeness!

we got, like, crazy builds and mini-games that will make your heart race faster than when you see your partner in lingerie! and, like, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re in a long-term relationship with all the bros here!

so, if you wanna, like, boost your sexual functioning and have a blast with your fellow dudes in relationships, come join our server now! who needs short-term mating strategies when you can have long-term relationship maintenance in Minecraft, amirite? let’s get it, bros!

Mystic Moonlight Oasis 1.20.2

1.20.2, Alpha, based gigachad, cuck, Difference, Freak, Hubby, incel, insecure, Loser, male friends, MOONLIGHT, muslims, mystic, non-Muslim, Oasis, real man, Respect, subjugate, Traditionalist, Virgin, white sharia, Women

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	3534
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Zombie Dances:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

🤣🤣🤣 Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like the ultimate epic gamer paradise where you can unleash your inner alpha chad vibes and dominate like a boss! 🎮💥

Forget about those incel losers, here we worship the based gigchad traditionalists who know how to keep it real and subjugate those mobs like a pro! 🤯🔥

You think blasting women for having male friends is cringe? Not on our server, fam! We praise the masculine alphas who know how to lay down the law and keep those creepers in check! 🚫💣

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make white sharia a reality in the world of blocks and pixels! 🏰⚔️ #MinecraftMadness

SkillfulSMP: “CraftySkills”

acquired skill, beneficial skill, CraftySkills, everyday skill, handy skill, life skill, New skill, personal growth, practical skill, random skill, skill acquisition., skill development, skill enhancement, skill mastery, SkillfulSMP, surprising skill, talent development, unconventional skill, unexpected skill, unique skill, useful skill, valuable skill

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	4937
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2656
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Holy Grails Found:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Falling into the Void:	1
Void Armor Forged:	18	Magical Moments Shared:	30

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP server, like seriously, it’s lit AF! So, like, I was just mining for diamonds one day and I accidentally stumbled upon a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden carrots. And get this, the carrots gave me the power to fly like a majestic unicorn! 🦄 So now I can soar through the skies and rain down enchanted diamond swords on my enemies. It’s totally bananas, bro!

But wait, there’s more! I also discovered a hidden village where all the villagers are actually skilled warriors who can teach you the ancient art of llama jousting. Yeah, you heard me right, llama jousting! You can ride into battle on a majestic llama steed and challenge your friends to epic jousting tournaments. It’s like Game of Thrones meets Napoleon Dynamite, but in Minecraft!

So, if you want to be part of this epic adventure and learn the ways of the enchanted golden carrots and llama jousting warriors, then join our Minecraft SMP server now! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cookies at spawn. 🍪 #BestServerEver #LlamaJoustingFTW

Crafty2025: The Year of Missing Blocks

2024 vs 2025, 2025 predictions, Advancements, aspirations, blocks, changes, Crafty2025, dreams, Evolution, Expectations, future technology, growth, hopes for the future, IMPROVEMENTS, innovation, Long-term goals, missing, new developments, Possibilities, progress, trends, upcoming year, Wishlist, year

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	4948
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	83	Meteorites Collected:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Mines Excavated:	3122
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind in 2025!

Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and talking chickens. That’s right, our server is so advanced that even the mobs have developed their own personalities and skills.

But that’s not all! In 2025, we have exclusive access to a secret dimension where you can ride unicorns, battle dragons, and even challenge the almighty Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

So why wait for 2025 to roll around? Join us now and experience the future of Minecraft in all its ridiculous glory!

BlockyMurderMayhem

BlockyMurderMayhem, caribbean, Community, crime, Crisis, emergency, escalation, Government, Homicide, intervention, law enforcement, measures, murder rate, public health, response, Safety, SECURITY, society, tobago, trinidad, violence

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	4517
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	6123
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Votes:	1661
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

Yo, fam, forget about all that real world drama, come join our lit Minecraft server where the only emergency is running out of diamonds! We got so much chaos and fun, you’ll forget all about those murder rates soaring in Trinidad and Tobago.

Join us for epic battles with creepers, insane parkour challenges, and a community so tight, you’ll feel like you’re part of a virtual family. Plus, our moderators are like the Avengers of Minecraft, always ready to swoop in and save the day.

So what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and dive into our crazy Minecraft world where the only emergency is trying to find your way back to your base after getting lost in a cave system. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Eternal Realms 1.20.3

1.20.3, animal agriculture, Animal Behavior, animal consumption, animal education, animal fear, animal husbandry, animal products, animal psychology, animal rights, animal welfare, Cows, eating animals, ETERNAL, Goats, Horses, live chickens, people, Pets, Pigs, Realms, self-proclaimed, small insects

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	3655
Rating:	4.4 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Dragons Tamed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, on this server, you’ll see more chickens, goats, cows, pigs, and horses than you ever thought possible! And get this, you can actually eat them too!

I know, I know, it sounds crazy, but trust me, it’s a wild ride. These other “people” out there are missing out on all the fun, but not you, my friend. You’ll be living the high life, surrounded by all the farm animals you could ever dream of.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience a whole new world where pets and insects are just the beginning. It’s gonna be a blast, I promise!

TalentlessTom in Minecraft SMP

Ability, AMBITION, aspiration, creativity, desire, dream, envy, FANTASY, imagination, Jealousy, longing, Minecraft, personal development, Potential, self improvement, skill, smp, talent, talent acquisition, TalentlessTom, wish, Wishful thinking, yearning

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	6050
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6694
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

OMG, like have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, totally lit fam! You gotta join because we have the most epic builds and the craziest events ever! Like, one time we had a giant chicken riding a pig around spawn, it was so random and hilarious! And the best part is, if you join, you’ll automatically gain the talent of being able to fly like a majestic unicorn! It’s like, totally legit, trust me bro. So come join our server and experience the most insane adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! YOLO!

CraftyBillionaire

2 billion dollars, abundance, charitable giving, CraftyBillionaire, dream life, dream purchases, extravagant spending, financial freedom, financial independence, Financial Security, fulfillment, Generosity, Happiness, Investments, life goals, life-changing decisions, luxury lifestyle, money management, philanthropy, success, wealth

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	8241
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	5

If you had 2 billion dollars, you could buy your own private island and fill it with diamonds and gold. Or you could join our Minecraft server and build a virtual empire that makes Bill Gates jealous! With 2 billion dollars worth of in-game currency, you could buy every block in sight and create the most epic pixelated palace the world has ever seen. So why waste your money on boring real-life stuff when you can live out your wildest Minecraft dreams with us? Join now and start building your fortune block by block!

BlockyParentPenalty

BlockyParentPenalty, Community, consequences, crime, Grief, Jail, Justice, Legal System, Loss, mental health, parents, Prevention, punishment, Rehabilitation, RESPONSIBILITY, school attack, Serbian court, Support, teenager, Tragedy, violence

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	4976
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Gods Slained:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

so, like, this server is so lit, it’s like a party in your computer, ya know? we got unicorns flying around, and pigs that can talk. like, for realz. and the best part is, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that shoots out rainbow fire. it’s like, totally epic.

oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to dance? yeah, it’s wild. creepers doing the cha-cha, zombies breakdancing, it’s a sight to see.

plus, our staff is like, super cool. they’ll hook you up with all the diamonds you could ever want, and they’ll even build you a castle made out of cake if you ask nicely.

so, like, what are you waiting for? join our server now and be part of the craziest, most awesome Minecraft community ever. trust me, you won’t regret it.

MurderCraft: The Movie Mayhem

1970, 2000, Analysis, cinematic trends, cultural impact, database, English language, film industry, killing, linguistic patterns, machine learning, MAYHEM, Movie, movies, murder, MurderCraft, Produced, researchers, rising trend, study, Subtitles, verbs, violent content

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	9036
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

join our epic minecraft server where you can KILL and MURDER to your heart’s content! we have a database of over 160,000 English-language movies from the 1970s to 2000s to inspire your violent tendencies! our machine learning technology will help you find the best ways to wreak havoc on your enemies! come join us for a bloodbath of fun and chaos!